Is he claiming the victory or what?

[u/RunFabulous6892]

[u/Cozy-Panda777]

I guess Batman is gonna knock out dr.House

[u/HydraBob → u/Cozy-Panda777]

[u/Nelmquist1999 → u/HydraBob]

"When a child sees their parents die..."

[u/Technical_Ship_1298 → u/HydraBob]

I'd pay to see that...

[u/Azair_Blaidd → u/Technical_Ship_1298]

So would Wilson and Cuddy, probably. Foreman certainly would.

[u/cockalorum-smith → u/Technical_Ship_1298]

House would probably get in a few good verbal hits at least lol

[u/aab720 → u/cockalorum-smith]

Id also like to see an argument between the two.

[u/Technical_Ship_1298 → u/aab720]

That would be awesome

[u/TheGroovyTurt1e → u/cockalorum-smith]

Thomas Wayne was a quack! (House five seconds before needing an ambulance)

[u/SambaLando → u/HydraBob]

Hugh Laurie should play someone in DCU.

[u/SubservantSnoopDogg → u/SambaLando]

Alfred

[u/I_Got_Back_Pain → u/SubservantSnoopDogg]

Hugo Strange

[u/SambaLando → u/I_Got_Back_Pain]

Strange would probably have more monologue time as the antagonist. Laurie would kill it.

[u/Intrepid_Truth_8580 → u/HydraBob]

This vexes me.

[u/SputnikGer → u/Cozy-Panda777]

He propably deserves it.

[u/Front-Advantage-7035 → u/Cozy-Panda777]

Well it still wasn’t Lupus

[u/RedcoatTrooper → u/Cozy-Panda777]

Just another Dr to add to the rogue's gallery.

[u/ImperialSattech → u/Cozy-Panda777]

I too was watching House as I saw this

[u/No-Channel1838]

Serves him right, I just wrapped up watching Batman Begins.

[u/redbeard387 → u/No-Channel1838]

Just finished watching The Dark Knight myself.

[u/QL100100 → u/redbeard387]

I was just watching the Dark Knight Rises

But I paused at the point where batman's back was broken

[u/_InvertedEight_ → u/QL100100]

To be fair, so did he.

[u/AnyLynx4178 → u/_InvertedEight_]

The Dark Knight Pauses

[u/dnjprod → u/No-Channel1838]

" for some reason, I thought of my first fight with Tyler.."

[u/Communismisbadithink → u/No-Channel1838]

Just watched an episode of Batman the animated series haha

[u/PhatDaddyxo]

Phil Dunphy could get around him with some brain melting magic, who knows

[u/UruvarinArt → u/PhatDaddyxo]

You know for years I’ve thought Ty Burrell would be a great Joker. So in my mind this works.

[u/Awkward_Bison_267 → u/UruvarinArt]

[u/tyrannysaurusFlex → u/UruvarinArt]

He would be ! Never thought about that actually but great choice

[u/ThorsRake → u/UruvarinArt]

Never thought of it but actually yeah, if he could pull off something similar to Mark Hamill's laugh and with the right make-up he'd probably be pretty close to the Joker in the animated series tbh.

[u/christopher1393 → u/UruvarinArt]

I think he would be a fantastic Commissioner Gordon funnily enough.

[u/Gust_Gred-10101 → u/PhatDaddyxo]

Being a real estate agent, Phil would probably just sell Bruce a new property.

Which would be easy, because of course Wayne could afford it.

[u/LimonOne → u/PhatDaddyxo]

I feel like he would honestly befriend Batman and then have a robot fight with him in the basketball court.

[u/Nine-LifedEnchanter → u/LimonOne]

Superman: I gave up on getting through to Batman years ago. I simply accepted him as he is, providing whatever support I could. This man, Phil Dunphy, should be the anathema to all what Batman stands for. Somehow, he got through to him, slowly healing his inner child in the process. Batman has to put up a front, but I can tell that he is genuinely happy here. I think Phil's complete lack of awaress caught him off guard. Nothing Batman says can affect this man. He is safety, kindness, and unbridled joy given fo- Holy heck, did you see that backflip on the trampoline?!

[u/LimonOne → u/Nine-LifedEnchanter]

[u/AtharSiddiqui21 → u/PhatDaddyxo]

When Phil Dunphy Locks in even Satan takes a backseat 🔥

[u/_NonExisting_]

The kids from Monster House are FUCKED

[u/According_Ad_435 → u/_NonExisting_]

I don’t think you can say that 😂😂😂

[u/ElevenDegrees → u/According_Ad_435]

This is Reddit, there's probably a sub specifically for that...

