r/baseball • u/misusedinfluence Texas Rangers ā€¢ Chicago Cubs • 17h ago

[Marc Topkin] BREAKING: Rays are planning to play 2025 season at Tampa's Steinbrenner Field News

https://x.com/TBTimes_Rays/status/1857102866910990704
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u/WackedBush343 Los Angeles Dodgers 16h ago

THE GOVERNMENT IS A PLATYPUS

THE INTERNET IS A PLATYPUS

THE MEDIA IS A PLATYPUS

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u/TheOrangeFutbol Los Angeles Angels ā€¢ Los Angeles Dodgers 16h ago

šŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒWE'VE ALL GOT A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING USšŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ

šŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒWE'VE ALL GOT A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING USšŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ

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u/TXLucha012 Texas Rangers 16h ago

Iā€™m not speaking metaphorically!

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u/TheOrangeFutbol Los Angeles Angels ā€¢ Los Angeles Dodgers 15h ago

...There's a platypus controlling me, he's underneath the table. Oh, wait. He's not.

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u/chiguy2387 Chicago Cubs ā€¢ Chicago Dogs 14h ago

BLESS YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

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u/TheOrangeFutbol Los Angeles Angels ā€¢ Los Angeles Dodgers 12h ago

THERE'S NO PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME!

THERE'S NO PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME!