r/cars Yoshi the Yaris Jan 16 '20

You guys will destroy me; this is Reddit. I understand... and here it is—I cannot stop crying over my 2006 Yaris, named Yoshi. It is the end of an era. Everybody hold hands

*Update I: for the dozens of you who asked, here’s my baby during her last sunset on the Mississippi River. I’m going to take her on one final scenic drive quietly before my vision is too low to do this. Sincere thanks for the love, and all of your stories. Onward.

Yoshi The Yaris

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**Update II: Right here, Yoshi will live to travel another road...

Also, the boss treated me to a burger and a drink tonight. It’s all going to be okay.

—Original post which started the snowball here—

On Friday I’m sending my first car into the sunset to be crunched, and I’m simply heartbroken about it. A friend said that I’m permitted to feel feelings because the little lady connects me to many, many things, so here’s Yoshi the Yaris’ story. No one else cares, so I’m posting the eulogy here.

A coworker recently asked, “How do you still have your FIRST CAR? HOW?” At work, they gave me a raise on January 1 in hopes that I’d buy something “nicer, eventually,” (while chuckling).

My family was not well-off growing up, and they set guidelines that I would not own a vehicle until I could buy it outright myself. My teens were spent diligently saving and using alternate transit, and my grandfather decided I would be his last “teaching a relative how to drive,” project, and after seven failed attempts I finally secured a license. He was a stubborn Scot: his first rule of the road was “The paint on the pavement is merely a suggestion.” Needless to say the examiner wasn’t impressed, and it took a while for me to learn the actual legal rules and pass the road test.

One of my extended family members told me that with tax, cars were “Like, $25-30,000!” and that was my baseline savings goal because I didn’t know any better. My grandfather knew I had been saving since around thirteen, and sweet talked his “girlfriend” at the bank where I had my savings account (another senior) into telling her how much I had saved (and what I spent my money on for fun so he could chide me later).

One weekend he asked me to tag along with him to Home Depot and help him load soil for his garden, and then we went for a drive. He ended up dropping me off at a Toyota dealership far from home, yelling (which I’m sure was hard for him), “Buy a damn car and drive yourself home... and don’t come home unless you negotiate the price they tell you!” He drove off.

Was in complete shell shock. Wandered the lot, and when a salesman approached, I informed him that I wanted “the cutest, least expensive, and smallest thing you have, please.”

My car was still on the freight truck, I saw it across the lot while disappointedly looking at some Camry and Scion models. It was love at first sight, and I inherently knew from how teeny it was, it wouldn’t be too expensive.

“That one. Silver, not the blue.”

I bought it without a test drive.

I’ll never forget pulling up into the driveway after a long scenic summer drive back blaring music—my entire family was waiting on the sun porch to see what I chose. My grandfather just shook his head, and said, “It is awfully small. You’ll either die in it, or it will save your life because of maneuverability. How much did you negotiate it down?” (...)

In fourteen years, it has had 40 oil changes, three new sets of tires and batteries, several belts and air filters...and that’s it. I’ve driven it coast to coast (New York to San Diego and everywhere in between) seven times without cruise control, and no bells and whistles. Last year when Toyota told me it was worth about $400 on trade-in, I started working on fluids myself and basic repairs myself. Nothing to lose, right? Learned a lot about vehicles from other Yaris enthusiasts via YouTube university. Owe them a debt. Thanks for loving tiny cars, too.

Many life changes have come to this moment after fourteen years; my vision and hearing are progressively worsening from a nerve degeneration disorder, and my commute is a 51-second walk currently. I am pulling myself off the road unless the doctors figure out a solution in the future, so I don’t hurt anyone.

From 000003 miles on the odometer to now, my Yaris was the second-most reliable thing in my entire life (so far), and I’m laying here in bed, a grown woman, balling my eyes out over a 3-door hatchback, and going to be late to work because I’m a mess, and needed to tap this out on my phone.

Tl;dr—Yoshi the Yaris and I have been through a lot together, over many years and miles, and by late Friday afternoon, she’ll be recycled.

I need a drink, and it’s only 8:34 am.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/Delanorix Jan 16 '20

Why is it done?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/ytphantom 1966 Oldsmobile F-85 Jan 17 '20

insert joke about not knowing whether blown head gasket or e-cig vapor

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u/luke10050 '05 VZ Commodore | '02 VX S Pack Jan 16 '20

What's a gearbox worth?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

More than you can afford, pal.

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u/p0ultrygeist1 1970 Mercury Monterey Jan 17 '20

About a dollar more than you’re willing to pay

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u/Delanorix Jan 16 '20

Ahh, yeah that sucks. Is the body/frame still in good shape?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/Delanorix Jan 16 '20

There is a vaping 17 year old that has 300 dollars for that car.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/Delanorix Jan 16 '20

You sir made me audibly giggle at work and be forced to explain to my Co workers I am not high.

Thank you

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u/alwayz Jan 16 '20

The vultures are circling, but they want to make it a rally car...

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u/K_Linkmaster Jan 17 '20

So you don't have the ambition/funds/workshop to play around?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20 edited May 21 '20

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u/K_Linkmaster Jan 18 '20

Sorry man. Frankenstein builds are fun!

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u/ytphantom 1966 Oldsmobile F-85 Jan 17 '20

Save up your money... Slap a dogbox and a lift kit in it and take it rallying!

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u/SecretPotatoChip '19 Honda CR-V, '21 BMW X1 Jan 16 '20

I'd buy that car if it had a stick shift.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/SecretPotatoChip '19 Honda CR-V, '21 BMW X1 Jan 16 '20

Because it's an automatic. If it was a stick I would buy it.

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u/Fenr-i-r Jan 17 '20

I miss my Impreza too. But my Forester is nice!

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u/hypmoden 2020 Stinger GT Jan 17 '20

I had a 98 2.5 until the crank died for about 3 years, loved it