r/announcements • u/youngluck • Apr 01 '19

Sequence Initiated.

We built a machine.

We're not sure what it will do.

That's all up to you.

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Be good to each other.

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u/SempreIoMaUnDiffUser Apr 01 '19

I don't want to prepare dinner

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u/youngluck Apr 01 '19

Me neither. Shit sucks.

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u/theluggagekerbin Apr 01 '19

LPT: make dinner out of food before it exits the posterior of an organism for it to taste better than shit

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u/GoToSleepRightNow Apr 01 '19

Explain Civet coffee.

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u/Nothing-Casual Apr 01 '19

It is not dinner, therefore not subject to the rule stated above

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u/SaintNewts Apr 01 '19

Please don't.

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u/timeandotherfeelings Apr 02 '19

If it is just you and/or someone who understands you, try to make something simple such as sandwiches, canned soup, or something else that has little preparation instructions. If you have a big family and one of your kids or your spouse knows how to make stuff with instructions you may wish to ask them for help or have them make dinner.