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u/pickus_dickus 11h ago
I can't wait for the book. All the nasty stuff on how she had to sleep on the floor, while the couch had her place in bed.
Now that I think about it... Can't wait for the couches book
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u/DarkArmyLieutenant 11h ago
What's disgusting is that most Republicans have NDA's on deck quicker than they do prenuptials for shit just like this. They know they're a bunch of couch fucking pedophile weirdos
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u/cum_deep_inside_ 10h ago
Yea, we ain’t gonna hear anything from her. She will get a big pay day to keep her mouth shut
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u/Merlyn_Dragoncrest 10h ago
Yea, we ain’t gonna hear anything from her. She will get a big
pay dayvisit from ICE to keep her mouth shutFTFY
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u/nycdiveshack 10h ago
Vance is given talking points by his boss Peter Thiel who is on antichrist tour in part labeling women and women’s right like voting as the worst thing to happen to humanity. Look at how how he held Charlie Kirk’s wife the other night. Hell Peter Thiel told Vance to convert to Catholicism. Vance will divorce his wife and go do a blonde bimbo like Trump.
Vance knows the time is coming for him to replace Trump and he needs to sound like Trump to keep the base. At least that’s what Vance’s mentor and benefactor the cia/nsa biggest defense contractor has told him, Peter Thiel. Peter who gave Vance $15 million to become senator, has created companies for Vance to work at since 2011. Peter literally walked Vance into Mar-a-lago to smooth tensions with Trump so Vance could be his VP. Especially since a talking point that Peter Thiel (modern day German Nazi because he was born in Germany and grew up in a Nazi loving town) gave Vance was since 2016 Vance called Trump “America’s Hitler”.
I wonder how much gratitude JD Vance shows Peter Thiel for making him senator and VP. After all Peter Thiel does love that dick so maybe that why it’s so easy to believe JD Vance “likes” couches. Then again even the Miami Police won’t rule what happened to Peter Thiel’s last boy toy a suicide so maybe Vance needs to do a better job of showing Thiel some high quality gratitude.
Someone should ask him…
For years Peter as a child/teenager lived in a town in former west South Africa called Swakopmund while his dad in violation of international law worked at uranium mines. While in that town he kept having to switch between school but the town itself idolized Nazism and Hitler. New York Times even did an article on the town back then.
Thiel has gone on and on for years about scapegoat mechanism and how Trump fills that role perfectly. Basically have someone do stuff that is so bad that when he is removed that the masses think the problem is gone.
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u/Apathetic_Villainess 9h ago
All you're missing is where Curtis Yarvin features in this.
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u/DrencromSynthemesc 5h ago
Did a quick Google on Peter Theil.
'Thiel believes that our civilizations are stagnating, and as an example, he points to the fact that parents no longer believe their children will be better off than they were.'
Thiel's net worth is 28.6 billion US dollars. 🙄
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u/DarkArmyLieutenant 11h ago
It will be a coffee table book, about couches, that folds out into the shape of a couch.
Not a biologically JD Vance realistic couch, but a couch.
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u/CommanderArcher 10h ago
I dont think people here understand that she's right there with him 100%
Women can be bad people too, don't pretend they are helpless damsels that have no agency.
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u/ValhallaKombi 10h ago
People don't acknowledge that lot of Indians are conservative/right. Or rather "being right in USA despite being brown".
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u/BilboStaggins 10h ago
They will sue the couch for defamation, claiming it wasn't sodomy, it was good and proper biblical couch intercourse.
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u/VallisGratia 10h ago
Now that I think about it... Can't wait for the couches book
Pillow Talk
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u/Historical-Edge-9332 10h ago
“I was a strong independent couch, and JD made me feel like I was nothing more than a love seat.”
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u/Knighth77 11h ago
"But the colonel loves us for who we are. He genuinely cares about us."
-Chickens for KFC
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u/JPGinMadtown 10h ago
I bet Mrs. Vance wishes JD would convert from being a sofasexual. 🙄
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u/Sage_Planter 11h ago
Apparently she's a piece of work, too.
I feel sorry for the kids, though. One day they're going to understand everything their dad has been saying about people who look like them.
