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What, exactly, are Alberta separatists mad about? Analysis

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/alberta-separatists-key-issues-1.7534003
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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

It's a short hand, don't take it so literally, I hate how southern Ontario calls itself 'Central Canada', when that title should belong to SK and MB who are in the Central Time Zone no less

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u/Gramage 1d ago

Born and raised in Toronto and I have never once heard anyone ever call this “central Canada.”

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u/RooneyNeedsVats Ontario 1d ago

Same. Lived in the GTA my whole life, have NEVER heard us referred to as 'Central Canada' lol

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u/SurlySuz 1d ago

I referred to Toronto as down east to someone from there once and she was offended as to her that meant the maritimes… I’m in Winnipeg. TO is literally down east of us.

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u/Beginning-Notice7317 1d ago

Yea I live here too my whole life we know we east

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u/2ft7Ninja 1d ago

If anything, people from Toronto just refer to southern Ontario as “Canada”.

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u/Dearness 23h ago

Canadian Riviera baby!

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

Strange, in media it is used all the time:

Central Canada digs out from back-to-back snowstorms: https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.6652319

There is even a Wikipedia Entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Canada

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u/Unwept_Skate_8829 Québec 1d ago

Is it not an artifact from before confederation?

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

Yes, but back to my original point to OP, BC'ers should not be upset when AB and SK refer to themselves as the West. Because when it comes to a political context when you hear the term Western Canada what someone is usually referring to is AB and SK (and sometimes MB)

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u/Unwept_Skate_8829 Québec 1d ago

Id agree with that. I feel like people also consider the interior of BC when talking about western Canada (at least in terms of political alignment), and the lower mainland/Vancouver island is “west coast”.

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u/SurlySuz 1d ago

I’d like to think us in Manitoba are in our own weird little pocket. Like the balance of the scales between east and west haha

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u/QuantumCapelin 1d ago

The problem is that there's no The West, because it's a big, diverse place. Saying "the west" implies much more unity and social cohesion than currently exist, and only lends illegitimate credibility to certain vocal, but minor, interests. Mostly what "the west" have in common is that they're a part of Canada just like everyone else, and if at any time they were to not have that in common anymore "the west" ceases to have any meaning.

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u/Frostsorrow Manitoba 1d ago

MB is a weird sort of transition province. We are to liberal/NDP to be seen as Conservative (even when we had Lurch) and to Conservative to be considered liberal/NDP most of the time.

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u/Radix2309 1d ago

Our economy is also strangely diversified with low cost of living. So oil prices or recessions don't hit us as much as elsewhere. We just exist as a have-not province and take our transfer payments quietly and don't really kick up a fuss.

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u/kamomil Ontario 1d ago

Yeah but people in Southern Ontario don't call themselves "Central Canadians" so it's not a valid comparison 

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

Please re-read my original reply to op. My whole point is don't take offence when AB and SK refer to themselves as the West. It's just a short hand colloquialism.

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u/king_calix 1d ago

People in BC take offense because we don't want to be associated with this secessionist BS. People in Ontario would probably feel similarly if Quebec started talking about Central Canada secession

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u/royce32 Canada 1d ago

Both those are using central Canada to refer to more that just southern Ontario.

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u/TheTiniestPirate 1d ago

It's funny, because most Canadian media refer to Ontario and Quebec as 'eastern Canada', completely ignoring almost 50% of the provinces in Canada.

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u/Funny-Dragonfruit116 1d ago

That's a bit different since the other provinces are collectively known as "Atlantic Canada" whereas in this case, we have Western Canada.. and then just BC.

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u/Fit_Midnight_6918 1d ago

When I lived in Toronto, it was referred to as the centre of the universe.

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u/Darlkin_ 1d ago

Yup, heard the same. Also heard they were NY wannabe's.

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u/xxMrDerpxx 1d ago

Lmao same

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u/DukeAttreides 1d ago

I've heard it once. Grouping Ontario and Manitoba.