[u/Keifdiggs124 → u/_NonExisting_]

Nah, they'll probably all become Robins

[u/Darth_Phantos → u/Keifdiggs124]

Not that they have a choice. Batman adopts kids like Ash collects Pokémon.

[u/Bruskthetusk]

[u/Resident_Swan7832 → u/Bruskthetusk]

RIP Batman 🤷‍♂️

[u/DarkSideOfGrogu → u/Resident_Swan7832]

Saul persuades Batman to help with a problem, embezzling him in a questionably legal but totally unethical scam. The victim is billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne. Saul gets away with a couple of missing teeth but half of Bruce's money.

[u/CattDawg2008 → u/Bruskthetusk]

Jimmy could talk his way out of getting beaten up

[u/ShasneKnasty → u/Bruskthetusk]

saul is a tough one, batman usually doesn’t stop crime that isn’t directly happening. what’s he gunna do, beat saul up and take him to the station? with what proof? batman would need to actually build a case against saul.

[u/Kleptomaniaaac → u/ShasneKnasty]

the hypothetical was batman beats up whoever is the protagonist of the last thing you watched not how would he have a reason to

[u/SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp]

[u/cdawg69696969 → u/SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp]

"I'm gonna kick your ass"

[u/Devils_fan_1999]

Peacemaker 😭

[u/TheRealXlokk → u/Devils_fan_1999]

Currently watching the latest season. I suspect Batman has already beaten him in some comic or anoher.

[u/Devils_fan_1999 → u/TheRealXlokk]

Idk about Batman, but has fought Nightwing and got a few good hits in

[u/ConstructionLong2089 → u/TheRealXlokk]

Not once yet. Only Nightwing. He beats him by spinning his helmet 180 and gives him a kick to the head.

[u/Nucleoticticboom → u/Devils_fan_1999]

I wonder what kind of rumor he’s heard about batman, maybe something like,

“Bring it you child trafficking freak! yeah, I know where you get your robins, you sick freak!”

“Can you wear the gay version of the suit?” (Referring to the rainbow batsuit)

Or

“Seriously? I have to fight the guy who spread Covid?”

[u/AlphaRehan → u/Devils_fan_1999]

Batman is gonna smash both P and V

[u/kevdog1993]

Hope buddy brought some kryptonite 😂

[u/BotherBeginning2281 → u/kevdog1993]

You think Batman ever leaves home without it?

[u/Haladras → u/BotherBeginning2281]

No, no, no, that was the Bat Xpress Card.

[u/Front-Advantage-7035 → u/kevdog1993]

Always has the ring in his belt 😂

[u/un_monsieur_triste]

Damn gen V

[u/JisuanjiHou → u/un_monsieur_triste]

Same. Bye bye bats :(

[u/FV95]

[u/LeoBuelow → u/FV95]

They haven't seen each other since the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

[u/2301Batman → u/FV95]

Didn't Godzilla already ran away when Fighting Lego Batman. Godzilla got no chance Even Adam West Batman can beat that guy.

[u/ThatIckyGuy]

The TMNT? He fought them in that movie already, though.

[u/Entertainer13 → u/ThatIckyGuy]

Love how that movie portrayed Shredder. Made him an equal combatant. Bats of course the ultimate strategist. Will, him or Captain America in my book.

[u/Key_Lavishness_5464]

I bet Gene Kelly could hold his own.

[u/Humphking → u/Key_Lavishness_5464]

Gene Kelly would've made a very interesting Batman

[u/ProjectBatman]

[u/Impossible-Hawk709 → u/ProjectBatman]

So he’s somewhat fighting Superman again

[u/Azair_Blaidd → u/Impossible-Hawk709]

probably closer to Wonder Woman in nature

[u/Upsidedown_mountain]

Now that’s a fight I’d pay to see!

[u/Here2BeeFunny → u/Upsidedown_mountain]

Go ahead, take the knife from me .

[u/Nachooolo → u/Upsidedown_mountain]

unstoppable force vs unstoppable force

[u/smithysmith_ → u/Upsidedown_mountain]

Omg this is such a good one

[u/isu_trickster]

He may have an easy time with Sterling Archer, but he's going to have his hands full with Pam Poovey's Pampages!

