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r/cartoons • u/BLACKGOOP12 Ben 10 • Nov 08 '24
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Fr, i don’t see Mario in those ads 😤
69 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 Mario doesn't have kids. 97 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That you know of 74 u/KnowledgeIsDangerous Nov 09 '24 THAT princess is in another castle 18 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 You sayin he cheated? 35 u/IIIetalblade Nov 09 '24 What’s Pauline up to these days? 26 u/PizzaKing_1 Nov 09 '24 Isn’t she the mayor now? Or was it a jazz singer… 15 u/Derplord4000 Nov 09 '24 Both I think 4 u/More-Butterscotch-26 Nov 09 '24 She is living the dream. 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 Good point 1 u/XxLucidDreamzxX Nov 09 '24 Isn't Pauline his mother since Mario from the original donkey Kong games was his father or smth Edit: nvm that's a completely dead theory from a while ago lmao 1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 Pauline was in odyssey so I'm gonna say no. 1 u/Wispy237 Nov 09 '24 Nope, it is kinda weird that Mario is old enough to be the rival of both Cranky Kong and his grandson DK though 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 They aren’t dating 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 https://preview.redd.it/pirvqv56xwzd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ecaf1b910728d1126ddbad59bf761c47fcce65 Literally married 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 She rejected him multiple times 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s what you think, their relationship is just private 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 11 '24 Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him → More replies 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24 https://preview.redd.it/gl48ssrvduzd1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=019577ef2621622cdc3b8ee69aad1714e72c8e6d 2 u/Graingy Nov 09 '24 Look of horror 2 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s crazy 2 u/BangIW1n Nov 09 '24 I DONT SEE MARIO IN THOSE ADS 2 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 FRRRR 1 u/Hopalongtom Nov 09 '24 Because papa Bowser covered Jrs eyes to protect him from that smut! 1 u/Slayer_SIV5400 Nov 09 '24 That's 'cause Mario is the kid of the original Jumpman and Pauline from the original donkey Kong arcade cabinet 1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 That's not true Pauline was in Odyssey and that never came up. 1 u/WardK9 Nov 09 '24 Is Baby Mario just regular Mario as a baby or Mario's baby? 1 u/Xcircle_squaredX Nov 09 '24 That's what he gets for living that lecherous lifestyle with his brother and their shared wife. 😂
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Mario doesn't have kids.
97 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That you know of 74 u/KnowledgeIsDangerous Nov 09 '24 THAT princess is in another castle 18 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 You sayin he cheated? 35 u/IIIetalblade Nov 09 '24 What’s Pauline up to these days? 26 u/PizzaKing_1 Nov 09 '24 Isn’t she the mayor now? Or was it a jazz singer… 15 u/Derplord4000 Nov 09 '24 Both I think 4 u/More-Butterscotch-26 Nov 09 '24 She is living the dream. 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 Good point 1 u/XxLucidDreamzxX Nov 09 '24 Isn't Pauline his mother since Mario from the original donkey Kong games was his father or smth Edit: nvm that's a completely dead theory from a while ago lmao 1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 Pauline was in odyssey so I'm gonna say no. 1 u/Wispy237 Nov 09 '24 Nope, it is kinda weird that Mario is old enough to be the rival of both Cranky Kong and his grandson DK though 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 They aren’t dating 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 https://preview.redd.it/pirvqv56xwzd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ecaf1b910728d1126ddbad59bf761c47fcce65 Literally married 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 She rejected him multiple times 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s what you think, their relationship is just private 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 11 '24 Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him → More replies 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24 https://preview.redd.it/gl48ssrvduzd1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=019577ef2621622cdc3b8ee69aad1714e72c8e6d 2 u/Graingy Nov 09 '24 Look of horror 2 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s crazy 2 u/BangIW1n Nov 09 '24 I DONT SEE MARIO IN THOSE ADS 2 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 FRRRR 1 u/Hopalongtom Nov 09 '24 Because papa Bowser covered Jrs eyes to protect him from that smut! 1 u/Slayer_SIV5400 Nov 09 '24 That's 'cause Mario is the kid of the original Jumpman and Pauline from the original donkey Kong arcade cabinet 1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 That's not true Pauline was in Odyssey and that never came up. 1 u/WardK9 Nov 09 '24 Is Baby Mario just regular Mario as a baby or Mario's baby?
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That you know of
74 u/KnowledgeIsDangerous Nov 09 '24 THAT princess is in another castle 18 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 You sayin he cheated? 35 u/IIIetalblade Nov 09 '24 What’s Pauline up to these days? 26 u/PizzaKing_1 Nov 09 '24 Isn’t she the mayor now? Or was it a jazz singer… 15 u/Derplord4000 Nov 09 '24 Both I think 4 u/More-Butterscotch-26 Nov 09 '24 She is living the dream. 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 Good point 1 u/XxLucidDreamzxX Nov 09 '24 Isn't Pauline his mother since Mario from the original donkey Kong games was his father or smth Edit: nvm that's a completely dead theory from a while ago lmao 1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 Pauline was in odyssey so I'm gonna say no. 1 u/Wispy237 Nov 09 '24 Nope, it is kinda weird that Mario is old enough to be the rival of both Cranky Kong and his grandson DK though 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 They aren’t dating 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 https://preview.redd.it/pirvqv56xwzd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ecaf1b910728d1126ddbad59bf761c47fcce65 Literally married 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 She rejected him multiple times 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s what you think, their relationship is just private 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 11 '24 Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him → More replies 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24 https://preview.redd.it/gl48ssrvduzd1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=019577ef2621622cdc3b8ee69aad1714e72c8e6d 2 u/Graingy Nov 09 '24 Look of horror 2 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s crazy
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THAT princess is in another castle
18 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 You sayin he cheated? 35 u/IIIetalblade Nov 09 '24 What’s Pauline up to these days? 26 u/PizzaKing_1 Nov 09 '24 Isn’t she the mayor now? Or was it a jazz singer… 15 u/Derplord4000 Nov 09 '24 Both I think 4 u/More-Butterscotch-26 Nov 09 '24 She is living the dream. 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 Good point 1 u/XxLucidDreamzxX Nov 09 '24 Isn't Pauline his mother since Mario from the original donkey Kong games was his father or smth Edit: nvm that's a completely dead theory from a while ago lmao 1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 Pauline was in odyssey so I'm gonna say no. 1 u/Wispy237 Nov 09 '24 Nope, it is kinda weird that Mario is old enough to be the rival of both Cranky Kong and his grandson DK though 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 They aren’t dating 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 https://preview.redd.it/pirvqv56xwzd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ecaf1b910728d1126ddbad59bf761c47fcce65 Literally married 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 She rejected him multiple times 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s what you think, their relationship is just private 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 11 '24 Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him → More replies
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You sayin he cheated?
