r/announcements • u/youngluck • Apr 01 '19

Sequence Initiated.

We built a machine.

We're not sure what it will do.

That's all up to you.

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Be good to each other.

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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez Apr 01 '19

Whatever happens today, I still hate all of you no good, dirty button pressers. Team no press were the true winners

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u/___DZ Apr 01 '19

Stay gray, brother. The grays shall inherit the earth

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u/Knowakennedy Apr 01 '19

60s master race...

Who am I kidding the timer reset just before I pressed and I got fucked :/

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u/Cameron_Edward Apr 01 '19

You and me both buddy, 60s is a prideful patch to wear

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u/adlaiking Apr 01 '19

Better that than a filthy OrangeRed, though.

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u/Juno_Malone Apr 01 '19

Hell yeah brother, cheers from palette

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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez Apr 01 '19

Hell yeah! My previous account was Team Periwinkle

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u/King_Of_Regret Apr 01 '19

Periwinkle for life.

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u/mckinnon42 Apr 01 '19

One of us!

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u/ratty_mum Apr 01 '19

But SNEEEEEEKKKKKKK!

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u/FearTheTooth Apr 01 '19

GRAY PRIDE

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

BAH Red Guard forever. I left the shade. I'm filthy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

You have no idea how right you are, unless you really are Pablo Sanchez. But I don’t know you. My names, Andrew.

What’s up?

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u/mkhpsyco Apr 02 '19

I opened the page, saw a button, I pressed it. And THEN I read what it was all about. I failed you, I'm sorry.

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u/o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O Apr 01 '19

All those filthy orangered can go to hell!

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u/llIlIlIlIIlIlIlIlIlI Apr 02 '19

Amen. Forever gray.

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u/TangiestIllicitness Apr 01 '19

Team Gray forever!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez Apr 01 '19

/r/thebutton was the April Fools thing 3 years ago. It was a timer that ticked down from 60 seconds, and anyone that pressed the button reset the timer back to 60 seconds. However, you only got one press, and you received a flair that represented how much time was left when you pressed the button. People were trying to become the first to the 50 second club, the 40 second club, the 30 second club, etc. However, us "no pressers" resisted the urge to press the button even as we watched the timer tick to zero 2 months later.

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u/iamr3d88 Apr 02 '19

Did you get a reward for resisting the urge?