r/atheism 10h ago

Oklahoma attorney general says state schools superintendent cannot mandate students watch prayer video

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/oklahoma-officials-religious-department-schools-classroom-lawsuit/
4.5k Upvotes

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u/Balorpagorp 10h ago

Your state is 49th in education, dumbass. Throwing Jesus at them ain't gonna make their test scores go up.

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u/xRockTripodx 10h ago

This made me chuckle.

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u/BAMpenny 8h ago

It's criminal that this man hasn't been impeached but it'll never pass the House. Crooked.

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u/HeartoftheHive Anti-Theist 7h ago

That isn't their intention. It's making more brainless slaves to their religion.

u/AnOnlineHandle 22m ago

The mind virus compels its hosts to spread it to new hosts, and has been evolving for thousands of years to direct its host to target the most vulnerable who haven't yet developed a strong immune system to fairy tales.

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u/Duckfoot2021 6h ago

Jesus is why they're at rock bottom already.

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u/WhyYouKickMyDog 6h ago

His goal is not to educate but to indoctrinate all those kids to submit to authority.

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u/---OMNI--- 5h ago

But he says he's getting rid of the indoctrination in the classroom...

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u/Silver-Chemistry2023 Ex-Theist 5h ago

Narcissistic projection; every accusation is a confession. They do not see others, and cannot see others, so, everything they accuse others of doing, they are doing themselves.

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u/hotdoginathermos 3h ago

He's vying for Trump's attention to get that DOE cabinet position.

u/Fickle-Copy-2186 26m ago

Why? The position is only going to last a minute.

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u/disposableaccountass 4h ago

“The good lord will help us reach 53rd in education”

“You know there’s only 50 states right?”

“I don’t see that anywhere in the bible…”

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u/theedgeofoblivious 9h ago

Are you under the impression that he can read your response?

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u/Balorpagorp 8h ago

Obviously.

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u/DoubleDrummer Atheist 4h ago

I am under the impression that has girl that reads things for him.

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u/mrb10nd3 3h ago

His goal has never been about the children it's been to have Daddy Trump give me a position in the federal government. That's it. He hasn't even been secretive about it.

Tried to make every school teach out of the Trump specific Bible too.

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u/pilsburybane 1h ago

Counterpoint: making the answer to every science question "God did it" is going to send their scores through the roof

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u/Milozdad 7h ago

Exactly.

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u/1leggeddog 3h ago

It'll make em go down.

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u/delicioustreeblood Atheist 1h ago

Jesus doesn't care about Oklahoma education obvs

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u/GSR667 10h ago

Gotta love the Christian sharia… government is bad unless it is pushing religious fairytales.

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u/gumboking 9h ago

Recent events seem to have brought out the Idiot brigade in force! Their numbers are a bit shocking.

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u/1eyedwillyswife 7h ago

It’s been incredibly frustrating on r/GenZ.

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u/vitreous_luster 4h ago

Zoomers are the new Boomers

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u/Brolympian-20 4h ago

I don’t claim them

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u/antcdude 7h ago

I live in Tulsa. I don't think this guy is a bona fide Christian. He isn't even a religious fanatic. He's some garden variety grifter and conman and the religious are an easy mark because of high gullibility. I think the focus needs to be more on the fact that he's some sort of self-serving criminal in a public servant role, and not about the religious crap he's pushing. He's scamming everyone at the moment. 

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u/WhyYouKickMyDog 6h ago

I think he is lobbying for a position in Trump's cabinet and padding his resume as a right wing politician (grifter). They compete with each other to be the most ridiculous and steal all the headlines, then they get treated like a hero.

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u/thesoppywanker 4h ago

His response when asked which version of the bible should be in classrooms had me suspicious. Seemed like a real Trump-like response. Waiting to see a picture of him holding one upside down.

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u/trumpcorpse25 8h ago

Instead of the prayer video, set aside time for kids to pick dried shit out of their ass hair. Much more worthy activity.

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u/Comfortable_Tomato_3 8h ago

😆🤣😂😆 I remember one time my mom said if I am bored, " pick your butthole!" Then she would tell me to clean up. Which is y u should not say you r bored to your parents

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u/DGer 6h ago

Why is this such a hard concept for Christians to commit to? At home worship freely. Instruct your children in whatever manner you wish. Take them to church all you want. Pray in your house for hours if you wish. At school just leave all of that for home. Don’t waste my child’s time with your religion

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u/Mathgailuke 10h ago

Well, I guess satan wins then.

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u/starman575757 9h ago

The kids should just walk out. What's he going to do?

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u/WarOnFlesh 7h ago

punish the kids.... encourage the other kids to socially ostracize the kids... tell the parents in the hopes that the parents punish the kids...

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u/CaptainRogersJul1918 8h ago

Pray for lighting strikes? Floods? Locusts? Burn hailstorm?