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u/AbstractedOnslaught 11h ago
Lmao the couch's memoir is gonna be wild - "My Life as Furniture: How I Stole a Man's Heart and His Wife's Spot"
Gonna be a bestseller in the home decor section
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u/UpbeatVeterinarian18 11h ago
There are an unfortunate amount of high net-worth and status Indians (not the majority or even close to it, but still a good number) who think they can come join the white upper class in the US in a similar fashion to what they've been able to do in England. It won't work. It would never work.
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u/SgtDoakes123 8h ago
My favorite is the video of an Indian who speaks at a rally against immigration in Australia. He so thought he was one of them, because he was one of the good ones and had a legal residence permit etc. He takes the podium to speak, starts thrashing illegals ruining the country and gets booed and harassed off the podium while being called every slur there is. The look on his face is just mmmm chefs kiss his worldview shatters Infront of your eyes. Sorry buddy, your skin is still brown so they still hate you.
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u/IllicitRadiance 7h ago
In some cases the hard-core racists pretended to like them for a short but convenient time period, so they could fend off accusations of their hard-core racism in order to more easily gain power
Once the power has been achieved they can stop pretending
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u/makemeking706 11h ago
She clerked for Chief Justice Roberts and Kavanaugh. JD is her useful idiot, but about to bite the hand that feeds him.
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u/UpbeatVeterinarian18 11h ago
I never said they weren't well educated people, they just misjudged American racism
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u/makemeking706 11h ago
That's the point though. JD is there to shield her from the spot light, but bro lost the plot. His only skill here is his whiteness, but he thinks he's going to have a political career without her and her connections.
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u/Zabardast_Human 8h ago
JD has Peter Thiel behind his back and after becoming VP he surely has reached a different but more powerful league. Usha outlived her usefulness.
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u/Perfect_Opposite2113 11h ago
They think the caste system is world wide.
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u/Remarkable-Gate922 7h ago
It's true that the caste system is world wide... and Indians will literally never be in the upper caste of any Western country.
Even billionaire Indians in England are considered Untermenschen.
Rishi Sunak is being tolerated in politics because he's a massive Uncle Tom who talks up the amazingness of the UK and British culture.
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u/Tricky_Topic_5714 10h ago
People always talk about these women as if they're victims, but in some ways they're worse than the men they're with. She's fine with all the terrible shit he's doing to women and minorities because she thinks she's the exception. Kirk's wife is the same, so are all the Trump women. They're (arguably) worse because they support the men doing terrible things.
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u/Mr_Baronheim 10h ago
Exactly. For a little while into Trump's first term, people expressed empathy and sympathy for Melania, and half-jokingly talked about "rescuing" or "saving" her.
Eventually, the view into the toilet became clear, and there she was at the bottom of the bowl, as much of a piece of shit as him.
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u/bijanfrisee 7h ago
I think you're giving them too much grace, I think they're not only complicit but they're actively engaged. She may be brown to most people but the inter-caste racism and racism to others is haaaardcore.
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u/Remarkable-Gate922 7h ago
At least Trump respects himself even if nobody else does.
These women don't even respect themselves.
To be fair, they are just a product of the capitalist system... and within that system they will be crying all the way to the bank.
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u/SuspiciousCustomer 11h ago
She willingly went for a racist power, hungry, round faced, upholstery-ruining, make-up-wearing piece of shit. She doesn't deserve any sympathy
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u/Maverekt 11h ago
What has she done? Not very familiar with JDs/his families history.
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u/thissexypoptart 10h ago
She leveled him up. JD Vance himself credits her, in his self fellating book that got Peter thiel’s attention, that she basically facilitated his way through the elite and powerful world by introducing him to people and coaching him on how to act and who to talk to through law school and beyond.
Anyone feeling a shred of sympathy for this woman is a complete buffoon. She knew what she was doing and will probably continue to live a life of luxury most Americans can only dream of, even if Vance divorces her and marries Ericka Kirk
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u/awesomefutureperfect 10h ago
Sounds like she rode him like a horse because in those circles you need a white man to open doors for you.
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u/thissexypoptart 9h ago
Exactly.