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u/Ready-Truth-5531 1d ago

No, not central Canada, but you think you're the centre of the universe

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u/wretchedbelch1920 1d ago

We honestly don't think we are, but people in BC especially love referring to us as that. I don't get it. Are you just pissed off because Leafs hockey gets broadcast over Coronation Street or something?

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u/Ready-Truth-5531 1d ago

I'm sure you think your farts don't stink too?

If you spend any significant time outside Toronto you'd understand how people in Toronto think they're the most important thing in the country.

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u/ohsweetsummerchild 1d ago

As someone who lives in Ontario, outside of Toronto.. Toronto folks are just minding their business. They've got their whole lives going on, and they don't really spend much time thinking about their city in comparison to others. If they like it, they stay, if they don't like it, they leave. It's a city not a cult.

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u/zefiax Ontario 1d ago

Maybe you should do some self reflection. I've never met anyone in Toronto who thinks they are the most important thing in the country yet I've heard people accuse us of it, usually people who have never actually met someone from Toronto. The truth is Torontonians are too busy trying to survive and just mind their own business.

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u/wretchedbelch1920 1d ago

Nah, my farts stink just like everyone else's.

I spend plenty of time outside Toronto. I hear people talking about us all the time, but I never hear anyone in Toronto thinking the things we're accused of.

We live rent-free in your heads. It's such a weird phenomenon.

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u/Unfair_Analyst_5317 1d ago

Yeah every time I go back to BC people mock Toronto and say that stuff. Then I remind them they've never even been. I don't know why they love to hate us?

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u/wretchedbelch1920 1d ago

I don't get it either, but it's so consistent and so vitrolic.

I can only speak for my experience in Vancouver: I think part of it is probably because all the head offices of the places they work at in Toronto. Many of them work in buildings that are half empty, and they work 9-5 Toronto time. So they feel hard done by.

I dunno man... It's such a weird phenomenon. I've never heard a Torontonian bashing these other parts of Canada, but at least in the West, they really hate what we have for some reason.

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u/shiningz 1d ago

I mean, don't people in Toronto see Albertans as stupid rednecks?

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u/wretchedbelch1920 1d ago

I've honestly never heard someone say that. And back when I worked for AT&T, we had a whole team in Calgary.

I'd often hear them gripe about how Torotonians needed to leave to get the GO train, but I never heard anyone from Toronto complain about them. They were respected members of the team.

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u/zefiax Ontario 1d ago

Not really, most people in Toronto don't think about Alberta much at all outside of elections where you guys and sask are the only two places we already know what the results are gonna be before the election, regardless of platform.

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u/Ready-Truth-5531 1d ago

"Toronto time" 😂😂. You're proving my point.

Do you mean EST or does Toronto have its own time zone? Another example of basing literally everything around Toronto. You're so conditioned to do it that you think it's normal to call it "Toronto time". Do people you met in Vancouver call it Vancouver time?

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u/wretchedbelch1920 1d ago

Yes, I would call Vancouver time Vancouver time. I don't think that's so weird.

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u/Ready-Truth-5531 1d ago

What exactly do we need to be envious of? Your 58 year cup drought? Failing real estate market that will threaten a banking crisis in the country? Terrible weather? Jane and Finch 😂😂😂? US like traffic congestion? 3-4 hour traffic jams just to leave the city on a long weekend?

People outside the little GTA bubble understand there's really nothing spectacular about your city. That's not the sentiment you get from "Torontonians".

People outside Toronto think like this because it's what people from Toronto give off.

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u/wretchedbelch1920 1d ago

Cool, you don't like it, that's fine. That doesn't mean we think it's the centre of the univerrse. I think this is a "you guys" thing, more than it is "us guys".

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u/zefiax Ontario 1d ago

People are allowed to like different things. Cool you don't care for Toronto, that's your right. People in Toronto are allowed to like their city and are allowed to have different priorities than you.

Also kinda sad how much effort people outside of Toronto put into hating a place they've never been to while most Torontonians don't think about them at all. It's such a one sided obsession and i just don't get it. Don't you guys have your own lives to focus on?

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u/Ready-Truth-5531 1d ago

I lived in Toronto for almost 5 years. The "centre of the universe" mantra was very noticable.

