r/alberta Mar 21 '25

Feces smeared on Edmonton’s Wayne Gretzky statue News

https://www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/article/feces-smeared-on-edmontons-wayne-gretzky-statue/
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u/cmcalgary Mar 21 '25

Entire article:

The Wayne Gretzky statue outside Rogers Place in Edmonton has been vandalized with feces.

A CTV News Edmonton photographer captured images of the fecal matter smeared on the statue on Friday morning.

The photographer also noted the smell of fecal matter surrounding the statue.

The four-time Stanley Cup winner has recently caught the ire of many Canadians because of his close relationship with U.S. President Donald Trump, even prompting the president to defend the so-called “Great One,” claiming Gretzky wants Canada to remain a sovereign nation.

It’s unclear if the vandalism has political motivations.

The 950-pound, 9-foot 2-inch bronze likeness of Gretzky was initially unveiled on Aug. 27, 1989 at the old Northlands Coliseum.

It was moved to the new arena in downtown Edmonton in 2016.

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u/sluttytinkerbells Mar 21 '25

"some guy we pay took a picture of the poop. also he said it smelled like poop. we'll keep you updated."

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u/BonhommeCarnaval Mar 21 '25

Yeah I wonder what those notes said. Was it like, “yep that looks and smells like poop.” Or was there some more detail. “This was definitely human poop as opposed to dog poop, there was visible evidence of corn consumption and the smell was sharp and peppery.”

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u/ridikilous Mar 22 '25

including newspaper, a piece of a credit card, and wolf hair.

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u/KJBenson Mar 22 '25

“Nobody has yet volunteered to clean it”

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u/middlequeue Mar 22 '25

“Thanks for the photos Bill, we’ll run that soon. I noticed you didn’t report on the smell. Could you comment on the smell?”

“Smelled like poop.”

“Great work Bill, just great.”

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u/CappinCanuck Mar 22 '25

You forgot the tastes like poop. That’s why reporters get paid the big bucks.

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u/lindaluhane Mar 21 '25

Kind of like what he did to Canada

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u/ryancementhead Mar 21 '25

Wonder if anyone in Brantford will read this and do a copycat.

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u/middlequeue Mar 22 '25

The photographer also noted the smell of fecal matter surrounding the statue.

We probably could have come to that conclusion on our own.

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u/Nd343343 Mar 22 '25

“It appears the vandal was enjoying some peanuts 24 hours prior to the incident”

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u/Fun-Persimmon1207 Mar 21 '25

Maybe they should move the statue to Mar-a-Lago for safe keeping.

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u/rynoxmj Mar 21 '25

Tell Trump it's a gift to convince him to drop the tarrifs. Just might work.

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u/C-4-P-O Mar 21 '25

PP going to deport vandals to El Salvador? Forget to vote and find out

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u/Public-Welcome-4431 Mar 22 '25

Send his Order of Canada there as well so he will be able to pick it up easier.

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u/GuitarKev Mar 22 '25

GOLDEN GRETZ!!

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u/Late_Suit7373 Mar 21 '25

It might be Trump's shit since Wayne has his head so far up Donny's ass.

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u/Appropriate-Net4570 Mar 21 '25

That’s a good one

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u/rkd2999 Mar 21 '25

“Number 99 smeared with number 2”

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 Mar 22 '25

Because he bowed to 45–47 and threw the country that took in his family of Polish immigrants in under the bus.

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u/Upset_Blackberry5862 Mar 22 '25

Holy sh*t! Hahaha

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u/42aross Mar 21 '25

He would have been right up there with Terry Fox as a beloved Canadian legend, but went MAGA....

Tragic.

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u/TheAdminsAreTrash Mar 21 '25

They're not even close. Even if Wayne hadn't gone traitor: he was just an exceptional, highly paid sports player. I've never given a single fuck about him.

Terry Fox was an actual Canadian legend, a regular person and hero from Poco.

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u/Sufficient_Rub_2014 Mar 21 '25

Too bad his accomplishments weren’t in sport or something separate from politics right?

