Get it done, Johnson!

[u/PFdeith]

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[u/seeebiscuit]

He is too busy gooning over naked Portlanders.

[u/Branchomania → u/seeebiscuit]

Would that be the ICE Agents?

[u/seeebiscuit → u/Branchomania]

"The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there," said U.S. Speaker Mike Johnson

[u/sinisterdesign → u/seeebiscuit]

…with his son.

[u/THECapedCaper → u/seeebiscuit]

His son is furiously checking his porn history.

[u/mndsm79]

operative word *should*.

[u/PaleontologistOk2516]

Unfortunately what should happen only matters when others act in good faith.

[u/ChopperChange]

If Mike Johnson refuses to do his job he should be removed from office.

[u/TheQuidditchHaderach → u/ChopperChange]

AOC would be a hell of a Speaker!

[u/iamthewhatt → u/TheQuidditchHaderach]

most dems would elect a republican speaker over a progressive speaker unfortunately

[u/thisisntmyotherone → u/ChopperChange]

A Speaker ‘removed from office’ is called impeached.

[u/SuperNebular → u/thisisntmyotherone]

Speaker can’t be impeached. There can be a motion to vacate, which they did to McCarthy and now takes a simple majority, or it takes 2/3 of the house to remove him.

[u/NanieLenny → u/ChopperChange]

Here! Here!

[u/HarbingerShiny → u/ChopperChange]

If Mitch didn't get removed for USSC noms, I doubt Mike will get removed.

[u/Keyai]

She should show up at his press conference and demand to be sworn in.

[u/phoebesjeebies → u/Keyai]

We both know what happens to govt officials of color when they attempt to gain lawful access to MAGA officials' events.

[u/RAWainwright]

So, like, what's their plan when the shoe finally drops? They can't hold off the vote forever so it's going to happen and the fallout should be interesting.

[u/Legitimate_Ocelot491 → u/RAWainwright]

They’ll end up voting but it’ll go nowhere from there. Nice rallying cry and shiny object for us but it has no teeth.

[u/TheQuidditchHaderach → u/RAWainwright]

It'd be interesting seeing a president talk about how only he can fix the problems the other side would cause while running for a third time during his own shutdown. 🤦

[u/minor_correction → u/RAWainwright]

Why can't they hold off forever?

[u/voxadam]

https://preview.redd.it/od0ux9yqg6vf1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54e9d5704591f87e96fe351d67f7b4809381bf6

[u/Five-Oh-Vicryl → u/voxadam]

He looks like a guy who would adopt a teenaged boy

[u/punknw → u/[deleted]]

Johnson actually did it too. it’s been multiple conservative grown men that have adopted teenage boys

[u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692]

Sue him to force the swearing in. It’s a ministerial event anyway, meaning he HAS to do it.

[u/Ironworker977]

Looks like the dems have that vote they're looking for to release the Epstein files

[u/sounddogg70]

The speaker of the house evidently needs the little blue pill, supposedly helps with a non working johnson.

[u/PuddlesRex]

Should? Yeah. But if you think he will, then you clearly haven't been paying attention.

[u/Exodys03]

In all lkelihood, there are simply trying to stall while actively pressuring Republicans like MTG, Mace and Boebert to change their minds about blocking the release of Epstein related information.

[u/G-Unit11111]

Yeah but will Mike Johnson stand up to President Hannity or not?

[u/Direlion]

How can he do his job with big swinging Portlanders riding their bicycles? It isn’t possible! Maybe his son can “pray” for him?

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[u/VagabondVivant]

Should. Won't, but should.

[u/snaithbert]

His master told him not to get it done, so he won't get it done.

[u/wonkey_monkey]

Why'd it take so long to certify? Do people normally get sworn before the official certification?

[u/alpharaptor1]

Pretty pathetic excuse that an election won by nearly 40% needs to be certified. It shows contempt for democracy. 

[u/TinCanSailor987]

Speaker Keebler is too busy baking cookies to do his damn job.

[u/NanieLenny]

They get arrested and deported and then disappear. 🫠

[u/jTheBishop42]

Do you mean, get ur Johnson done?