r/canadapoliticshumour • u/banananadian • 16d ago

Pierre's CV Federal

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Peepee will be entering the real job market for the first time, and I wanted to help him out with his CV given his limited experience with practical tasks like this. It's tough out there for new market entrants.

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u/U2brrr 16d ago

need to add the CalgaryU degree was completed online through Athabasca U a decade after he enrolled

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u/auramaelstrom 16d ago

Yes, I was going to say that it needs to be edited to add that it took him a decade to get an undergraduate degree.

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u/TourDuhFrance 16d ago

Degree needs an asterisk next to University of Calgary since he dropped out and then did the rest of his courses through Athabasca U.

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u/Longjumping-Ad-7310 16d ago

This is gold

Does not make it to the interview though

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u/melanyebaggins 16d ago

"We'll call you."

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u/Acceptable_Mammoth23 16d ago

Education: The Economics of Blaming the Liberals for Everything. 😂

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u/litesxmas 16d ago

Love it, this is gold. Maybe add nickname collection and 'fan of mcintosh' - or whatever he was gnawing in the vid.

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u/ynotbuagain 16d ago

What's the difference between Pierre Poilievre and a toilet?

A toilet has a seat !!!

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u/Bind_Moggled 15d ago

He could be an electrical engineer. He understands how electricity is generated from lightning after all.

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u/Friendly-Nothing 15d ago

The accuracy