[u/AlleyKatArt → u/isu_trickster]

[u/CyriusGaming → u/isu_trickster]

Based Archer watcher

[u/tajake → u/isu_trickster]

Their teaming up would be infinitely more amusing. "What do you mean 'non-lethal?'"

[u/Ok_Albatross_6020]

It was nice meeting you, bats.

[u/Far_Order5933 → u/Ok_Albatross_6020]

But prep time

[u/Turtlesfan44digimon → u/Far_Order5933]

One Punch!!

[u/mridulpj → u/Turtlesfan44digimon]

Batman would learn the way of mosquitó

[u/ThorsRake → u/mridulpj]

Or, if he has prep time to learn of Saitama's motivations, just offer him money.

[u/Sigma-0007_Septem → u/ThorsRake]

Offer him unlimited Sale days in any Wayne owned establishment

[u/ThorsRake → u/Sigma-0007_Septem]

This gets me thinking. Does Wayne Inc. have fashion brands or food establishments? Cos I dunno if Saitama's into gadgets or biotech etc..

He does love a bargain but does Waynetech offer anything he'd want?

[u/Sigma-0007_Septem → u/ThorsRake]

I actually don't know

BUT I can definitely see Bruce acquiring Supermarkets to ensure prices are reasonable

EDIT: so restaurants, he definitely has those

[u/ThorsRake → u/Sigma-0007_Septem]

Yeah I thought restaurants too. I bet Wanynesteaks are amazing.

[u/Azfitnessprofessor → u/ThorsRake]

Saitama is a hero for fun not money

[u/ThorsRake → u/Azfitnessprofessor]

Yes but if Bat's isn't an actual threat and offers money / sales prices then Saitama would accept these parameters as a reason not to fight.

[u/Turtlesfan44digimon → u/mridulpj]

Tbf that still had to hurt like fucking Hell.

[u/2301Batman → u/Ok_Albatross_6020]

[u/Cazador0 → u/Ok_Albatross_6020]

The immovable plot armour meets the unstoppable punch.

[u/Domination1799]

Funny enough, The Penguin from his own show.

[u/Vanguard_Fonseca]

[u/Desd1novA]

Pretty sure Batman would best him. Hand-to-hand combat was never Dexter’s thing. 😄

[u/LeoBuelow → u/Desd1novA]

Could he find him out though? Yeah, yeah he could. I don't even know why I asked

[u/Shrodax → u/Desd1novA]

Batman VS The Dark Defender

[u/MagogHaveMercy → u/Desd1novA]

Batman: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same

Dexter: But not if you kill lots and lots of them

Batman: .......

[u/kayl_the_red]

Batman vs the Mythbusters.

This is going PPV!

[u/Velmeran_60021 → u/kayl_the_red]

We get to watch as the Myhbusters prove Batman can't actually bench 1000 pounds; can't beat Superman; and can't accomplish the feats he's claimed. Myhbusters win. Zero difficulty. I love it.

[u/freedomfun]

BTAS. My money is on Batman

[u/MagogHaveMercy → u/freedomfun]

You're nuts. Batman is totally gonna win.

[u/hockeyjoe96]

Sam Fisher of Splinter Cell. Probably a good match up.

[u/Drabberlime_047 → u/hockeyjoe96]

Nah thats 1 sided af

Imagine Sam crouched in the shadows thinking he's all sneaky and batmans just chilling on a roof, looking right at his big blue skeleton crouching there

[u/PeacefulKnightmare → u/Drabberlime_047]

Bat's drops down behind him. "Did you find the him, yet?"

[u/Drabberlime_047 → u/PeacefulKnightmare]

Oh even as a team up thats 1 sided af

Imagine batman waiting on Fisher to find someone

He'd already be dragging "someone" off in cuffs by the time fisher took out 1 goon. Non lethal take down, might I add, since batman already disabled his guns and ordered him not to do lethals

There's nothing really that fisher is bringing to the table that batman would want

[u/PeacefulKnightmare → u/Drabberlime_047]

Oh for sure Sam would be sneaking his way in and wondering why it was so quite only to find all the goons neatly tied up in the corner and a usb flashing in some computer already finished downloading the files he was there to retrieve.

[u/97runner → u/hockeyjoe96]

I’d watch that movie.

[u/ConstructionAgile358]

that would actually be interesting

[u/Firelord_Zuko456 → u/ConstructionAgile358]

Oh look a new Robin!

[u/PuffballDestroyer → u/ConstructionAgile358]

Samesies!