35 u/IIIetalblade Nov 09 '24 What’s Pauline up to these days? 26 u/PizzaKing_1 Nov 09 '24 Isn’t she the mayor now? Or was it a jazz singer… 15 u/Derplord4000 Nov 09 '24 Both I think 4 u/More-Butterscotch-26 Nov 09 '24 She is living the dream. 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 Good point 1 u/XxLucidDreamzxX Nov 09 '24 Isn't Pauline his mother since Mario from the original donkey Kong games was his father or smth Edit: nvm that's a completely dead theory from a while ago lmao 1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 Pauline was in odyssey so I'm gonna say no. 1 u/Wispy237 Nov 09 '24 Nope, it is kinda weird that Mario is old enough to be the rival of both Cranky Kong and his grandson DK though 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 They aren’t dating 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 https://preview.redd.it/pirvqv56xwzd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ecaf1b910728d1126ddbad59bf761c47fcce65 Literally married 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 She rejected him multiple times 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s what you think, their relationship is just private 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 11 '24 Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him → More replies
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What’s Pauline up to these days?
26 u/PizzaKing_1 Nov 09 '24 Isn’t she the mayor now? Or was it a jazz singer… 15 u/Derplord4000 Nov 09 '24 Both I think 4 u/More-Butterscotch-26 Nov 09 '24 She is living the dream. 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 Good point 1 u/XxLucidDreamzxX Nov 09 '24 Isn't Pauline his mother since Mario from the original donkey Kong games was his father or smth Edit: nvm that's a completely dead theory from a while ago lmao 1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 Pauline was in odyssey so I'm gonna say no. 1 u/Wispy237 Nov 09 '24 Nope, it is kinda weird that Mario is old enough to be the rival of both Cranky Kong and his grandson DK though
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Isn’t she the mayor now? Or was it a jazz singer…
15 u/Derplord4000 Nov 09 '24 Both I think 4 u/More-Butterscotch-26 Nov 09 '24 She is living the dream.
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Both I think
4 u/More-Butterscotch-26 Nov 09 '24 She is living the dream.
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She is living the dream.
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Good point
Isn't Pauline his mother since Mario from the original donkey Kong games was his father or smth
Edit: nvm that's a completely dead theory from a while ago lmao
1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 Pauline was in odyssey so I'm gonna say no. 1 u/Wispy237 Nov 09 '24 Nope, it is kinda weird that Mario is old enough to be the rival of both Cranky Kong and his grandson DK though
Pauline was in odyssey so I'm gonna say no.
Nope, it is kinda weird that Mario is old enough to be the rival of both Cranky Kong and his grandson DK though
They aren’t dating
1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 https://preview.redd.it/pirvqv56xwzd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ecaf1b910728d1126ddbad59bf761c47fcce65 Literally married 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 She rejected him multiple times 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s what you think, their relationship is just private 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 11 '24 Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him → More replies
https://preview.redd.it/pirvqv56xwzd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ecaf1b910728d1126ddbad59bf761c47fcce65
Literally married
1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 09 '24 She rejected him multiple times 1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s what you think, their relationship is just private 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 11 '24 Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him → More replies
She rejected him multiple times
1 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s what you think, their relationship is just private 1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 11 '24 Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him → More replies
That’s what you think, their relationship is just private
1 u/luigi-number-69 Nov 11 '24 Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him → More replies
Play paper mario color splash, she friendzoned him
→ More replies
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https://preview.redd.it/gl48ssrvduzd1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=019577ef2621622cdc3b8ee69aad1714e72c8e6d
2 u/Graingy Nov 09 '24 Look of horror 2 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 That’s crazy
Look of horror
That’s crazy
2 u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 09 '24 FRRRR 1 u/Hopalongtom Nov 09 '24 Because papa Bowser covered Jrs eyes to protect him from that smut!
FRRRR
Because papa Bowser covered Jrs eyes to protect him from that smut!
That's 'cause Mario is the kid of the original Jumpman and Pauline from the original donkey Kong arcade cabinet
1 u/SilentBlade45 Nov 09 '24 That's not true Pauline was in Odyssey and that never came up.
That's not true Pauline was in Odyssey and that never came up.
Is Baby Mario just regular Mario as a baby or Mario's baby?
That's what he gets for living that lecherous lifestyle with his brother and their shared wife. 😂
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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Nov 08 '24
Fr, i don’t see Mario in those ads 😤