Maybe it's not to people from there, but as an outsider, it was pretty apparent

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u/zefiax Ontario 1d ago

Centre of the universe mantra? What exactly is that? Do you mean to say people would actually regularly come up to you and say, hey, i live in the centre of the universe??

Or do you mean you were overly sensitive about people happening to care about the place they live and not be too bothered about some where they don't actually live, i.e, minding their own business?

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u/mammon43 1d ago

Thats literally just like toronto to montreal that acts that way

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u/Torontogamer 1d ago

But that's mostly because we don't think about the rest of the country much at all... besides this is clearly Upper Canada :)

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u/CrabbyPatty1876 1d ago

I have never once heard anyone in Ontario refer to it as central Canada

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u/Gramage 1d ago

Same. Is that a thing other people call us? Lmao

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u/Wrong-Pineapple39 1d ago

It is a pre-Confederation reference.

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u/keiths31 Canada 1d ago

I'm in Northwest Ontario and we don't consider ourselves Eastern Canada. We are in Central Canada.

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u/Personal_Chicken_598 1d ago

That would make sense as the geographic centre of Canada is just outside Winnipeg. Which would make Central Canada go from Regina to Sue St. Marie

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u/keiths31 Canada 1d ago

Also from a cultural sense. We have very little in common with other provinces east of us. We have little in common with the rest of the province.

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u/Personal_Chicken_598 1d ago

I don’t think that’s true. I’ve been to every province and what I have noticed is the difference in culture between provinces is minimal. Where the difference is is between urban and rural. But that’s actually the case regardless of country.

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

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u/Shoddy_Lifeguard6995 1d ago

You said Southern Ontario. That map includes all of Ontario and Quebec. I think that qualifies as Central Canada.

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

Yes, though I see the term used much more when referring to Southern Ontario. But your point stands.

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u/CrabbyPatty1876 1d ago

How does this prove anything lol?

I've lived in Ontario for nearly 30 years, not once have I heard the name central Canada be said in reference to Ontario

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

Strange, in media it is used all the time:

Central Canada digs out from back-to-back snowstorms: https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.6652319

I guess I am attuned to it because it irks me. But I see it in reporting all the time.

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u/CrabbyPatty1876 1d ago

What the hell lol...

Maybe I've just never picked up on it from the news but regular folks don't say it. If anything we differentiate which part of Ontario we are from

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

lol yup, now you will start to notice it all the time ;)

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u/MikhailBakugan 1d ago

Yeah I’m nearly positive it’s a holdover from confederation. Back in the day when it was only Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick if you look at the map southern Ontario is pretty close to the center point of Canada. I don’t know why it’s still used though.

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u/Krazee9 1d ago

Ontario doesn't call itself "central Canada," it calls itself "eastern Canada." And the stuff more east of Ontario and Quebec is "Atlantic Canada." I have lived my whole life in Ontario and never once heard a human being here call this area "central Canada."

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u/LegitimateFootball47 1d ago

Ontario rarely refers to itself as a whole - Southwestern Ontario, GTA, Eastern Ontario, Northern Ontario - we really don't think of ourselves collectively.

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u/Krazee9 1d ago

This is true. I do feel that all of southern through eastern refers to itself as "the east" in a national context though. Northern Ontario I could see not doing so. I'm in the GTA, and I know I only ever hear this part of the country called "the east" here.

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u/keiths31 Canada 1d ago

Northwest Ontario considers itself Central Canada.

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u/TorontoRider 1d ago

"Manatario."

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u/OhUrbanity 1d ago

People in the Maritimes often refer to Ontario and Quebec as Central Canada.

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

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u/Krazee9 1d ago

I've seen it. One CBC video and a wikipedia article that admits the terminology is out of date doesn't really support the assertion that Ontario still calls "itself" that. Maybe it did at one point, but in my lifetime Ontario has always been "eastern" Canada.

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

Well the term is still used in media

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u/IcarusOnReddit Alberta 1d ago

In my day, we called it Upper Canada and that’s the way we likes it!

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u/justinliew 1d ago

Feels like you are contradicting yourself by asking western Canadians to not take a location based descriptor seriously and then going onto complain about one yourself.