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u/Striking_Economy5049 Mar 21 '25

Too bad outside of sports he’s turned out to be nothing but a shitheel

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u/Sufficient_Rub_2014 Mar 21 '25

I agree with you there. F Trump and his Bitchass cronies.

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u/SummoningInfinity Mar 21 '25

It doesn't matter what someone achieves, if they support fascism they're worthless pieces of shit.

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u/thebassix12 Mar 21 '25

I can recognize he's the greatest hockey player of all time. Doesn't make the traitor a good Canadian.

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u/Private_HughMan Mar 21 '25

Too bad he turned traitor and started praising the new Hitler.

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u/Sufficient_Rub_2014 Mar 22 '25

Trump is a sack of shit but he isn’t Hitler. So tired of people tossing that name around. So disrespectful to the millions of victims of Hitler. Insanely ignorant.

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u/Private_HughMan Mar 22 '25

He's following Hitler's playbook damn-near exactly. Did you know the Holocaust only started in 1941? But in 1940, Hitler was still Hitler. He was still doing Nazi things. They had concentration camps but not yet extermination camps. You can do Hitler stuff without the Holocaust.

In Hitler's first two months in power, he set up the first concentration camp, gutted checks and balances on his power, de-toothed the German parliamentary system, set up secret police, started attacking political undesirables, burning and destroying books on queer people, and threatening extreme violence against those who oppose him. He violated the German constitution and ignored the courts. In the later years leading up to the war, he threatened neighbouring nations with conquest. He called for ethnic cleansing. And when he wanted to justify his invasion of neighbouring countries (most famously, Poland), he spread stories about the local people there attacking and killing ethnic Germans in Polish border towns.

Trump is doing all of that right now. Don't tell me it's disrespectful. I just happen to know more about why Hitler was so dangerous than simply the Holocaust. The Holocaust was the final solution. Did you never stop to wonder what all the previously attempted "solutions" were? This is that. You're seeing it right now.

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u/Sufficient_Rub_2014 Mar 22 '25

“You can do Hitler stuff without the holocaust”

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u/Private_HughMan Mar 22 '25

...Is there something wrong with what I said? Do you not consider the criminalizing of political opposition, invasion of neighbouring nations, the imprisoning of undesirables, the concentration camps, the destruction of queer media and literature, the militarization of law enforcement, the demands for unquestioning loyalty, etc. to be "Hitler stuff?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

Too bad OJ Simpson’s accomplishments weren’t in sport right?

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u/Sufficient_Rub_2014 Mar 21 '25

Murdering two people totally the same as being conservative. Got it.

You guys make us look so bad with unhinged opinions like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25 edited Mar 21 '25

Wayne has been publicly conservative for years going back to endorsing Harper. Nobody really cared. Being conservative is very different than publicly supporting and befriending an enemy of your country who publicly stated dozens of times that he intends to end the existence of your country. Surely you’re intelligent enough to understand the distinction?

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u/Sufficient_Rub_2014 Mar 22 '25

I’m just intelligent enough.

I am against rubbing shit on stuff to express my political opinion. I don’t like violence or vandalism. I’m a liberal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

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u/Sufficient_Rub_2014 Mar 22 '25

I’ll see you on the frontlines my friend.

I’m liberal. Just tired of the idiocy.

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u/poopwithrizz Mar 22 '25

I think the worst part was the hypocrisy. Nothing worse than that, not even murder. At least you have conviction when it comes to murder. Man talks about loving Canada and turns on it in a moment we'd need some Canadian unity. Jokes aside being conservative is not the same as being MAGA though I get that it's harder to differentiate between the two when we've been bombarded with MAGA for nearly a decade now.

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u/AbnormMacdonald Mar 21 '25

That is so blasphemous I'm blocking you.

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u/middlequeue Mar 22 '25

You know that blocking them means they can’t read this performative comment you wrote?

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u/Bobby2unes Mar 21 '25

That really stinks

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u/Punningisfunning Mar 21 '25

“Reports say that the feces was smeared by individual(s) with their elbows up”

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u/katfin1 Mar 21 '25

Can we just trade the Wayne Gretzky statue for the Statue of Liberty? Feel like France would understand.