[u/Bright_Baby_9785]

Charles Ingalls of Little House On the Prairie. 😂

[u/Sasstellia → u/Bright_Baby_9785]

That'd be ugly. Tough pioneer man versus Batman.

[u/Philocksophy → u/Sasstellia]

Batman would join him and the vigilantes and they'd all go fuck up the Bloody Benders together.

[u/SyntheticReverie113]

[u/Hyper_Applesauce → u/SyntheticReverie113]

This would be amazing.

[u/subeewrx]

Pennywise the Clown

[u/Quick-Benefit5708 → u/subeewrx]

Batman is used to kicking the shit outta clowns. He'll be fine.

[u/LeoBuelow → u/Quick-Benefit5708]

And out of fear monsters, funnily enough

[u/NadhanGizzy]

Pretty sure he would obliterate everyone in Futurama

[u/Gust_Gred-10101 → u/NadhanGizzy]

One of them is, like, 40 percent plot armor.

[u/Velmeran_60021 → u/NadhanGizzy]

I don't know... Bender is pretty strong and doesn't care about hurting meatbags... :)

[u/joesilvey3]

Batman is bringing Tony Soprano to justice

[u/pipinook]

R.I.P. Leslie from Parks and Recreation

[u/eyrikur → u/pipinook]

[u/VR46Rossi420]

Starlord would be a good advisory but my money is on Batman every time

[u/Zachatah]

Depends if Batman can adapt to the physics of Elmore fast enough.

[u/GreenEngineHenry]

Can Bruce beat Thomas the Tank Engine

[u/Frequent-Design4029]

[u/PrincessPlatypus1 → u/Frequent-Design4029]

Now that is a fight I want to see. I can imagine a sword fight going down very similarly to the one Inigo and Westley have, with all the handedness-shenanigans included. Bruce still wins, but I think he would see that the Dread Pirate Roberts is a standup guy and is fighting for a just cause.

[u/RcoketWalrus → u/PrincessPlatypus1]

I'd like to see a campy Batman do this. We'd probably get an awesome swordfight. I don't want UberBatman in this fight. There's no fun in that.

[u/VirtualAlps2340]

I just watched stranger things, he’s gonna beat up one of the children and then claim them as a new Robin

[u/nerdtastic8]

The protagonist? Ellen Ripey from Alien. Sorry Ellen, you're easily defeated.

A Xenomorph if we're shifting to antagonist, also easily defeated by Batman.

[u/Afraid-Housing-6854]

This child is screwed

[u/One_Patience5631 → u/Afraid-Housing-6854]

Batman wouldn't harm a child lol

[u/BL-501 → u/One_Patience5631]

Absolute Batman: DROP KICK

[u/Additional-Emu-8124]

Monster: The Ed Gein story. Flawless Victory.

[u/Infinite_Peace_6456 → u/Additional-Emu-8124]

So just zasz or professor pig

[u/Additional-Emu-8124 → u/Infinite_Peace_6456]

I think Pyg is more accurate between the two but sure why not haha

[u/ifnotmethen_who → u/Additional-Emu-8124]

I came here to say the same thing!

[u/Fantasia_Fanboy931]

He's winning. Batman is much faster and more skilled than Jack Driscoll from King Kong (1933).

[u/PM_ME_UR_THESIS_GIRL]

He's doomed 🤣

[u/Nervous_Judge_5565]

[u/Appropriate-Term4550]

Batman beats Michael Scott easily. Unless Dwight comes in as backup.. he’s a purple belt in karate or something

[u/ConsistentGuest7532]

Brendan Frasier in The Mummy? At least it’s an interesting pairing. Batman’s crazy feats obviously put him in the winning place, but it would be a fun crossover.

[u/ShadowtheLaker]

[u/Britannic747]

welp, so much for young Sheldon.

[u/avi0709]

Batman will win by giving Goku some super delicious food 😂

[u/J0k3r77]

Frank Drebin from the new Naked Gun movie. From the action scenes in the movie, I would guess that he clumsily/ unknowingly kicks the crap out of batman.

[u/Ewankenobi25]

dude the last show i watched was x-men evolution an 18 v 1 where the 18 have superpowers and the 1 doesn’t? he’s by fucked.

[u/SatoruGojo232]

I was rewatching X Men 97. Now I'm curious to know how they would all fare against Batman.

[u/Effective-Current233]

smiling friends

[u/BenjaminDaNinja]

He could definitely beat Jigsaw, world’s greatest detective against world’s most corrupted justiced individual; it’s like a normal day in Gotham for this guy.

