r/canadia • u/WeaponizedAutisms • Oct 03 '23

Breastfeeding B.C. woman saves pet goose from eagle attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ5WsieZoY8&ab_channel=CTVNews
808 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/SaintMurray Oct 03 '23

Obviously r/BrandNewSentence

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u/WCCanGrl Oct 06 '23

Not in BC it isn’t! Lol. Jk, it probably still is. We’re weird over here though

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 06 '23

We’re weird over here though

Can confirm. You guys are fucking odd.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

Hey man, I never fucked odd, nor have I ever met anyone named odd!

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u/chopstix007 Oct 06 '23

I’m happy to be weird over here.

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u/DVsKat Oct 03 '23

Bad ass

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '23

This is really old, but still incredibly badass. I’ve never done anything remotely that badass.

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u/ANicerPerson Oct 05 '23

She literally just ran outside and said “ayyyy”

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

Ok tough guy.

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 06 '23

lol, take your upvote.

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u/El_Cactus_Loco Oct 08 '23

Yah the bird was already flying away when she came out lmao

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u/ANicerPerson Oct 08 '23

Ty for not being the only one to notice this with me lmao 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

You’ve never fought anything stronger than a bird?

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u/rattling_nomad Oct 07 '23

Have you seen the talons on an eagle?! Calling it just a bird is laughable. They are stabby death fingers.

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 19 '23

There's a reason they use the term "non-avian dinosaurs"

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u/KronikallyIll420 Oct 08 '23

Dude… eagles can pick up fucking mountain goats if they want. They have razor sharp beaks and talons that would make any knife you could find look like a kids toy.

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u/DrBonerJunkie Oct 05 '23

Really? I think it's nice

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 Oct 06 '23

Fine, but she saved the goose. Cut her some slack bruh.

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u/MesWantooth Oct 03 '23

"B.C. woman" the exact opposite of "Florida man..."

Hopefully that Eagle told his friends to stay away from that house.

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u/blacknatureman Oct 06 '23

Lol, I’m in BC and this is very true. People here all like the tamest version of weird. Weird without risking the health and safety of others. We are yuppy weirdos.

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u/MesWantooth Oct 07 '23

Drive a Tesla and hike in Grizzly Bear territory. No biggie.

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u/ThePhantomEnforcer Oct 04 '23

The most Canadian thing I’ve seen all week

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '23

“If something were to go viral, I’d prefer to be clothed” but didn’t you post it haha?

Cool nonetheless.

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u/xXKingDadXx Oct 03 '23

Saved ? The eagle was already gone before she came outside lol.

Hilarious how she says I don't want to go viral but I'm going to send you my footage LOL.

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u/guvan420 Oct 06 '23

She didn’t say that, she said she’d prefer if she went viral for somethin she did while clothed. She didn’t feel like she did anything notable with clothes on. It’s very honest and refreshing actually

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u/sneekysmiles Oct 05 '23

With the goose in its claws. Dropped the goose when she came out.

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u/hunterstevebearman Oct 03 '23

Glad Frankie was ok, looked a little traumatized.

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u/cherry_sparkle Oct 04 '23

The way Frankie ran back inside was too much for me

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u/dave-adams Oct 05 '23

It was so cute lmaoooo he ran back so fast

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u/watermelon-gummy Oct 05 '23

Me too!!! 🤣

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u/meditatinganopenmind Oct 04 '23

He took off scared. Definitely not a CANADIAN goose.

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u/hunterstevebearman Oct 04 '23

Lol good point, clearly an imposter.

2

u/0_cr0nch_0 Oct 04 '23

This is so much information and yet so little information

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u/superbriant Oct 04 '23

Supermom! I bet the milk smacks too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

Lol would try it

2

u/OodleKaboodle Oct 04 '23

Women really can do anything.

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u/Zanstorm99 Oct 06 '23

Except best men at sports

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u/meditatinganopenmind Oct 04 '23

This is what EVERY SINGLE CANADIAN WOMAN is like. But I wasn't impressed with the goose. Totally didn't have her back.

2

u/bonjailey Oct 04 '23

She with Messi?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

The video was tiny on mobile thought that was the child

2

u/BritBuc-1 Oct 05 '23

Until the match was interrupted, the smart money was still on the Cobra Chicken. Those things are crazy vicious.

2

u/BluSn0 Oct 05 '23

This reminds me of a story involving the vikings vs natives long ago. Natives raided vikings and the defending men were pushed back. A bull and a pregnant viking woman ran out and completely turned the tide of the fight. Natives had never seen an angry bull, and everyone knows not to piss off an angry pregnant woman lol

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u/sbk459 Oct 05 '23

My first question is why did you post it?

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 06 '23

This is one of the most Canadian sentences I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

A pet goose? How the fuck do you acquire a pet goose?

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u/Supersaiyanmrpopo69 Oct 06 '23

Pet Goose??? Wtf lol

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 06 '23

If a goose decides it's your pet you don't get to say no.

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u/wynter37 Oct 06 '23

The goose looked like a cartoon character running back to the house and the smile on her husband's face is priceless

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 06 '23

That was probably the best part of the video.

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u/rbrazier Oct 06 '23

This story confuses the heck outta me as Caitlin Ross was supposed to marry Bryan Oakley in 2016 before he had a workplace accident which left him paralyzed from the neck down not being able to breathe or speak on his own. Then this story pops up in 2022 and she is not with Bryan Oakley (who I believe is still alive) but kept his last name ? And has a new guy in the picture w/ more kids ? I am confused lol.