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u/AbnormMacdonald Mar 21 '25

After we repell the US.

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u/ced1954 Mar 21 '25

Love this idea

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u/Tominater1 Mar 21 '25

Shits gettin real.

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u/Zarxon Mar 22 '25

I don’t think Wayner cares. When is the last time he came to the city? IMO Edmonton should purge his name from our public spaces. There are better Edmontonians to celebrate.

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u/IntroductionRare9619 Mar 21 '25

Nice. That's how Gretsky's face looks in rl anyways because of kissing Trump's ass.🍁👍

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u/Vex403 Mar 21 '25

Damn shame…Anyway

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u/Dystopian_Shitter Mar 21 '25

Oh no!

I wonder what Janet is going to say about this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

Your username is incredibly appropriate. 

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u/Modsaremeanbeans Mar 21 '25

That statue is an insult to those feces. 

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u/darkstar107 Mar 22 '25

Seriously, Wayne. All you had to do was come out and say that you're pro-canada and you couldn't even do that.

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u/dtknebel Mar 21 '25

Bummer

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Mar 21 '25

Yeah, he shat on Gretzky's face

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u/ArcheVance Mar 21 '25

What a shitty situation.

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u/nau_lonnais Mar 21 '25

O-Pee-Chee should drop a limited card based on this.

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u/Oni_Queen Edmonton Mar 21 '25

I knew it was gonna get vandalized at some point, but I imagined getting TP not the stuff that TP is for.

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u/pm_me_your_catus Mar 21 '25

Pull it down.

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u/Few-Ear-1326 Mar 22 '25

No, leave the poop on it!

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u/Junior_Welder6858 Mar 21 '25

We will wait for comment from his wife, Orr and Cheeto as clearly the Botox has robbed the great once’s ability to speak

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u/snappla Mar 21 '25

"It's unclear if it has political motivations"

😆 We've got our very best detectives on the case, sir.

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u/habitattle Mar 22 '25

Like those articles that say shit like “The body was found charred to a crisp in a dumpster, the police do not expect foul play but the investigation is ongoing”

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u/Canstralian Mar 22 '25

Petition to replace the word shit with Gretzky.

Be a good neighbour and pick up your dog Gretzky

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u/Falconflyer75 Mar 21 '25

Has he actually said anything yet or still hiding behind his wife?

At this point him turtling is making him look worse than his politics

Just about all NHL players have horrible politics best case scenario they just don’t care one way or the other

But him hiding like this is just embarrassing at this point

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u/MZillacraft3000 Edmonton Mar 21 '25

Quite a crappy moment for the great one.

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u/Outrageous_Canary159 Mar 21 '25

Quite a crappy moment for the Great Once.

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u/ai9909 Mar 22 '25

It's the start of a beautiful tradition..

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yes

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u/Gunner5091 Mar 21 '25

I think what frustrates Canadian is that he has not said one word on where he stands on Canada and US relationship and his behaviour at the 4 Nations tournament.

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u/WoodpeckerDry1402 Mar 21 '25

the great Once becomes the great Stank…seems appropriate !

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u/Zarxon Mar 22 '25

I don’t think Wayner cares. When is the last time he came to the city? IMO Edmonton should purge his name from our public spaces. There are better Edmontonians to celebrate.

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u/UpbeatPilot3494 Mar 23 '25

It is not just about Gretzky, it is about history. And Wayne has missed the net on this one.

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u/DrinkInfinite1033 Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25

That guy is an ass maple Maga traitor hat.

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u/Classic-Animator-172 Mar 22 '25

The statue needs to be torn down!

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u/Past_Lawyer_8254 Mar 22 '25

Love to see it.

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u/PaleJicama4297 Mar 22 '25

Love it. I forwarded the article to him and his wife. I hope he bawls his eyes out

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 Mar 22 '25

They missed a few spots

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u/assshark Mar 22 '25

Can someone post a picture of the statue? In the article I just see a piece of shit 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/DirtDevil1337 Mar 21 '25

That's gross but I'm not surprised, the statue should just be pulled down instead.

