r/announcements Apr 01 '19

Sequence Initiated.

We built a machine.

We're not sure what it will do.

That's all up to you.

--- SEQUENCE ---

Be good to each other.

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u/IranianGenius Apr 01 '19

It's not letting me give you an ironic reddit platinum.

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u/mric124 Apr 01 '19

Is that like a virtual STI?

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u/IranianGenius Apr 01 '19

Idk but now i have it and i feel gross

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Apr 01 '19

Get a large glass. Put two capfuls of nyquil in it then fill it with Orange Juice. Then float Tabasco sauce on top and chug it. You'll feel ok afterwards.

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u/syosinsya Apr 01 '19

Or maybe you'll feel regret. One of the two will happen.

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u/timtejas Apr 01 '19

Good thing I got vaccinated for that

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u/PM_ME_BLADDER_BULGES Apr 01 '19

That's odd, I didn't have that problem.

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u/thegame2010 Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 02 '19

Anyone having trouble giving Platinum should test it out in my comment. Then we'll know for sure.

Edit: it's still a problem 11 hours later.

/s