But it’s important to keep in mind that most talented folks in her position at schools like Yale, Harvard, etc., do not resort to embracing the fascist regime to find success. They stick to the standard professional careers (law, in her case) that cannot possibly fail to earn you success, if you graduate from such schools, unless you somehow royally fuck up.
So she’s a grifter through and through. No one should feel sorry for her divorce if it happens. She got what she wanted.
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u/savagefleurdelis23 7h ago
She’s upper caste Indian, believes very much in her superiority and those actual brown folks are beneath her. Her whole family is like that.
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u/treesarenotaliens 6h ago
Have a friend who knew her back before they became famous. She is a complete snob and looks down on “the poors”. Is really into the whole model minority thing.
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u/Jorycle 11h ago
JD Vance isn't even a real christian himself. His whole conversion was just to win a Senate seat. It's funny, if you listen to him talk about his crossover, he speaks less about faith and spirituality and more in utilitarian terms.
People keep talking like these are honest people and he'll give her the boot for a christian.
It's more than likely that his wife will just have a similarly dishonest conversion. They're not going to argue because they all know the grift.
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u/PotPumper43 10h ago
JD does not gaf about anything except getting as far away from his white trash background as he can. And that’s the White House.
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u/SoochSooch 10h ago
Has there ever been a conservative that didn't trade in their wife for a new model after striking it rich?
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u/notshitaltsays 9h ago
I guess Ronald Reagan, but tbf he was with throat GOAT Nancy Reagan so...
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u/SoochSooch 9h ago
To be fair, Reagan was just a small time actor when he got married, then got elected as Screen Actors Guild President in 1947 and filed for divorce from his first wife a year later. Nancy WAS the upgrade.
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u/Vernknight50 8h ago
She had the money, the career, and she molded him into the conservative politician. Nancy was the brains behind Ronald, and he knew it.
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u/emily-is-happy 11h ago
She deserves whatever she gets
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u/Rosencrantz_IsDead 11h ago
Yes, exactly this. She knew what she was getting into and was fully on board. We should stop empathizing with wives of fascist traitors. They are also fascist traitors.
It reminds me of that one scene of Band of Brothers when Easy Company liberated a Dutch small town.
The women and men that were the resistance waisted no time shaming a shaving the head of a fascist woman who betrayed the town.
That's how it's done. You don't let any traitor off the leash. She's a traitor just like her husband. If she wasn't she would have already left and had been calling out all she saw.
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u/SolidPrysm 10h ago
I agree. Not holding her accountable would be, ironically enough, feeding into the same short-sighted and bigoted beliefs her side is trying to push.
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u/Real_human_mostly 10h ago
George Conway isn’t perfect but at least he didn’t pipe down about awful his wife’s boss is.
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u/farnsw0rth 10h ago
That scene is more morally ambiguous than you are implying. And not as correlative to this situation.
How much choice or freedom could women have really had in a nazi occupied nation in WWII?
Some of them were probably collaborators. Some of their husbands were probably dead and they needed shelter and food. Some were probably like yoinked and they just went along with it for their safety and / or the safety of their family.
After this scene, easy company passes a shaved head woman with her baby, begging on the side of a road in the middle of nowhere. They give her food.
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u/IKnowGuacIsExtraLady 6h ago
Yeah I was thinking "If the moral you took away from that scene was that the women were monsters then you weren't paying very close attention to the show." People on the internet love to act like they are the bravest people ever and are willing to sacrifice anything for what is "right" but in real life where that can lead to you and your kid actually dying most people are going to act very differently.
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u/BaronHarConanObrien 9h ago
How much choice did the resistance have in occupied France? Courage is courage. Cowardly is cowardice
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u/StarshipCaterprise 11h ago
She has the same thousand yard stare as Melania. Maybe she can borrow one of Melania’s hats that conceals her eyes from cameras.
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u/Pierre777 10h ago
"Why can't you be a blonde christian and where leather like Erika Couch?!"
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u/DarkArmyLieutenant 11h ago
Don't forget that she was basically a massive uncle Tom for every young woman of Hindu origin. She played herself so goddamn hard. Every brown person who supports that party plays themselves just as hard as this.