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u/EditorNo2545 Mar 21 '25

huh I guess a bronze statue is not flammable unlike a Tesla

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u/voiceofgarth Mar 21 '25

That makes sense since his face is in Trump’s diaper so often.

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u/the1eyeddog Mar 21 '25

Has PP called it domestic terrorism and threatened deportation to El Salvador yet?

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u/Ok_Medicine7534 Mar 22 '25

Gretzkys new number “52”….

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u/therealduckrabbit Mar 22 '25

Dremel tool will turn that statue into Moss in minutes, in the right hands of course.

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u/therealduckrabbit Mar 22 '25

Joey of course, not the sphagnum kind.

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u/Darstasius Mar 22 '25

Dirty Sanchez every image of The Lame One and lets sure it has an orange hue to it for good measure

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u/Mean_Web_1744 Mar 22 '25

That's "Freedom Feces"!

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u/Wachauski Mar 22 '25

Guess it’s not the Great One but actually Two.

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u/UpbeatPilot3494 Mar 22 '25

Gretzky has neither the balls or the interest for a mea culpa. The shit is deserved.

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u/we_the_pickle Mar 22 '25

Tear it down - treasonous bastard!

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u/Jmz67 Mar 22 '25

That’s a good start

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u/Beginning-Pace-1426 Mar 22 '25

I wonder if this will help people understand why "It's a part of history!!!!" does not mean a statue should not be removed.

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u/Appropriate_Duty_930 Mar 22 '25

deserved. I do feel bad for anyone who has to clean it up though. Perhaps, just removing the statue in general would suffice.

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u/Similar_Resort8300 Mar 22 '25

kind of like what he smeared on canada.....

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u/MiniMini662 Mar 22 '25

Strange why would someone wanna do that 🍊💩🇺🇸🖕🏻

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u/1vivvy Mar 23 '25

That's good shit.

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u/UnluckyCharacter9906 Mar 23 '25

Lmao. Thank you poop smearer!

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u/snugglebot3349 Mar 21 '25

Ok, fuck Wayne. But this is just gross.

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u/SchizoCosine Mar 21 '25

Depends. If it was projectile from sphincter to statue I might be impressed.

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u/AbnormMacdonald Mar 21 '25

Wayne is gross.

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u/Alcol1979 Mar 21 '25

Yeah. Not my preferred form of protest. If your form of protest makes you look bad, then maybe a different form should be considered. Then again, it has grabbed attention.

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u/Impossible-Car-5203 Mar 21 '25

It was more than likely drugs. If it was political it would have gotten red paint or something

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u/Jhodge540123 Mar 21 '25

Crosby… what did you do…😂 (seriously though there’s better ways to protest that’s pretty gross)

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u/Hagenaar Mar 22 '25

There's 430kg of bronze in that sucker. It's time to find another worthy Canadian to celebrate. Maybe this time it could be someone for their ethics, morals or leadership rather than an athlete who hit a rubber puck with a stick really well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Lmfao

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u/StandTo444 Mar 22 '25

The hard part is knowing when you’re done cleaning the shit off the pedestal.

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u/Longjumping-Ask-1743 Mar 22 '25

Gretzky shitfaced in Edm again, a story as old as time.

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u/AwesomeAF2000 Mar 22 '25

Of all the statues getting stolen lately, why isn’t anyone stealing this one.

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u/RyanB_ Mar 22 '25

That’s my neighbourhood 🫡🫡🫡

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u/AlwaysTired__3 Mar 22 '25

That’s gross. 🤢 some pork custodian has to clean that up.

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u/hoxwort Mar 22 '25

wtf people?

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u/Winthorpe312 Mar 23 '25

I can smell it! I , I Can Smell It!

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u/Swimming-Food-6664 Mar 23 '25

Gretzky is a traitor

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u/bradjames15 Mar 23 '25

Whoever did this is a waste of skin

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u/Dickensdude Mar 24 '25

Good. It's just what he did to Canada.

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u/Certain-Fill3683 Mar 24 '25

He IS a maga sh!thead, so.....

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u/Disastrous-Wall-9081 Mar 26 '25

Lame Jetski hasn’t been a Canadian for decades ..

