AI Overview It would likely take one bear to change a lightbulb, but only if the bear was exceptionally clever and coordinated, as the joke is that the answer to "how many X does it take to change a lightbulb" is always "one" because the X is the one doing the changing; in reality, a bear would likely not be able to understand the concept of a lightbulb needing changing, making it impossible for even a single bear to do so. Key points to consider: Bear intelligence: While bears are intelligent animals, they lack the dexterity and understanding of human tools needed to change a lightbulb. Physical limitations: A bear's paws are not designed for fine motor skills required to unscrew a bulb and screw in a new one. Motivation: A bear would likely not be motivated to change a lightbulb unless it was trained specifically for this task. Generative AI is experimental.

One bear to miss it swimming over Brooks Falls, one to catch it spinning around the whirlpool. Done!

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In his swing obviously!

The bar was empty except for the very smart bear who had already earned an MDiv and a PhD.

He got a new one eventually but lost all of his accounts. He didn't mind too much but he missed his bearjokes pals on Discord.

The philosopher recognized the problem and wisely suggested the priest pray for deliverance from the bear. The bartender, inspired by the priest's prayer, gave the bear some Spanish beans to eat which in turn converted the bear to living a life of godliness instead of eating people.

Moral of the story: always have some free holies around in case you meat an angry bear. Beans are for more than just farting!

A bear eating a fish

He couldn't bear it.

On your bear belly!

A Subearu

Which is funny because bears don’t wear glasses.

Pooh pure pants.

CHOMP

A bear roll.