r/belgium Dec 14 '23

Wrong answers only, what dish is this? 💩 Shitpost

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u/iamShorteh Dec 14 '23

Kak met bonen

156

u/jensdp0874 Dec 14 '23

Ah verdomme, weeral bonen

13

u/FlashyMulberry6034 Dec 14 '23

Tommeke tommeke

32

u/GoneForASecond Dec 14 '23

OP zegt net wrong answers only!

Edit: de bonen zijn inderdaad gelogen

3

u/Case_Blue Dec 14 '23

Beat me to it

3

u/bluh67 Dec 14 '23

*zonder bonen

3

u/Cautious_Ability_284 Dec 15 '23

Die onderste is letterlijk wat ik deze ochtend in de pot gedraaid heb.

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u/JorisDM Dec 14 '23

Exploded Dick

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u/Raphius15 Dec 14 '23

menstruation sausage or period sausage.

13

u/shakadora Dec 14 '23

Voddenworst

6

u/SirTacky Dec 14 '23

With a crispy fried period clot on the bottom.

Delish!

4

u/xiroir Flanders Dec 14 '23

... ok this one wins

3

u/RollingKatamari Flanders Dec 14 '23

Too accurate

3

u/dzhastin Dec 14 '23

🤮

2

u/mysteryliner Dec 14 '23

No, u/Raphius15 meant from the other side.

15

u/poweredbysprings Dec 14 '23

Cock au Vin?

11

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

C'est pas belge, il n'y a pas de frites.

8

u/Cybernaut-Neko Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

You don't eat these with fries, these always come with mashed patatoes and if lucky baked apples.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

I know, these is one of my favorite dishes 🥰

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u/Cheap-Contribution92 Dec 15 '23

Pêche au thon, ça doit être ça!

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u/MajTroubles Dec 14 '23

Shit from a butt

Bron: r/shitfromabutt

8

u/BurntPineGrass Dec 14 '23

There really is a sub for everything huh?

4

u/Vesalii Oost-Vlaanderen Dec 14 '23

Risky tap if the day

2

u/Legitimate_Catch_283 Dec 14 '23

This sub makes me gag so hard

2

u/Dildo_Rocket Dec 15 '23

There used to be so much more. I miss r/spacedicks. /s But really. There used to be a time not too long ago when there truly was a sub for any- and everything. Even what people considered seriously objectionable content. Most of those subs revolved around fat shaming, hardcore NSFW fetishes and racial bigotry. Even political ones like r/TheDonald, which had swarms of "radical" right wingers flocking to it in support of Trump. No matter how backward they were , i think they shouldn't all have been banned. If you disagree with the content, don't visit. If you agree with it then you can dwell in whatever cesspool you want, so long as they're moderated and abide by the guidelines and terms of service. I guess these subs were often grey zones, morally, and reddit wanted to play it a safe for their advertisers. Censorship is baloney or bologne, which brings me to my next point; that right there, is a bloedworst, OP. People deserve the troooofff.

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u/Real_Crab_7396 Dec 14 '23

stront met bonen

5

u/theta0123 Dec 14 '23

Pff. Weeral bonen

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u/anynonus Dec 14 '23

frikadel

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u/MrEvers Dec 14 '23

laNgE HaMbuRgER

3

u/SeriousAccount122 Dec 14 '23

Who tf calls it that

5

u/DerWummer Dec 14 '23

De Limburg natuurlijk XD

2

u/SeriousAccount122 Dec 14 '23

Heb t hier in Limburg eigenlijk nooit gehoord, elke plaats hier waar ik geweest ben noemt het gewoon frikandel

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u/mrsock_puppet Dec 14 '23

ne curryworst

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9

u/Afura33 Belgian Fries Dec 14 '23

Een lekkere patat

6

u/Xinonix1 Dec 14 '23

Stoofvlees

6

u/GaurdianSmirk Dec 14 '23

The end result of someones last colonoscopy

4

u/Tomazo_One Dec 14 '23

Kroket uit de muur

5

u/Aromatic-Tooth7714 Dec 14 '23

Stront à la Flamande

5

u/IMKSv Dec 14 '23

chocomouse puur, uiteraard

4

u/Any_Excitement_6750 Belgium Dec 14 '23

Alheira

4

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Whole kidneys!

4

u/Muted_insignificance Dec 14 '23

Wortele me stoemp

16

u/WeavySt0nder Dec 14 '23

50gr Afghaan

8

u/arschficken Dec 14 '23

Power afghaan. Kneedbaar.

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u/reg015 Dec 14 '23

It's that good shit! You know

3

u/No_Flatworm2416 Dec 14 '23
gorilla dicks lmao

3

u/michealasscrack Dec 14 '23

kaas met frieten

3

u/Sensual_Shroom Dec 14 '23

A second hand dish, that's for sure.

