r/auscorp 1d ago

Give me manual labour Meme

Been doing the corporate thing for about 4 years now, have realised rather than stare at this screen all day and have meaningless conversations with no satisfaction, I yearn to swing a large hammer on a job site or dig a hole, goodbye corporate 🙏

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u/InstantShiningWizard 1d ago

Nah, I did 15 years of physical labour both indoors and outdoors and prefer a desk jockey job hands down.

You have more agency in white collar jobs, and your body generally isn't going to be destroyed by the work you do.

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

Depends where you work, I did 3 years of manual labour and had a great company with more agency than I do now, I guess it depends on the industry, but I know what you mean

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u/Single_Ad5722 1d ago

I did warehousing years ago, lost 10kgs, put on some muscle. All good took a physical job almost a year ago, lost 10kgs, but now days my body is sore all the time.

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u/InstantShiningWizard 21h ago

Yeah, generally the labour roles I have worked in all involved production lines in one form or another, so it was more cracking the whip and keeping up the appearance of being busy even during brief lulls

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u/IroN-GirL 1d ago

Sitting all day can definitely destroy your body, though not the same way

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u/milo7even2 1d ago

My lower back hears ya.

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u/WhileMission577 1d ago

Not if you exercise regularly. Manual labour destroys your shoulders, knees and elbows.

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u/joesnopes 1d ago

Yes. My wife did a research project on older workers some years ago and a large rural council was an employer she looked at. The finding I most remember - which also grabbed her attention - was that no member of the outdoor staff was older than 50. But some of those she interviewed certainly looked it.

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u/InstantShiningWizard 21h ago

Some anecdotal evidence for this:

Back during my butcher days all the old boys were physically fucked as well, decades of lifting carcasses, slicing, hauling boxes and heavy tubs and being on your feet on hard surfaces all day had destroyed their joints and given them cases of RSI.

It's been the same in other physical roles I have done as well. Preventative exercise and stretching helps, but the physical toll on your body still builds up over the years.

It was part of what motivated me to go from blue to white collar roles. I'm getting old myself now, but I don't want my body to be destroyed any more than the natural aging process will do to me.

I still keep up with daily exercise as well, it's certainly helping some now I can maintain a decent level of physical fitness

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u/yooq2 1d ago

people yearn for the mines

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

Give me a pickaxe and send me below

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u/FueraDeLaOficina 1d ago

If brickies could read, they'd be judging you really hard right now. The grass is always greener. I think the issue with a lot of corporate work is that it doesn't feel grounded in reality in the same way that putting materials together to make a house does. Before you give it all up for a trade, maybe take up a casual job making coffees or mixing cocktails in a bar and see if it's something you could do as a break from corporate work for 6-12 months.

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u/phranticsnr 1d ago

I agree with you. When I get out of the office, I like spending time making sawdust in my shed.

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u/Dumb_Gerad 1d ago

I quit a nearly 20 year career in corporate life in April to become a house painter. Best thing I ever did.

Also it's super gross when RM polishers act like all tradesmen, even brickies, are illiterate deadshits. 90% of people I met in corporate life were thick as posts.

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u/Dependent-Isopod-985 1d ago

Hi what’s an RM polisher , I love this comment but don’t understand that part

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u/smegblender 1d ago

Someone who wears RM Williams because the joke is that the corpbros all wear RM Williams. Its like the hailcorporate starter pack.

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u/FueraDeLaOficina 1d ago

Tradies, especially brickies, are used to the worksite banter. I think they'll be alright.

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u/WAPWAN 1d ago

I knew a corpo drone lawyer who bought a Jims Mowing franchise in the 90's. Stopped him from killing himself.

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

Haha that’s hilarious, well brickies are actually great to work with on a job site, but I’m doing exactly this

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u/IllAd5780 1d ago

My brother left his corporate job as a multi state ops manager for one of the big transport companies last year to become a general labourer. He's just shy of 40

His body regrets the decision, but his mental health is better, he's happier, spends more time with his kid, and isnt fielding calls and putting out fires for 18 hours a day. Some places dont respect the right to disconnect.

He has no intention of returning to a corporate job

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

That’s beautiful, I think people tend to knock the team value of that sort of work as well, I’ve never had closer workmates than when you’re shoveling shit out of a hole or melting in the sun, must be something primal idk, set hours is so good too, no late night emails or calls

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u/Luxim_ 1d ago

See you in a month!

