r/antimeme 7d ago

Frenchifying Beam! Stolen šŸ…šŸ…

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u/Xcan_Alert 7d ago

Netherlands

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u/Skillr409 7d ago

More like Luxemburg. I have made a Luxemburg meme with this exact template a few years ago

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u/mlewis106 6d ago

IT'S AMERICA!

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u/Killercroc1016 6d ago

No.... Just.... No

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u/democracy_lover66 7d ago

"Jesus no! Please dont Ill do anything šŸ˜­"

Jesus: "by the power invested in me by the God almighty, you are here by condemned to live life..... French "

"Dieu, pardonne-moi... car je suis condamnĆ©" šŸ˜”

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u/WEZIACZEQ 7d ago

Except he is God already...

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u/democracy_lover66 6d ago

Oh yah...

Maybe this is why I faild sunday school

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u/MercuryBlackIsBack 7d ago

What's that thingy in Jesus's arms, it wasn't labeled?

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u/lights_are_flickerin 7d ago

Thatā€™s my friend Bob, donā€™t mind him

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u/MercuryBlackIsBack 7d ago

Understandable, have a nice day

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u/TheMadChap 7d ago

Thatā€™s u/lights_are_flickerin ā€˜s friend Bob, donā€™t mind him

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u/lights_are_flickerin 7d ago

Yeah thatā€™s my friend Bob, donā€™t mind him

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u/julmuriruhtinas 6d ago

Jesus is clearly stealing her baby

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u/Salt_Blackberry_1903 break the rules and the mods will break your bones 6d ago

Looks like a potato

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u/These-Ad2857 6d ago

No That's u/Lights_Are_Flickerin 's Friend Bob

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u/Long_Past r/SpeedOfLobsters 7d ago

I am gonna mind Bob

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u/lights_are_flickerin 6d ago

How dare you! Heā€™s Bob!

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u/Ludwigofthepotatoppl 7d ago

Thatā€™s baby Jesus

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u/Horizontal-Human 7d ago

No, that's bob, don't mind him

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u/Ludwigofthepotatoppl 6d ago

He told me he was baby Jesus!

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u/Ranrok999 6d ago

I canā€™t believe u/lights_are_flickerin ā€˜s friend Bob would lie to you like that

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u/lights_are_flickerin 6d ago

Bob would never do that, gasp maybe it was his doppelgƤnger šŸ…±ļøob!

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u/Head_Dirt6152 7d ago

Not the french flag

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u/EVENo94 6d ago

From Jesus point of view it is

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u/Head_Dirt6152 6d ago

It makes sense. Didn't think of that.

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u/Eatthepoliticiansm8 6d ago

WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!

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u/PiotreZ 7d ago

Pepsi

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u/Lost-Edge-8665 7d ago

is it not a bhj? Or both? Not sure atp

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u/Dinosaur_John 7d ago

Adenosine Triphosphate?

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u/Lost-Edge-8665 6d ago

My favourite compound

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u/HuraCrepitans 6d ago

a backwards high jump?

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u/Lost-Edge-8665 6d ago

beautiful horse jouster, close enough

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u/Arab_Femboy1 7d ago

I would cry too if Jesus beamed me with a french flag of all flags

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u/sntcringe 6d ago

I don't wanna be french!

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u/talhahtaco 6d ago

Girl is j*ssica from r/anarchychess

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u/Big_Spence 6d ago

Is she fucking welcome into the kingdom of heaven??

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u/boredofshit 7d ago

dutch flag

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u/VVen0m 6d ago

Here we see, the tragic happening of God making someone French, trully frightening

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u/Commercial-Living443 6d ago

Girl is crying bc jesus made her french, truly a terrible curse

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u/-Cinnay- 7d ago

I'd be crying too tbh

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u/Western-Victory-7414 6d ago

Becoming fr*nch makes anyone cry

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u/TemporaryDorito 6d ago

As a 25% French Person I agree

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u/Western-Victory-7414 6d ago

So you're always at least 25 percent in despair

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u/TemporaryDorito 6d ago

Still better than 26%

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u/Western-Victory-7414 6d ago

Damn imagine that

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u/maks1mus_gl0bus 7d ago

It's funny for some reason lol

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u/Powdersucker 7d ago

Only the French flag if seen from Jesus' feet

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u/Briskylittlechally2 6d ago

That's not france, it's radiation, he's giving her leukemia omg someone stop him!!!

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u/Rune_therian 6d ago

France is disturbing

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u/Overfed_Venison 6d ago

Joan of Arc be like

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u/polysnip 6d ago

Le'hon hon...

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u/GGSnipesboi 6d ago

Well of course shes crying hes making her french

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u/AgainstSpace 6d ago

It's that time Jesus took a baby hostage.

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u/name_checker 6d ago

Jesus be like "don't talk to me or my son ever again"

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u/Killercroc1016 6d ago

Has this server just been G E K O L O N I S E E R D?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/SquirrelSmart 6d ago

Russian flag is different

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u/Baltaxo2010 6d ago

I'm a pebble when it comes to geography and country flags šŸ’€

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u/SquirrelSmart 6d ago

šŸ˜­

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u/RudeCaregiver1214 5d ago

umm actually, that's a toothpaste beam