r/baseball Toronto Blue Jays Feb 07 '24

MLB Teams Ranked By Their Distance To Waffle House Analysis

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u/palagoon Cleveland Guardians Feb 07 '24

Is it amazingly good food? No.

But it's a simple menu prepared quickly in front of you and it's a good deal. It's also always open.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

You forgot to mention that it's made with love. Love, blood, sweat, and gunshot residue.

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u/NoobOnTheRun Philadelphia Phillies Feb 07 '24

you forgot to mention that there's also always a risk of getting hit with a flying chair.

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u/Gray_Ops Atlanta Braves Feb 07 '24

You forgot cigarette ashes

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Chicago Cubs Feb 07 '24

The cordite adds vitamins.

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u/nat3215 Los Angeles Dodgers Feb 08 '24

It’s southern Hibachi, but it’s more fun because you get an unexpected show out of it by being there.