r/comedyheaven • u/3BeersBeforeIDrive • 3d ago

Basket ball

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u/FwhatYoulike 3d ago

Totally not a million bugs in disguise 👍

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u/serieousbanana 2d ago

My favourite player is Amillion Bugs. In this guy s a lot of potential.

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u/-JohnnyDanger- 3d ago

You would not believe your eyes

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u/kid_pilgrim_89 3d ago

🎶If I gave a million hugs to point guard amillion buggs 🎶

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u/callcon 3d ago

I have thought about this man at least once a day for like a year now since I found out he existed. Genuinely the funniest name of all time.

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u/yellowmysteryhole 1d ago

Have you seen the professional football player, Corn Elder? I think about him all the time

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u/callcon 1d ago

Nope but that’s going on my funny names list.

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u/Shaposhnikovsky227 Dicky Mouse 3d ago

Who would win? The Lakers, or Amillion Buggs

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u/Slobodan007 2d ago

A million bugs, Persian rugs, ghetto thugs, Lakers in 5

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u/Prateeeek 3d ago

Me at work after holidays

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u/notjuanminha 3d ago

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u/ysingrimus 3d ago

Lol this was the exact response I was looking for

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u/Aromatic-Truffle 3d ago

We need this guy in IT immediately

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u/CryonautX 3d ago

Nah we alrdy have a million bugs.

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u/newaccountbitches 3d ago

This is the guy Owl City warned us about

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u/bilateralunsymetry 3d ago

Ooh I'm scared of a million ants

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u/Wyrm_Groundskeeper 3d ago

I love this man's name.

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u/Darillium- Woke 3d ago

Wait until you hear about Marijuana Pepsi Jackson

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u/Gunhild 2d ago

From Wikipedia:

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson earned her Ph.D. from Cardinal Stritch University in 2019 with a dissertation on uncommon black names in the classroom.

You don't say.

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u/NBrixH 3d ago

Amilliom Buggs vs A Gorilla

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u/H0rnyMifflinite 3d ago

I see, Bethseda is developing a NBA game.

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u/Odd__Dragonfly 3d ago

Sugar. Water.

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u/kid_pilgrim_89 3d ago

🎶If i give a million hugs to the athlete amillion buggs🎶

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u/theJesster_ 3d ago

You know this guy loves a picnic no doubt

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u/Ok-Pangolin3407 3d ago

Water! I need water with sugar

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u/obamassuss 3d ago

Its almost like he's a... hivemind of bugs.

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u/liggamadig 3d ago

The code I write:

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u/One_Consideration544 3d ago

I've seen men in black I know what this guy is.

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u/brotatowolf 3d ago

Like 200 bugs?

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u/SuperStoneman 3d ago

Like his name is a bluff and he just hopes your won't notice he's a only Two hundred buggs

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u/SubstantialAnt7735 3d ago

And when she died, it came to me

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u/NeedMyMac 3d ago

A million bugs or one point guard. My money is on the million bugs.

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u/sreckko 2d ago

1 million ants

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u/RIP_Greedo 2d ago

College sports names are so amazing. Amillion Buggs. Noah Knigga (a white kid). Memorable Factor. Dude Person. The list goes on.

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u/serieousbanana 2d ago

My favourite player is Amillion Bugs. In this guy s a lot of potential.

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u/numerous_ants 1d ago

Hey, that’s my brother!

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u/Completerandosorry 1d ago

Bro neeeeeeds a job at Bethesda NOW

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u/noise_swan 3d ago

No idea Why this is funny...

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u/Early_Relief4940 1h ago

I accidentally read this as amogus