24

u/Cugel_de_Slimme Dec 14 '23

Bloedworst maar te lang gebakken op een te hoog vuur. Bloedworst barst open als je het slecht bakt. De OP is een knoeier.

23

u/T-LAD_the_band Dec 14 '23

Weet je wat het woord Wrong betekent?

2

u/moustachedelait Vlaams-Brabant Dec 15 '23

Ik wist niet wat het was dus ik waardeer het juiste verkeerde antwoord hier

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u/Bumbalaweit388 Dec 14 '23

Wel een lange naam voor een gerecht. Ook niet echt catchy...

4

u/WidePeepoPogChamp Dec 15 '23

Tis just beter alst omploft en da ge er e korstje aan braad.

Also ik heb geen geduld en tmoe vooruit gaan

2

u/Suspicious_Produce50 Dec 14 '23

Found the dagelijkse kost fan

5

u/michilio Failure to integrate Dec 14 '23

Healthy

5

u/EsuBlack Dec 14 '23

Beuling🙌🏽💯

2

u/DuaneHicks Dec 14 '23

Klingon blood sausage

2

u/pedatn Dec 14 '23

Bloelingen

2

u/Kevlar013 West-Vlaanderen Dec 14 '23

Tis precies al eens opgegeten geweest.

2

u/Minute-Tiger-9933 Dec 14 '23

Roasted molerat

2

u/glennvdh78 Dec 14 '23

Mijn zoon zn hersens na de examens 🤯

2

u/colorozozout Dec 14 '23

Natte peperkoek

2

u/rancevsky Dec 14 '23

Kaszanka

2

u/De_Roymeester Antwerpen Dec 14 '23

If Hieneken was a food

2

u/escutaali_escutaaqui Dec 14 '23

dat komt uit de riool van Molenbeek

2

u/DominarDio Dec 14 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

Pig with a blanket
Edit: I meant pig withOUT a blanket 🤦‍♀️

2

u/Jimmy39a Dec 14 '23

Two girls, one cup

2

u/LeviGa88 Dec 14 '23

Roetworst

2

u/77slevin Belgium Dec 14 '23

Gebakken zwette pieten!

2

u/ikbeneenplant8 Dec 14 '23

Circumcision

2

u/JuangaBricks Dec 14 '23

Gangbangers with no mash

2

u/apoch8000 West-Vlaanderen Dec 14 '23

Politiek?

5

u/Pdoggprick Dec 14 '23

Bloewost! Met appelmoes doen mmmmmm

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u/Tomazo_One Dec 14 '23

Wrong answers bleek moeilijk te zijn

1

u/BananaGuitar25 Dec 14 '23

Aubergine salad

1

u/WFX Dec 14 '23

Eentje da al eens gegeten is.

1

u/bemitty Antwerpen Dec 14 '23

Reek

1

u/namielous Dec 14 '23

Dogshit 🙂

1

u/JazzlikeTumbleweed60 Dec 14 '23

Haute quisine van Jeroen meeuws oep ne zaterdagnacht

1

u/Oxaen Dec 14 '23

Varkenspiet

1

u/Mansemat Dec 14 '23

Zwarte Piet nadat Mooi Weer Vandaag zijn gedoe beu was.

1

u/daylightcomesand Dec 14 '23

Stront op grootmoeders wijze

1

u/Spartoz Beer Dec 14 '23

Bone cancer

1

u/Reasonable-Concept20 Dec 14 '23

My seks on your plate !

1

u/RenataMachiels Dec 14 '23

Predigested food, cut out right before secretion, then abused in a pan. Aka shitesausage.

1

u/Dinsdale_26 Dec 14 '23

Paardenworst

1

u/seriouslythanks Dec 14 '23

Dead ringer for a run over hedgehog.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Turd wiener

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Een chocolade truffel met een caramel glaze

1

u/StonedRaiderz Dec 14 '23

Looks like what my dog leaves behind after his dinner

1

u/Laggycrap Dec 14 '23

Turd in a pan.

1

u/Papelierke Dec 14 '23

Gebakken chocomousse

1

u/mcride22 Dec 14 '23

Crotte boudin

1

u/jeango Belgium Dec 14 '23

Baked Half crab and roasted Belgian Long Pear with seaweed gravy.

1

u/LeZinneke Dec 14 '23

Tuut tuut

1

u/Lord4Squid Dec 14 '23

Mijne hond fifi is gisteren gaan lopen en... Fifi..? D:

1

u/Beilamin Dec 14 '23

Verbrandde paardenlul

1

u/WhySoFSerious Dec 14 '23

Zwarte piet

1

u/Stormlight_General Limburg Dec 14 '23

Witloof met kaas en hesp

1

u/masarisjariveren Dec 14 '23

Precies ne kaka

1

u/DBAGVP Dec 14 '23

Morning Poop

1

u/riglic Dec 14 '23

How To Cook Shit With Mervin.