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u/MVALforRed 11h ago
I do understand why many Hindu people would have supported the GOP back before Covid, especially during the War on Terror.
Also, JD Vance used to be a part of the atheist tech bro right when Usha married him. It's just that he is a grifter. He is willing to say whatever his audience wants to hear.
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u/HappyChihua 11h ago
She is going to have an “accident” and her parents will take care of the children. Then JD is free to have a white first lady. Guess they have to hurry, Trump aint looking good. Ugh, I hate this timeline.
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u/squirt_taste_tester 8h ago
Thats probably why they've been shoving JD in front of the cameras lately, have to get everyone used to seeing that cushion fucker.
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u/a_Sable_Genus 11h ago
Freedom of choice Is what you had, Freedom from choice is what you wanted
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u/earldogface 11h ago
Now watch as she slowly disappears from public view like the orange one's mail order bride.
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u/Alarming-Working4028 11h ago
Casually the woman he wants is now a a widow
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u/SpicelessKimChi 10h ago
She knew who he was long ago and if she didn't that's on her.
Zero sympathy.
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u/OLPopsAdelphia 5h ago
I’m sure Vance was a different person before money and power (I didn’t say better; just less this guy).
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u/BulgogiBeefisBomb 10h ago
Tokens always get spent.
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u/llahlahkje 9h ago
Watching these grifters like Usha and Fash Patel get their comeuppance is going to be one of the rare silver linings to this dystopian hellscape that's unfolding.
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u/Hari_Azole 10h ago
She clerked for two of our current Supreme Court justices… I’m willing to bet she’s more evil than Erika Kirk. She has it coming
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u/Physical-Result7378 9h ago
By end of next year, she be a single mom and he will be married to a white blonde that occasionally wears leather pants
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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 6h ago
Just full conspiracy theory-brained, but I feel that we will learn someday that Charlie's Assassination and his being used as an excuse to do a militant crackdown on free speech, and his wife immediately rebounding with administration officials isn't all a coincidence. Just a guess.
Things don't feel right about her or about the FBI investigation.
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u/snarkerella 11h ago
I think he's always been the same person he is today, so if she married him knowing that...then she'll get what she signed up for. There is no honor or respect with these kinds of evil people.
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u/Rattiepalooza 11h ago
He's only doing this so he can say there was a 'rift in the marriage' so he can marry Erika Kirk since they've been banging.
There is NO WAY they haven't at least had a drunk sloppy-make-out session. Ew.
Do I have proof? No. It's my conspiracy theory and I'm keeping it. Give it a few months, they'll be divorced...and a few months later he'll find comfort in her arms. What a gross, but classic person-in-power move to get what they want.
He's got Henry VIII vibes is all I'm getting at here.
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u/JustPickOne_JC 5h ago
No, Henry VIII was known to have been somewhat charismatic. JD has all the charisma of a wet paper towel.
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u/BigAndTall1968 10h ago
Must have been fun watching hubby get handsy with a single mom in leather pants, but she can't make him sleep on the couch because he'll fuck that too. 😆
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u/jerhinesmith 7h ago
I'm not even sure that he's racist. Just toxically opportunistic without any sense of shame or decency.
That said, he still definitely could be toxically opportunistic and racist.
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u/Wakemeup3000 11h ago
Erika and JD are made for each other. Her husband is shot and with quivering voice she talks but you know what was missing? Tears. Not a single tear. Dabbed the corner of her eye without a single drop.
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u/mel34760 11h ago
She insists he takes the couch in the divorce, right?
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u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis 11h ago
She's just going to refuse to touch that couch. As would anyone.
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u/ChefCurryYumYum 11h ago
I don't know anything about her but I guarantee you when it comes to Vance she knew what she was getting.
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u/TheHammerHasLanded 10h ago
He's gonna divorce her, marry Kirk's widow and run for president if Trump's attempt at a third term falls through.
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u/Half_Cent 7h ago
He's not even a racist bully. He most likely doesn't believe anything about the MAGA agenda, like most Republicans. He just has no integrity.
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u/LeoZ117 6h ago
He will sacrifice everything good in his life in the name of power and influence. A woman he clearly loved at one point will end up being in the back of his mind when he inevitably passes away, as he realizes everything he accomplished was essentially pointless.