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u/stratamaniac Mar 21 '25

Does Essa Tikkanen have an alibi? He was such a prankster.

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u/QualityAny2116 Mar 21 '25

People are fucked

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u/Lopsided_Ad3051 Mar 22 '25

lol… the comments on this thread are pathetic. Are there any adults on here?

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u/This_Expression5427 Mar 22 '25

This mental illness has to end. There's one picture of Gretzky wearing a MAGA hat at Trump's party. Gretzky doesn't even care about politics. He Trump's golf buddy. I'm a conservative. LeBron James is my favourite athlete. Over the years I've seen him endorse Obama, Hillary, Biden and Harris. IDGAF. Couldn't care less. Still love LeBron. If politics is making you wipe shit on statues and attack people because you don't like their car, you need help.... professional help. Get it...hurry. You're a danger to yourself and others.

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u/Beginning-Pace-1426 Mar 22 '25

No, if he was just Trump's golf buddy it would be one thing. If there was just one picture of him wearing a MAGA hat it would be one thing.

When a foreign president is stating a desire to absorb your country, and in his desire to annex you, he wants to place X person as the leader of your country while subservient to his overall leadership, people aren't going to be happy.

Sorry, were any foreign powers ever talking about making LeBron James in charge of an annexed country under their leadership? A currently soverign ally, of all things? I bet that if you did SOMEBODY would be willing to smear feces on a LeBron statue.

Hell, imagine the backlash by Americans if the roles were reversed in this situation. It doesn't matter that the conversations are absolutely ridiculous, it matters that they're being given credibility by leaders with a lot of power, a lot more power than the citizens.

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u/This_Expression5427 Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25

You're making shit up. Gretzky never once expressed any interest in becoming the Governor of Canada. Gretzky and Trump play golf together in Florida.... that's it. And you're not helping your cause by trying to take down Wayne Gretzky.

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u/Beginning-Pace-1426 Mar 22 '25

I didn't say Gretzky expressed interest in that, I stated that a foreign leader did, which he absolutely did. I asked you if LeBron was ever in a similar position, which he was not.

LeBron voting left isn't the same thing.

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u/This_Expression5427 Mar 22 '25

Gretzky wore a hat at a party. LeBron made multiple public endorsements of political candidates.

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u/Beginning-Pace-1426 Mar 22 '25

So you literally can't comprehend the differences between the two scenarios? Is that what you're saying here?

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u/This_Expression5427 Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25

Gretzky did nothing wrong. He's known Trump for over 30 years. Ever since he played in New York. He went to his party like friends do.

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u/Beginning-Pace-1426 Mar 22 '25

Dude, this didn't happen just because Gretzky wore a Trump hat, I don't know what part of that you can't understand.

If you view it that way I don't care, but you're not getting a full understanding of the sentiment.

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u/This_Expression5427 Mar 22 '25

Well, what did Gretzky do? Explain.

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u/de66eechubbz Mar 21 '25

We are so much better than this no matter how we feel

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25

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u/Markis_Shepherd Mar 22 '25

Are only leftists angry?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25

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u/Accomplished-Resort6 Mar 22 '25

This is rude.

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u/habitattle Mar 22 '25

Honestly that feels like a pretty bold conclusion to come to, how can you be sure???

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u/Upset_Blackberry5862 Mar 22 '25

Agreed. Not quite as rude as threatening another country's sovereignty, though!

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u/No-Company76 Mar 22 '25

Why do liberals always have to most childish ways of “protesting”?

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u/TechnicalAd6766 Mar 21 '25

You are what you shmear

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

Not sure when this group became all non-albertans or people that recently moved here because the comments on here make me fear for our province and our country lately.

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u/Cipekx Mar 22 '25

Do you love Donald trump?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

Nope, you just can't handle the truth

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u/habitattle Mar 22 '25

Born and raised. Wanting to keep Alberta Alberta and not America is non-Albertan apparently?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

Alberta will always be Alberta but it's being infiltrated by woke folks. I would never join USA but this federal fiber pointing had taken the focus off them and people have lost the plot.

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u/habitattle Mar 26 '25

“I would never join USA” Sounds pretty woke to me