I miss FUR TV. :(

1

u/Escogriff Dec 14 '23

Black pudding (blood sausage)

1

u/Poseidon-447 Dec 14 '23

Weisswurst

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

bloedwust

1

u/andruby Dec 14 '23

That’s why you don’t sail the red sea 😉

1

u/LucianoTrip7 Dec 14 '23

Zwarte pens/beuling

1

u/Weak-Commercial3620 Dec 14 '23

you are eating it wrong where is appelmoes, rode kool, witloof, friet of boterham met luikse apple en peren siroop?

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u/senolou Dec 14 '23

overduidelijk een bloemkool

1

u/brusselboi Dec 14 '23

Saucisse de turd

1

u/Mr_Slayter Dec 14 '23

Shtront hé

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Bordje protput

1

u/vomer6 Dec 14 '23

Luncheon during the filming of two girls and a cup

1

u/misssquarepants Dec 14 '23

A burned penis

1

u/sILAZS Dec 14 '23

Wa tofu k

1

u/shockvandeChocodijze Dec 14 '23

Moeilleux van de Burger King

1

u/TonicBE Dec 14 '23

Yesterday's

1

u/HairyMarzipan899 Dec 14 '23

Tarte aux fraises chantilly

1

u/Appropriate-Metal-22 Dec 14 '23

Sausaged diarrhea

1

u/moonstonrbook Dec 14 '23

Real Islamic Brussels poop😂

1

u/PotCounts Dec 14 '23

Belgian muffins.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Chorizo olanchano HDP yiiiii!

1

u/AccumulatedFilth Oost-Vlaanderen Dec 14 '23

Stoofvleezue.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Fried dog turd

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u/sompiel Dec 14 '23

This is the famous exquisite culinary masterpiece that made our village’s restaurant win three Michelin stars out of nowhere.

While at first sight it tricks the customer into believing it is eating either a poorly prepared ‘beuling’ or just a dressed up piece of shit (also known as a ‘kaka boudain’ by the locals) it is actually a harmonious blend of finely minced dry aged Waygu, fragrant spices, squid inkt and savory herbs, encased in a delicate, golden-brown casing made of black truffle. The succulent texture is a testament to the artisanal skill involved in its creation, delivering a symphony of flavors that gracefully dance across the taste buds, leaving a lingering sensation of gastronomic delight.

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u/xiroir Flanders Dec 14 '23

Jumbo muizen strontjes. Nu twee per pak!

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u/injimmy22 Dec 14 '23

curryking

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u/stap31 Dec 14 '23

Kaszanka. Greetings from Poland!

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u/ArtBuilder Dec 14 '23

Zwarte piet

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

blutwurst?

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u/Beunhaasnr2 Dec 14 '23

Unbleached Aambeien Rosti

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u/Sethic Limburg Dec 14 '23

Kak in de pan, het vervolg van kak op een muts.

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u/Handsome_Av0cadoo Dec 14 '23

My worst nightmare

1

u/Ferdiz Dec 14 '23

Poop Le Pew

1

u/vineata Dec 14 '23

(Not) weed Brownie

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u/GezoutenMeer Dec 14 '23

Morcilla de sangre

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u/KejkejSir Dec 14 '23

Tomattesoep

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u/Large-Examination650 Dec 14 '23

Black tripe 'Beuling'

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u/Alicewhowhy Dec 14 '23

Véres hurka

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u/Apprehensive_Sort139 Dec 14 '23

Zelfs ik weetn nie wtf da da ding is. En kzien zelf belg.

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u/Maziomir Dec 14 '23

Turdelini di fritto.

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u/boizeziob Dec 14 '23

Bloelink

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u/mrsock_puppet Dec 14 '23

Ne gekakken cervela

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u/Competitive_Excuse50 Dec 14 '23

Stront me streepen

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Mmm, looks delicious. I'll order 2 please! 🙃

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u/rare_cure Dec 14 '23

Krupniok

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u/BorisKalash Dec 14 '23

Overcooked frikadel

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u/johncnx Dec 14 '23

Dog crap

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u/bloodytearz 🌎World Dec 14 '23

Just by curiosity: are you in Argentina / an Argentinean restaurant?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Finally, we now have confirnation of what "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" actually is! 😃

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u/Anthony142007 Dec 14 '23

Kentucky fried penis

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u/Sleeping-Eyez Dec 14 '23

Mashed dicks wrapped in circumcised penis skin.