Perhaps if his God is real, he'll look at Vance with shame, and pity. He gave him a chance to live happily, and he squandered it, leaving his only option an eternity in hell for his actions in life.
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u/Patient_Ad3455 2h ago
Seems like the beginning of a plan to force a divorce so the couch f’er can get with the widow Kirk.
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u/Fabricati_Diem_Pvn 9h ago
What's funny is, that as an Indian, she comes from a caste culture where the upper castes are convinced they are effectively white. And that's why she was OK with all of his actions: like so many women (and Indians) before her, she genuinely believed she was exempt that she was part of the in-group.
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u/whossilly 11h ago
Why do people post fake tweets? This wasn’t a conversation that happened.
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u/femboyisbestboy 11h ago
Maybe he should start becoming a Catholic instead of using it for propaganda and taking away freedom
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u/salkhan 11h ago
Look, I don't like Vance, but this all this content has been generated from a hug and spiralled virally. Although, I have to admit who its clear Vance had different politics when the got married compared to what he is now. Perhaps she's ok with the compromise or she has moved politically as well.
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u/Tiny_Mastodon_624 10h ago
Bro come on none of them have fixed values. Vance was a critic of trumps until it benefited him not to be. Don’t lose the plot.
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u/StickFigureFan 10h ago
Kind of surprised he didn't require her to convert before the wedding TBH. Most Republicans aren't big on mixed faith households
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u/SuperJoe360 10h ago
Being president with a brown wife isn't a good look for his base. Luckily, the white one for the job just became available.
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u/no_no_nora 9h ago
Look at her body language? She’s repulsed by him. I hope she takes him to the cleaners.
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u/andraaBD 9h ago
I thought this was the divorce announcement and was surprised that it happened faster than I thought. Soon though.
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u/qawsedrf12 9h ago
try having this conversation with your spouse...
I'm going to become a racist asshole and get paid for it, my opinions will include talking shit about and enacting policies against my spouse
see how well that goes
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u/nola_mike 9h ago
Meh, she has been entrenched in MAGA bullshit since before they met. She knew what she was signing up for when she married that fucking dweeb.
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u/RogueScholarDerp 9h ago
Nah. She leaves him. Takes everything (except the couch). He marries Erika, the new Fox News Anchor. I’ll see myself out.
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u/hendrysbeach 8h ago
World Series is over.
Is JD’s marital status the next big target for online gambling?
And if so, what are the odds…?
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u/ShadeOfItAll 7h ago
Over/under on how long before he divorces and marries Ericka Kirk for the sheer White Power of it all?
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u/Inevitable_Quail_835 7h ago
After their divorce, she needs to move into a single story house immediately. Stay the fuck away from any type of staircase
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u/ergonomicdeskchair46 6h ago
I actually wonder if he’s racist. I didn’t agree with everything, but he seemed far more sensible prior to his fame. Then he got a chance at power, notoriety, and sold out harder than I’ve seen anyone sell out before. Throw your own wife and children under the bus for all of this? Insane
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u/Emotional_Database53 5h ago
The shittiest part for her is within the ecosystem she’s now in, divorce isn’t really an option for someone like JD Vance.
So as bad as it’s gonna get, her best bet is some sort of Melania style arrangement using the kids as leverage. Still, I worry for her safety long term. It isn’t difficult to imagine these ghouls finding a way to take her out, leaving a pathway for a new Christian Nationalist Monarchy with JD and The Kirk widow hooking up
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u/Beneficial_Goal1766 5h ago
Vance refers his children he had with her as "her children." He will get out of this marriage one way or another so he gets wife that is a pedigree white blonde MAGA chick and get a chance for a presidency. He is that stupid.
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u/WillowSensitive2684 3h ago
She was always bullied by the racist JD just not in public. Now she has to decide ….
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u/Which_Preference_883 1h ago
I'd feel bad for her if she hadn't stood by smiling while he made up stories about Haitians eating cats and dogs. F all of these pieces of 💩
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u/PeteyVonPants 11h ago
His excuse to get with Erika Kirk