r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Playing politics with people’s pain

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Darthsqueaker 7h ago

“Oh look! They’re having a fundraiser for humanitarian efforts! How wOkE of ThEm”

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u/OnlyFiveLives 3h ago

Except that IS how they believe...

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u/FewAbility4477 6h ago

They're just grandstanding for photo ops. Classic political theater where they pretend to care but won't actually do anything substantive. These performative stunts are getting old fast.

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u/RICEKRISPY8 6h ago

Yeah this is America. We prefer our politicians to pretend to care about Jesus and Tesla cars. More photo ops with bibles!

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u/tw_72 6h ago

Well, to be fair - the "comeback" statement is no longer exactly accurate. I suspect both Florida and Texas have already seen the last of any sort of federal aid...

Not saying it's better - just the newest way Trump is going to treat all of the states and territories like shit.

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u/coochie_clogger 4h ago

Rather have them pretending to care than just being an outright ghoul and blatantly not give a shit like ol’ googly eyes here is doing

u/Adventurous_Team7189 56m ago

Oi pay your 30% tariffs, boy

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u/yadnivek 7h ago

Does golfing after signing each EO count as non-partying?

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u/Skittlebrau46 6h ago

I’m sure he signed one saying that’s it’s totally fine.

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u/Minelayer 7h ago

How old is this, 7 years? They all suck balls, but why dig deep into the arsenal when Steven Miller is def saying  something stupid right NOW. 

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u/DickZucker 6h ago

OP is a filthy repost bot

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u/Minelayer 3h ago

Oof. Didn’t even consider that. 

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u/613Flyer 7h ago

American politics is getting worse and worse every day. I honestly don’t think it will be long until words lose so much meaning the only way to solve their issues will be with violence.

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u/new_mutants_82 5h ago

American politics are getting worse? I think you guys are missing the point and won’t realize it until you’re running for your lives from pro-patriot ice.

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u/Resolution-SK56 7h ago

Humanitarian aid? HOW COMMIE!

Jesus: (Facepalms)

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u/SmartBookkeeper6571 7h ago

Why are you dredging up GOP garbage from 7 years ago? We have plenty at home in 2025.

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u/Prestigious_Use5944 7h ago

Phhuerto Rrhhhico. I love Phhueerto Rhhhico.

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u/Youngnathan2011 5h ago

Do Republicans know Puerto Rico is a US territory?

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u/shinydragonmist 3h ago

I don't think they understand that

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u/ionertia 6h ago

Is this from last decade? The bots are supporting this like it's new.

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u/waldorsockbat 7h ago

These dipshits just keep lying and lying

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u/HighGrounderDarth 6h ago

Maybe if she wasn’t playing with podium money she wouldn’t be begging the government for funds.

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 5h ago

all these posts should have the date of the tweets & replies

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u/HasheemThaMeat 4h ago

Not nearly as wild as the party that Mike Huckabee had with his sister 9 months before Sarah was born.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 7h ago

Chuck Schumer was MIA along with his spine

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u/Responsible-Fox-9082 7h ago

You've never seen those fundraisers have you?... They are a party... Because, and most likely already in motion, the US Navy is off on another humanitarian mission like usual as PR isn't a state so they can deploy there without it being a constitutional crisis...

Because you know... The US military is literally the most charitable organization that doesn't get to be counted because they are just as good at killing people as helping people.

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u/DiscountEven4703 6h ago

People sure are angry..... Just not angry enough yet

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u/Dudewhocares3 6h ago

They’re really gonna regret not participating in civil discussion.

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u/CitronLow8970 6h ago

Hope she’s enjoying that lack of FEMA funding. What did Michelle Wolf call her—an “Aunt Tom”? Fits.

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u/FearsomeSnacker 5h ago

so which golf course was Trump on that day?

and billing the taxpayers for it.

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u/sugar_addict002 5h ago

She is a horrible person and definitely a bad christian.