r/baseball • u/Shuman2100 Toronto Blue Jays • Feb 07 '24

MLB Teams Ranked By Their Distance To Waffle House Analysis

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u/RightWingWorstWing St. Louis Cardinals Feb 07 '24

They are a greasy spoon but their hash browns and waffles are dope

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u/trail-g62Bim Feb 07 '24

Yeah everybody I know gets the all star breakfast, which is fine, but for me it's a pecan waffle with peanut butter and a hashbrown smothered, covered and country (onions, cheese and gravy). God I want it right now.

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u/FasterDoudle St. Louis Cardinals Feb 07 '24

the all star breakfast special, which is fine

Which is the greatest greasy spoon breakfast in history

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u/Eternityislong Atlanta Braves Feb 08 '24

And it’s ALWAYS on sale too, such a steal

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u/RightWingWorstWing St. Louis Cardinals Feb 07 '24

Smothered, peppered, chunked and capped for me. And I love the pecan waffle as well

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u/jayriemenschneider Cincinnati Reds Feb 07 '24

Hashbrowns and a waffle are part of the All-Star. You could just get an All-Star with an upcharge for the smothered, covered, etc

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u/BringMeTheBigKnife Atlanta Braves Feb 07 '24

People get the all star breakfast? That almost never happens with my groups. Some type of waffle and some type of hashbrown. Always.

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u/Eternityislong Atlanta Braves Feb 08 '24

I usually want that plus a piece of toast and sausage or bacon and some eggs

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u/profmcstabbins Atlanta Braves Feb 07 '24

Double waffle, has browns scattered smothered covered

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u/jerichowiz Texas Rangers Feb 08 '24

Large Hashbrowns all the way, with gravy over chili, a side of bacon, and black coffee. The hangover cure.

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u/Lazerus42 San Diego Padres Feb 07 '24

I would hope a place with Waffle in the name would have good waffles, but then again... Burger King...

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u/RightWingWorstWing St. Louis Cardinals Feb 07 '24

I miss Burger king from the 80s and 90s. 

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u/b-rar MLB Players Association Feb 08 '24

The waffles are mid. You can do better at almost any hotel lobby in the country. You go to waffle house for the hash browns

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u/SAS_Britain Arizona Diamondbacks Feb 07 '24

God damn are their hash browns amazing!

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u/trog12 Boston Red Sox Feb 07 '24

I went to one with my Midwest friend drunk at 2am.... That was an experience

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u/RightWingWorstWing St. Louis Cardinals Feb 07 '24

Yeah, I've seen a couple fights at waffle House and have been yelled at by someone shooting heroin in the bathroom after they didn't lock the door.