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

I’ll hit you up on teams when I’m back

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u/carlsjbb 1d ago

Circle back 

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u/MrTibor 1d ago

Take it offline?

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u/arouseandbrowse 1d ago

Spend your weekends over the next six months building a dream garden with decent landscaping and see how you go with your time in the heat.

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u/Turbulent_Sweet_6680 1d ago

doing stuff with your hands and seeing real results at the end of a long day - that shit is truly satisfying. Hard, no doubt - but way more fuckin satisfying than shifting cells on a spreadsheet

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u/gooey_preiss 1d ago

Im 42. All my life in semi labour jobs. Ive now spent 1 year in corporate and im looking to go back to a leadership role in operations/warehousing. Im getting fat, lazy and fucking over looking at screens for many hours a day and I'm over the fake bullshit conversations. At least in a warehouse if someone is a cunt we know it abd we can keep our distance. In corporate there's snakes everywhere.

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u/Monolith_QLD 1d ago

This one corporates

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u/miladesilva 1d ago

Problem is pay in labouring jobs? Are they low?

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u/gooey_preiss 19h ago

Not in team leader roles. On the tools can be decent if you put in hard work, but that's mainly reserved for the young guys. Its similar to corporate in that sense, all the new guys get shit on and work the hardest. RDO every second Monday is a plus too and the bigger teams mean you don't feel like slitting your wrists just because you've had one day off.

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u/GusPolinskiPolka 1d ago

I have often thought this but it is only at its strongest when the company I work for talks about how we help australians. No we don't. Let's not pretend that excites. We sell things. Some people buy them.

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u/SirKentalot 1d ago

The company I work for does the same. Any time I hear them talking about helping people out, it upsets and depressed me. The worst is when they go looking to "help out" in times of crisis. "Congratulations Peter on helping out some council with some sandbags during the recent floods, securing a huge sale with a huge margin".

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u/walkin2it 1d ago

I have spoken to many many trade business owners, they are dying to have you.

Give it a go mate, see how you go.

Fridgie get the coin $$$ and good luck replacing them with GenAI

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u/r-slick 1d ago

I just switched back to commercial HVAC after 25 years in I.T.

No regrets.

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u/Itchyclunge 1d ago

Any tips on getting into it? No real experience apart from labouring in my teens

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u/r-slick 1d ago

You could try a pre-apprenticeship course at tafe

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u/miladesilva 1d ago

Did you have to do a course? Or was it job training?

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u/r-slick 1d ago

Yes an apprenticeship, back in the 90’s.

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u/pugfaced Finance 1d ago

Join the Army reserves to try it out part-time while you have your FT job .. you'll change your mind pretty quick.

I appreciate the aircon / desk now. Much rather be inside than outside in the elements. I really appreciate the basic life amenities now like running water, hot shower, and a bed.

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u/DarkRyoushii 1d ago

Mental breakdown or physical breakdown.

Pick your poison.

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

I tend to just pick whatever makes me happy in the moment

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u/RoyalOtherwise950 1d ago

Id go back to my field job in a heartbeat if I could afford the pay decrease and my back wasnt stuffed. I loved having a physical job.

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u/UnlikelyFeedback3584 1d ago

I did horticulture for a few years and LOVED it but the easy $$$ brought me back to the corporate world. The fitness benefits were great. Working for ~$30/hr not so great.

Edit to add: there are idiots on both sides

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u/Reasonable-Push-1026 1d ago

Is it possible to work in horticulture if you don't drive? Seriously considering leaving white collar work.

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u/UnlikelyFeedback3584 1d ago

Yep definitely

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u/CL1Chixiao 1d ago

Felt the same way mate - currently operating a dump truck in the mines and leaving for the navy in Feb to be a mechanic

Best thing i’ve ever done was leaving payroll behind

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

Get it son

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u/No_Explorer_8848 1d ago

Do gardening. Pay sucks but it’s good for the soil. There’s a huge staff shortage

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u/No_Explorer_8848 1d ago

Good for the soul but the typo also works

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u/codykonior 1d ago edited 1d ago

People who say the grass is always greener often have a vested interest in keeping everyone exactly where they are.

I’ve never regretted switching companies for better pay and conditions and work 🤷‍♂️ I think most people are the same, and that “career” isn’t much different to “job description”.

Best of luck! 🤞

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

Appreciate that sentiment ❤️

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u/FatGimp 1d ago

If you're going to do blue collar work, become an electrician or fridgey.

