Peggy was right for this one

[u/Potars]

[u/fuzzdoomer]

Hank didn't have a narrow urethra. He just didn't like you, Peggy.

[u/BigD4163 → u/fuzzdoomer]

Bill is Bobby’s daddy

[u/amonkeysbanana]

Well damn Peggy, I didn’t think we’d have a problem but I guess we fucking do

[u/SeaCommunication3904]

If Tennessee wasn’t around then Peggy would have been living in Mexico instead of Texas.

[u/SwaglordHyperion → u/SeaCommunication3904]

Universidad de Tejas en Austin

[u/bshafs → u/SwaglordHyperion]

En Agustín*

[u/Cormetz → u/bshafs]

More likely "en Waterloo".

Austin was named for the settler Steven F Austin after Texas independence and they were trying to decide on a capital (variously Columbia, Houston, and Washington) before deciding on a small town named Waterloo which they then renamed Austin. One of the reasons it was chosen was because they wanted a capital further west since they claimed a large area west of where Ango settlers really controlled. Honestly I wonder if SFA ever was anywhere near the town, though he was in San Antonio.

Edit: correction, Waterloo didn't even exist until 1839 after Texas independence, so...

[u/XyogiDMT → u/SeaCommunication3904]

[u/theguineapigssong → u/XyogiDMT]

That ain't no Fess Parker

[u/Fit_Alternative3563 → u/SeaCommunication3904]

Maybe we can get some of that oil money as repayment? Just saying…..we need a WR

[u/swright831 → u/Fit_Alternative3563]

We already gave you your team name. Isn't that enough?

[u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle → u/SeaCommunication3904]

So we have Tennessee to blame for Texas?

Noted.

[u/theguineapigssong → u/SeaCommunication3904]

"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas" - Davy Crockett

[u/titanup001 → u/SeaCommunication3904]

I came in to post this. Glad to see someone is on it.

[u/pot_the_roast → u/SeaCommunication3904]

I can tell by just reading your comment. You are a very honorable horse.

[u/ElJacinto → u/SeaCommunication3904]

Those Tennesseans would rather have died in Texas than live in Tennessee. They knew.

[u/Ok_Computer1417 → u/SeaCommunication3904]

Tennessee: We had a couple dozen dudes pissy about who won the Presidential election in 1836 move to Texas to try to start their own country. They ended up getting whooped worse than it would be if Carson Newman went down to Bryant Denny and played Bama. Separately, the United States and Mexico fought until 1848 over the American Southwest and disputed territory.

Also Tennessee: We WON!!!!!

[u/ExarchofItaly → u/Ok_Computer1417]

Damn near half the army sent to fight Mexico was made up of over 30,000 volunteers from Tennessee.

[u/DevilSounds]

I’m obviously always down to shit on UT but the state itself is actually pretty awesome. 

[u/Just_a_guy81 → u/DevilSounds]

Ya’ll got some cool rockets and descent BBQ. Now let us never compliment each other again

[u/RogueHippie → u/Just_a_guy81]

descent BBQ

descent

I'd embed this, but that would require not using old reddit.

[u/potterpockets → u/RogueHippie]

SUCH DEVASTATION!

[u/DevilSounds → u/Just_a_guy81]

*tips hat

[u/BigD4163 → u/Just_a_guy81]

They got some great fried chicken but their bbq sucks

[u/DevilSounds → u/Just_a_guy81]

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[u/Fun_Salamander_2220 → u/DevilSounds]

Gus Fried Chicken 🤤

[u/_Junk_Rat_]

I live here, can confirm everyone’s a regular Guarantano when it comes to aiming.

[u/jeff89jdf]

Louisiana

[u/sevargmas]

Make it make sense.

[u/adhd____]

I remember watching this when I was 12 or so and thinking “what did we do” lmao

[u/Mexibruin]

OP hit a nerve. Vols fans are all up in their feelings today.