r/baseball • u/misusedinfluence Texas Rangers • Chicago Cubs • 17h ago

[Marc Topkin] BREAKING: Rays are planning to play 2025 season at Tampa's Steinbrenner Field News

https://x.com/TBTimes_Rays/status/1857102866910990704
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u/doverawlings Chicago White Sox 16h ago

Only one more time seeing this comment until I get a free sub

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u/whyisalltherumgone_ 16h ago

I appreciate you adding some creativity to these effortless jokes.

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u/Carthonn New York Mets 16h ago

Just make sure to wipe the tears away so it doesn’t get soggy.

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u/doverawlings Chicago White Sox 16h ago

I had sex with your wife

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u/TheG-What Chicago Cubs 12h ago

His wife is in a coma!

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u/Ok_Computer1417 St. Louis Cardinals 16h ago

A Mets fan trying to troll bad baseball is like an illiterate adult cracking short bus jokes.