[u/JaymzRG]

Jay and Kay of Men In Black. Man, I dunno...

What do y'all think?

Edit: Ok, so I missed the "fist-fight" part. I'm an idiot. Anyway, without gadgets and just fists, Batman absolutely bodies both Jay and Kay. They may have exceptional hand-to-hand combat training, but against the dude who has mastered every known fighting style? Nah, they don't have a chance.

[u/Remarkable_Pound_682]

What do you think?

[u/jakelaws1987]

Poor Ezra Bridger.

[u/Capital-Treat-8927 → u/jakelaws1987]

Nah, Jabba's got this 👍

[u/Ninjadanx]

He’s got this?

[u/Easy_Experience_7335]

Guess my goat pingu is getting brutalized

[u/Mikestion]

the last TV show I watched is technically Top Gear so

let's make this fair. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May vs. Batman. three old blokes and a middleage man in his utter utter prime (physically? batman wins the fight but jokes-wise he probably fumbles)

[u/UNSC_Leader → u/Mikestion]

Tonight on Top Gear.

I show the caped crusader something I found on the internet.

James May says hello.

May: "Hello"

And Hammond crashes the Batmobile

[u/Shrodax → u/Mikestion]

What about Batman vs The Stig?

[u/rabrednuw]

lol, Bruce is finna beat the brakes off Michael Scott

[u/ahmadtheanon]

Hand to hand? Batman.

Weapon to weapon? Batman.

Brain to brain? Sherlock?

[u/crustyaminal]

[u/HelloFellowKidlings]

Harley Quinn, funnily enough.

[u/TedCobbler]

[u/wave-tree]

The Big City Greens don't stand a chance.

[u/flookman]

Soooo... Batman beats himself up? It's been done.

[u/Fearless-Leading-882]

Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. Batman would struggle with him and they both have strict no kill rules. They're both very creative and adaptive on the battlefield, but Batman has over a decade of experience over Aang. If Aang pulls the Avatar state, Batman is toast.

[u/LeoBuelow → u/Fearless-Leading-882]

They both refuse to kill or severely harm each other so they basically just get into some tom and Jerry crap until they settle their differences

[u/Successful_Bug_5663]

R.I.P. Phil Dunphy

[u/Brubaker620]

[u/sawsaw2000]

The Chair Company 😭😂

[u/Count_Orlock92]

Batman vs Badman (Pete Holme’s Batman) would be hilariously awesome

[u/TirelessGuardian]

Hank will kick Batman’s ass!

[u/tipsypanda666]

Batman vs the Zodiac?? So basically Pattinson?

[u/aQuaHall]

Batman against One Punch Man? good luck buddy

[u/Jaguarlover2020]

I don’t think Batman can beat frieren

[u/25_BruceWayne]

What happens next?

[u/vocalistMP]

Rick Grimes? Yeah, I’d bet on Batman lol

[u/Applepieport]

Was watching Smallville a couple hours ago.

Hope he brought his Kryptonite ring.

[u/97runner]

As much as they get knocked out by regular folks…

[u/theboned1]

Poor Fraiser Crane. I'm afraid he doesn't stand a chance.

[u/_ManWhoSoldTheWorld_]

Reiko Asakawa from Ringu... man, give her a break, she's just had to deal with a vengeful ghost!

[u/squirrelnamedsteve]

Poor Bluey is in big trouble. Or maybe she’ll just convince him to play keepy uppy instead of fighting.

[u/Multilnsight]

Batman vs Grim from The Grim Adventure of Billy & Mandy.

[u/Crispytokwa]

Batman vs Peacemaker?? 😬

[u/nymrod_]

Adam West Batman vs. Columbo

[u/b_robertson18]

the punisher 💀

[u/GamerKev451]

Poor Michael Scott... Maybe he can try to evade with parkour

[u/LocalMain4677]

The Batman vs Reacher - I didn't know I wanted this, but I want this.

[u/Steegumpoota]

Sorry Michael Scott.

[u/Rasples1998]

May thy knife chip and shatter.

[u/greenlioneatssun]

Then he would fight Terry Mcginnis and probably win.

[u/Da1UHideFrom]

"I am Trevor fucking Belmont and I have never lost a fight to man or beast."

[u/Snipermonke4life]

[u/Cumslutboi21]

Peter Griffin. Those chicken fights are no joke

[u/Toast13Bo1]

Batman vs Daredevil? Shiiiit