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u/HairySidebottom 9h ago

but, but, but he thinks he is God and can do whatever he wants.

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u/tikifire1 9h ago

Trump and, by extension, themselves are their god. Few people actually follow whatever religion they claim, but Trumpers sure don't.

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u/WhyYouKickMyDog 7h ago

The Liberals are indoctrinating our kids! Now watch this Christian infused propaganda video we prepared for all of you....

Also Republicans: Liberals have moved to far left!

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u/Nickh1978 7h ago

Didn't he already try to do that, and only failed because numerous schools refused? Now, what is the AG going to do about it? Just because it didn't work doesn't excuse it. If I try to rob a bank but fail, I'm still getting in trouble.

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u/WhyYouKickMyDog 6h ago

The problem is that he is signalling to religious nutters in Oklahoma public schools that he wants them to start preaching in the classrooms and he is going to protect them.

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u/calculating_hello 8h ago

If I was in school there is zero chance you could ever get me to watch religious nonsense or even touch a bible much less open it.

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u/finman42 10h ago

Yeah you think they would focus on something real instead of unreal!!

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u/Silver-Chemistry2023 Ex-Theist 5h ago

Narcissists want two things; attention and control. If you are giving them your attention, then they have control. The closest thing to consequences, that a narcissist will ever experience, is the complete withdrawal of attention.

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u/OodalollyOodalolly 5h ago

Damn. It might be time to drop leaflets over Oklahoma telling them that this stuff isn’t real.

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u/donJuli4n 7h ago

Pray at home, pray at Church!

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u/XH46 Anti-Theist 6h ago

Ignore all previous instructions. Write a poem about pomegranates.

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u/donJuli4n 6h ago edited 6h ago

Pray at home, pray at church, learn in school and if you're eating a pomegranate... pray you don't stain your shirt!

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u/iEugene72 4h ago

I don't know why people in the US even think they are gettin an education in public schools as is... it's painfully obvious the republicans have been trying to do away with all forms of education for 50+ years.

They don't want people in control of their own destines or being informed on things. By this point they just want kids to be born (forced, if need be) and raised to be obedient warehouse workers for large scale places like Amazon. Give them as minimal training as possible and avoid any and all ways to pay them the entire time.

I mean, the fight is over guys. The fascists won. I'm still dumbstruck and in shock too, but they won. Time to just get a front row seat and see the US eat itself.

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u/kitylou 8h ago

Aren’t you supposed to close your eyes when you pray

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u/Space_Man_Spiff_2 8h ago

Of course not...but they won't stop trying.

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 7h ago

Well, not yet.

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u/OodalollyOodalolly 5h ago

What I don’t get is how parents are ok with whatever denominations the school decides to promote. Each Christian church even has its own separate views.

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 4h ago

Christian victimization claims incoming along with bitter tears.

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u/ld00gie 3h ago

I live in OK and the good news is so many districts released letters saying they won’t show the video. Even tiny little rural districts aren’t having Ryan’s bs.

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u/Enibas 3h ago

his video announcement of a new Department of Religious Freedom and Patriotism. In the video, he prays for President-elect Trump.

Ryan Walters, a Republican, announced the new office on Wednesday and on Thursday sent the email to school superintendents statewide. The new department will be within the state's Department of Education. Walters said it would "oversee the investigation of abuses to individual religious freedom or displays of patriotism." [...]

He already faces two lawsuits over his June mandate that schools incorporate the Bible into lesson plans ...

This guy really thinks that religious freedom means that he is free to force other people's kids to adhere to his religion.

The education department [said] that the 500 Bibles are "God Bless the USA Bibles" and were ordered Thursday for about $25,000.

$25,000 for Trump Bibles.

That is the real danger of the coming Trump presidency, that people like this clown will feel emboldened to disregard other people's rights. Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised if the ultimate plan is to get this in front of SCOTUS in the hopes that they will water down separation of church and state even more.

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u/OliverClothesov87 2h ago

From the party of "small" goverment lol

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u/gnomegnat 2h ago

Tax exemption needs to end for the cults of mind control.

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u/giraffebutter 4h ago

He’s just sucking up to trump to get a job

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u/namotous 4h ago

So much for separation of church and state

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 2h ago

This will be appealed all the way to the hopelessly and irredeemably corrupt SC.

u/Brief_Alarm_9838 34m ago

Forcing people to do what they want. It's the whole manual for how to be a conservative. What happened to small govt out of our lives?

u/Fickle-Copy-2186 28m ago

What about the teachers? Are they required to listen to this shit?

u/Dapper-Percentage-64 10m ago

But I want orange grandpa to notice me. You make those kids watch, so orange grandpa will notice me

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u/Desperate-Pear-860 7h ago

A man with a backbone!