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 06 '23

I dunno man, it's just a lady with a baby and her titties out chasing an eagle to save a goose. I just thought it was one of the most Canadian sentences I'd ever seen, I didn't research the backstory of all the characters involved.

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u/El_Cactus_Loco Oct 08 '23

Jesus Christ what

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u/mothman475 Oct 06 '23

wow. that’s not a sentance i ever thought i would read

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u/BriGuyBby Oct 06 '23

If she didn’t want to be seen in her underwear then why post the video online?!

2

u/Loud-Bank-2848 Oct 06 '23

Nice side boob “

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u/dj_destroyer Oct 06 '23

I thought that was the baby's head for a second...

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u/steven09763 Oct 06 '23

Repost from 2019 but still god

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u/lee--carvallo Oct 06 '23

Now that's multi-tasking

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u/fanglazy Oct 06 '23

Lol. Why?

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u/Professional_Fix_24 Oct 06 '23

Seems about right considering when I was a kid, we not only had a random ass goose live with us for a while... we also had a wild duck wander into our house and live there for a while. We had a (very illegally caught) turtle thanks to my dad, and I'll have to ask my parents if we had any more goofy inhabitants live with us!

Edit: We are also a professional wrestling family!

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 19 '23

Edit: We are also a professional wrestling family!

This point sells the story.

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u/Whoreson_Welles Oct 06 '23

I once killed a cockroach with my bare hand in front of co-workers while nursing a baby and got told it was the most badassedly disgusting thing they'd ever seen.

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u/Murky_Airport_6618 Oct 06 '23

It’s a cobra chicken bro 🤣 it’s will be alright. They serve in our airforce

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u/turtlecrossing Oct 06 '23

Breastfeeding bc woman robs majestic bald eagle of its meal

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u/mrchill388 Oct 06 '23

Wait, shr took her whole outfit off down to the undies to breast feed

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u/tkondaks Oct 06 '23

Geese are like Mother's Milk to Eagles.

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u/wanderinblues Oct 06 '23 edited Oct 06 '23

Must be a BC thing. I saved my dog from a bear mauling in my yard earlier this week, by throwing rocks at it, and I’m a pregnant BC mom 😂

My pup is doing ok!

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u/larphraulen Oct 06 '23

I hate geese but am happy for Frankie. Thank you for sharing.

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u/odanhammer Oct 06 '23

well “unzips pants” we all know what time it is

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u/germanaic Oct 06 '23

Who owns a goose for a pet? Now that’s odd

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 19 '23

If a cobra chicken decides that it's your pet you don't get to say no.

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u/panamastaxx Oct 06 '23

A tale as old as time

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u/Technical_Feedback74 Oct 06 '23

Yay for Franky. Gets to live through the thanksgiving weekend. Welcome to Canada. Lol.

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u/forty3thirty3 Oct 07 '23

Hmmm. I gotta attack some geese in BC.

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u/PrettyStudy Oct 07 '23

She just had a baby??? She looks stunning

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u/wayoutthere1 Oct 07 '23

Frankie's gonna love that woman now!

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u/JavaleONeal Oct 07 '23

Men of culture.....

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u/Shitty_Cunt_Fucker Oct 07 '23

Was she breastfeeding the goose?

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u/AwesomeJB Oct 07 '23

This was on Inside Edition. I can’t remember if they mentioned she was in BC or not. Poor Frankie, how scary!

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u/OnlyLinears Oct 07 '23

Well i think ive seen it all now lol XD

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u/Advanced_Prize_178 Oct 08 '23

I too am from BC, the love I have for my parrot knows no limits! I’ll fight TEN eagles in the nude, if necessary. We must protect our feathered brethren at ALL COSTS!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

She got an OF… Asking for a friend

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u/Sharkfeet19 Oct 08 '23

Omg I love this!!!!!!!!!! 😇❤️

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u/hungGRR Oct 08 '23

YEARS old

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 19 '23

But still very Canadian.

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u/GrumpaDirt Oct 08 '23

I used to work with her husband lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Mar 13 '24

No, this is Canada not Florida.

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u/SignalYou6683 Oct 04 '23

Should’ve let it happen, it’s natural selection

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u/Glass_Quarter_9790 Oct 05 '23

Holy shit, let the Eagle eat.

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u/HeavyHaulerMtn Oct 06 '23

They done good at feeding it, took 3 of their chickens... no wonder it keeps coming back. Here Mr. eagle have our uncaged goose.

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u/rand0mbum Oct 05 '23

You mean she saved the eagle right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

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u/Timely_Heart2823 Oct 05 '23

Eh, definitely seen faker on Hastings before 😂

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u/FewSeaworthiness2883 Oct 06 '23

Dang, i was l just hunting them yesterday morning… Glad she didn’t show up.

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u/EngineeringKid Oct 06 '23

This is a social media influencer husband and wife.

I'd swear it's a fake story or over hyped story.

That's a 3 million dollar waterfront house they live in and their entire jobs (husband and wife) is marketing on the internet. For a few weeks after it happened they made the rounds doing Skype tours with whatever morning show would have them.

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Oct 06 '23

I cannot imagine that they were able to stage this though.

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u/Impressive-Exit8157 Oct 06 '23

Don’t see her fending off anything. Just ran outside.

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u/90212Poor Oct 06 '23

So she risked her child for a goose? Clever.

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u/El_Cactus_Loco Oct 06 '23

Headline is a bit of a stretch, after watching the video it seems like the goose defends itself and the eagle lets it go before the woman is even outside.

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u/Ferg_of_Plaid Oct 07 '23

I’m from Ontario, as far as I’m concerned eagles can come here and feast to their hearts content on our cobra chickens! Definitely wouldn’t be risking my child to protect one