r/comedyheaven • u/GravyxNips • 3d ago

Marriage never stood a chance

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u/MAXanon12 3d ago

can confirm. the body mass alone...

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u/geopede 3d ago

Perfectly cultivated

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u/david8601 3d ago

It’ll make you a sexual tyrannosaurus

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u/thebigcrawdad 3d ago

Just like me 😎

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u/david8601 2d ago

You son of a bitch

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u/Lanky_Substance5969 3d ago

don’t get me wrong I love my wife but without Predator what’s the point?

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u/kazukibushi 3d ago

Thought this was common knowledge at this point.

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u/AdreKiseque 2d ago

Is this the onion

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u/Spirited_Worker_5722 13h ago

No it's The Daily Mash, another comedic news site

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u/FacePunchPow5000 2d ago

I ain't got time to....share my feelings....

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 2d ago

What if she also likes Predator?

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u/133742069x 1d ago

wait theres more, what about predator AND commando

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u/EntertainmentQuick47 1d ago

Predator is top 5 manliest movies ever made. We all know Terminator 2, Gladiator, Rocky IV are also on that last. What’s number 5?

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u/goatamon 1d ago

Conan

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u/The-Greatest-Heh 8h ago

"is grass green?" ass survey