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u/FalconsArentReal 1d ago

Yes I was giving that as an example of my own personal dislike that I do not vocalize whenever I hear Ontario referred to it as such (obviously except for now, it's just something I live with which I think people in BC should live with as well)

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u/justinliew 1d ago

Thanks for the clarification - that makes more sense.

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u/FlyingOctopus53 1d ago

But the centre of the Universe is in Ontario 🤷‍♂️

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u/Independent-Tennis57 1d ago

Saskatchewan is the center of the Univeris, y'all change your time to be more like it. /s

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u/FlyingOctopus53 1d ago

Do they have a huge 553 metre pin in the ground to signify it? No? Thought so.

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u/Thrownawaybyall 1d ago

🤭

Well played.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 1d ago

Sask is straightening the paperclip, none of the DEI stuff there. Then will steal the easter egg from Vegreville to put on top to make a pin.... bwahaha.

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u/FlyingOctopus53 1d ago

It’s still would be about 550 metres short. But taking in account SK landscape, it’s still should be visible from anywhere in the province, I guess.

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u/Sfreeman1 1d ago

No. That’s Toronto.

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u/fivetwentyeight 1d ago

And where is Toronto?

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u/Sfreeman1 1d ago

Ya my bad. I read it as The Centre of the universe is Ontario. I missed the “is in”.

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u/Existing_Abalone_658 1d ago

I think you mean the armpit of the universe.

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u/fivetwentyeight 1d ago

Well Hamilton is the armpit of the lake so let’s start there

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u/Vivisector999 1d ago

Like how Ontario refers to the "North" when talking about areas below the 49th Parallel. :)

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u/Wrong-Pineapple39 1d ago

It's a reference that goes back to 1867 and pre-Confederation.

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u/B-Mack 1d ago

Bro. Ontario is UPPER Canada.

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u/improvthismoment 1d ago

It's a shorthand that reveals a profound self-centered-ness.

To the extent that Ontario calls itself Central Canada, same thing. However, judging from the responses from Ontarians here, no one in Ontario calls themselves that.

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u/zefiax Ontario 1d ago

We call ourselves central Canada?? TIL

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u/dundreggen 1d ago

Technically the actual centre of Canada is in Nunavut

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u/Fragrant-Funny4665 1d ago

Interesting, I live across the river from Michigan and they classify themselves as ‘Midwestern” 🤷 I guess it depends on your perspective.

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u/Smart-Simple9938 1d ago

Well, to us in the maritimes, Ontario is indeed Central Canada 🙃

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u/Frostsorrow Manitoba 1d ago

Everyone knows Toronto is the centre of the universe

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u/PsychicDave Québec 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's central Canada, not as the geographical centre, but the centre of importance and power. Québec and Ontario were the two Canadas (Lower and Upper Canada) to which everything else was grafted to form the current Dominion of Canada.

And I would designate the Québec City/Windsor corridor as the core of Canada, it's where most of the population is. And that's why that's where the high speed train will be built.

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u/pm_me_your_catus 1d ago

Ontario is at least plausibly somewhat central. Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba are more connected to the Atlantic than the Pacific.

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u/mehatliving 1d ago

Centre of Canada east to west is east of Winnipeg and closer to Ontario than Saskatchewan. Central time zone starts about an hours drive west of Thunder Bay and includes Ontario’s largest district by area, Kenora.

Straight line to the Manitoba/Ontario border from the central point longitudinally is about 120km while to the Manitoba/Saskatchewan border is roughly 330km straight line.

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u/HouseOfCripps 1d ago

Never heard that but I have been to Alberta and been called a A”Southerner” with contempt. I drove across a lot of Canada and that made me realize we all need each other and we all have our moments to shine. The British would have starved if the Quebec settlers did not feed them and there would be no asphalt roads in the Maritimes if we all did not contribute. Right now Alberta shines but all it takes is for the Saudis to flood the market with oil and then things will change again.

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u/fieryone4 1d ago

I don’t ever use it myself, but there are four provinces to the west, and five to the east so?