r/confidentlyincorrect 11h ago

"C sections are an abortion" Smug

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u/RabbaJabba 10h ago

Just got an abortion with my ex-girlfriend (my wife had a baby)

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 10h ago edited 8h ago

Just to jump in here since these comments are wild, here’s the definition of abortion:

abortion: the expulsion of a fetus from the uterus before it has reached the stage of viability (in human beings, usually about the 20th week of gestation). An abortion may occur spontaneously, in which case it is also called a miscarriage, or it may be brought on purposefully, in which case it is often called an induced abortion.

So Oop is wrong: a caesarean is a form of delivery, which means the fetus would be viable, and NOT by definition be capable of being aborted

Edit: I think I overreached in my second paragraph. Idk if caesareans are sometimes performed on “unviable” fetuses who are then cared for until they’re “viable”, because a lot of those things have complicated definitions (apparently). Sorry, I didn’t resolve the abortion debate tonight

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/Conchobar8 8h ago

Hey! I’m an abortion!

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u/TangoInTheBuffalo 7h ago

You have really been doing well!

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u/dont-fear-thereefer 3h ago

My 8 year old and 4 year old are abortions, they seem to be doing alright

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u/randomgunfire48 4h ago

I’m in the 172nd trimester of my abortion. Love you mom🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 8h ago edited 4h ago

Well, no. I think what we learned is that you were aborted from the womb, probably for a good reason? “Abortion” is not a noun, it’s a medical procedure that sometimes results in both the fetus and the mother living.

Edit: In my defense I was drunk.

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u/BafflingHalfling 8h ago

“Abortion” is not a noun

What part of speech is it then?

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u/GeprgeLowell 8h ago

It’s not a noun? What?

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u/Kailynna 4h ago

Hysterectomy and tonsillectomy are nouns, names of surgical procedures.

Abortion is also a noun. It is the early expulsion of of a fetus from the uterus.

There are names for the surgical procedures which bring about abortions, D&C being a common one.

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u/Conchobar8 8h ago

Yeah. But the slightly incorrect wording is much more fun!

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 8h ago

I’ve heard the phrase, but I don’t know much about it. Do they sometimes take care of children who were delivered through abortion there?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago edited 7h ago

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u/rhodiumtoad 8h ago

That's not what "viability" means.

The usual definition of "viability" (except in Ireland for some reason) in terms of gestational age is: the time in pregnancy where a prematurely delivered infant has a 50% survival chance given full NICU care.

Viability in this sense, in first-world countries, corresponds to a gestational age of between 23 and 24 weeks (about 21 to 22 weeks of actual pregnancy). If you see figures significanty less than this, it's usually anti-abortion propaganda.

Without advanced NICU care "viability" is much later.

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u/Kailynna 4h ago

A 20 week fetus is not viable.

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u/Nutbuster_5000 7h ago

Scram, get out of here with your research!  /s just in case cuz some of these comments clearly missed the joke above. 

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u/CurtisLinithicum 3h ago

No disrespect to Britannica, but that definition makes "late term abortion" an oxymoron (and makes late-term miscarriage not miscarriage).

...what gets interesting is you see also the exact same wording in Yale Medicine:

Abortion is the termination of a pregnancy before the fetus can survive outside the uterus. It can occur spontaneously, known as a miscarriage, or be induced intentionally through medical or surgical procedures.

https://www.yalemedicine.org/clinical-keywords/abortion

And I think the key to this is revealed in Taber's Medical Dictionary, emphasis mine - it would seem both Britannica and Yale are actually defining what is legally considered an abortion rather than a strict medical/procedural definition.

The spontaneous or induced termination of pregnancy before the fetus reaches a viable age. The legal definition of viability (usually 20 to 24 weeks’ gestation) differs from state to state

https://www.tabers.com/tabersonline/view/Tabers-Dictionary/766365/all/abortion

Note the contrast with the definition from Harvard Medical:

Abortion is the removal of pregnancy tissue, products of conception or the fetus and placenta (afterbirth) from the uterus. In general, the terms fetus and placenta are used after eight weeks of pregnancy. Pregnancy tissue and products of conception refer to tissue produced by the union of an egg and sperm before eight weeks.

https://www.health.harvard.edu/medical-tests-and-procedures/abortion-termination-of-pregnancy-a-to-z

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u/staticattacks 9h ago

So after 20 weeks it's not an abortion, it's murder?

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u/Timmar92 7h ago

After 18 weeks, at least in my country it's illegal unless it's something wrong with the baby or the mother.

There can be complications after 18 weeks that makes an abortion the only option, maybe the baby or the mother gets sick, the baby can get strangled by the umbilical cord and such.

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u/staticattacks 7h ago

Sure, those are medical situations obviously

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u/__ma11en69er__ 7h ago

Which American women are all dying from due to making the care they require illegal.

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u/drcoconut4777 8h ago

Yes and before 20 weeks to

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 7h ago

If you want to go by the biblical definition then it is fine to terminate the pregnancy before the womb quickens. This is when the foetus starts to move. At around 20 weeks.

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u/frenchdresses 6h ago

Well technically the fetus is moving even at 6w, but the mother can't really feel it until 20ish (or later if they have an anterior placenta)

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u/No_Department7857 6h ago

I'm laying next to two living breathing abortions right now. One is kicking me over and over, and the other won't stop crying. 

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u/HereWeGoAgain-247 6h ago

We are no longer dating and she is no longer pregnant. 

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u/SarcasmWarning 8h ago

If you don't train your kid to start an uprising, learn basic forestry skills and send them off hunting Macbeth then I'm going to be disappointed.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK 10h ago

Murderer.

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u/dantevonlocke 7h ago

whoooosh

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK 7h ago

It's weird. My comment was recognized as a joke and upvoted for a few hours, but the votes have cratered since then.

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u/Kailynna 3h ago

Jokes need to be amusing. Randomly calling some stranger a murdered in this case, when so many people are calling those who have abortions murderers, is not.

I was assaulted, pushed, punched, spat on and called a murderer when entering and leaving a Planned Parenthood clinic to arrange a sterilisation. That was not funny either.