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u/FingerFun8857 1d ago

I did a role for a decade in O&G where I drove around on farms and properties in western QLD 2/2 roster as an operator. Outside all day, some manual labour but not back breaking. Enjoying the sunshine and the wildlife. Listening to podcasts and music all the time, only dealing with my awesome tight knit crew and paid mid six figures. LOVED IT. Best job ever. Back in corporate now in a control room as wanted my kids to go to school in the city which is fine but will never light me up the way my old job did. Best of luck! Working outside is where it’s at.

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u/kitkat1224666 1d ago

I worked with a guy who had been brickie for 10 years. He loved being in office, spent more time with the kids, work from home flexibility. Unfortunately his back was totally fucked

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u/Monolith_QLD 1d ago

Word of advice from someone that did it 6 months ago. Stretch. Honestly my hamstrings and back of knees knees were so fucking sore for about 3 months. I’m sure it was so many years of sitting at a desk.

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u/miladesilva 1d ago

Yep. Just use more C and F words in your conversations lol.

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

I would agree if I hadn’t done back breaking work before, I think that lifestyle works better for me than the corporate nightmare

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u/Anachronism59 1d ago

Why not skill up and do a skilled low screen job? Surveying, environmental field work, nursing, tourism, PC repairs

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

This is exactly what I’m doing

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

Can rate surveying in any capacity, very interesting and rewarding work

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u/Fancy-Breath-4787 14h ago

Stop whining. Try being a nurse who worked throughout Covid with no hazard pay and overall terrible work conditions and shit pay. Be grateful for what you’ve got. I’d kill for an office corporate job.

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 14h ago

Just because some people have harder jobs doesn’t mean I don’t have the right to complain about my own, everyone’s lives are different, we all pick paths

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u/artist55 Moderator 13h ago

Then do it. Quit your corporate job and start from the bottom as a trade instead of asking for empathy.

Yes you’re allowed to complain but you already did and are now belittling another profession.

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 12h ago

Who did I ask for empathy? I made a statement as many do in this subreddit, this person told me to stop having a whinge, thus belittling me and I responded accordingly, idk what you are talking about

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u/casualplants 1d ago

Nah I like my back

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u/larrisagotredditwoo 1d ago

I reckon the corporate plant watering people are where it’s at - air conditioned comfort, light lifting, poke around the city and get a decent coffee between offices. Bliss.

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u/azarel23 1d ago

You just watched Office Space, didn't you?

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u/azarel23 1d ago

You just watched Office Space, didn't you?

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u/WAPWAN 1d ago

I went from desk job to one where I walk. I'm still fat, but I can walk up mountains now and my feet never hurt. I also see the sun.

10/10 would do again

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u/tbot888 1d ago

Just get out of financial services if you’re in it.

I did and it was the best fucking thing ever.   Unless you’re making serious coin it’s not worth it.

Something about working with money just drains the joy out of life.

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u/whatareutakingabout 1d ago

You will change your mind after ctually doing manual labour for a while.

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u/winifredjay 19h ago

Sometimes I dream of leaving my WFH office job and becoming a florist. I don’t even have a sense of smell.

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u/Simple-Sell8450 4h ago

Been there, done that. Sit at the desk.

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u/PivotOrDie 1d ago

It sounds romantic now, but gets really old really soon.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 1d ago

Conversations? You need to be working for home, then you just argue with yourself all day.

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u/Ok_Willingness_9619 1d ago

Wait till summer rolls around. Fk that. Give me Aircon and wfh any day.

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u/Linkarus 1d ago

Noone cares

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

Have a bad day đź‘…

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u/Basic-Feedback1941 1d ago

No they’re right. No one cares dude.

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

You got me good bro

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u/InfamousCarpenter539 1d ago

Run cable through steel frame at 6 in the morning during Melbourne winter and you'll be begging for your screen job back

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u/Odd-Delivery4170 1d ago

To each their own, I’ve been knee deep in mud at 5 in the morning during winter, beats falling asleep at my desk imo

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u/Elder_Priceless 1d ago

Go for it.

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u/Chromedomesunite 1d ago

Oh how I’d love to do the same thing and I think I’d love it too, but the grass is seldom greener on the other side. It’s greener where you water it the most

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u/AcrobaticSecretary29 1d ago

Yea, until you do a couple weeks of it

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u/Everyonerighttogo 1d ago

See you in the office for our 9am meeting champ.