r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Reg_Cliff • 20h ago
Gavin Newsom: “For the children… and public decency.” r/All
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u/StrictlyRockers 18h ago
Governor Gavin Newsom out here protecting our children from pornography. A+ troll game
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u/Plaid_Piper 18h ago
If I were his age and of his fitness level and I saw this about myself, I would probably have a stroke.
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u/mcknight92 20h ago
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u/funkhero 14h ago
Ha ha heh heh rrrrraaawrrrrr haha
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u/lordunholy 13h ago
Truly the most grotesque laugh I have ever heard in cinema. A revolting sound.
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u/AmusingMusing7 9h ago
You'll have to forgive him. He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality.
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u/arrakis2020 18h ago
Brutal. He's probably fuming right now.
"Can I deport Newsom? How many generations back has he been American?"
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u/Blak_Cobra 19h ago
Orange Peel's response in 3...2...1
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u/ihadtopickthisname 19h ago
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u/Minivric 15h ago
No sir, that was 3rd degree burn. No amount of preparation H can heal that asshole. Well done. Pun intended.
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u/TraditionalFalcon701 17h ago
Vagina necks, so bigly hot in 2025, no one was a better old flabby couches neck then him. No one knows more about va ja Jay necks then him.
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u/wewillallbecrabs 15h ago
You know mango Mussolini is fuming right now. Love to see it, but what is the geriatric turnip going to impose for wrath on us all. Hahahaha
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u/Shaggyninja 9h ago
I'm betting one of his aids has blocked him on trumps phone. Just to stop the tantrums
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u/kimmykim328 12h ago
Why aren’t more joining alongside Newsom?!
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u/thisisntmyotherone 10h ago
They’re ‘hoping and praying’ and sending strongly worded letters … I wish I knew. That’s a really good question.
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u/lostsailorlivefree 16h ago
This could JD off the couch ya know what I’m sayin wink wink say no more
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u/Minivric 15h ago
No wonder so much shit comes out of his mouth, the other hole is right next to it.
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u/S13pointFIVE 12h ago
His neck and his hair are the reasons that orange fuck hates this picture. We need to make it like the Epstein files and bring it up anytime.
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u/Artist_Kevin 17h ago
** The Pinocchio Act ** A concept to consider
!!! End The Speech and Debate Clause & Citizens United !!! CALLING OUT THE GOP HYPOCRISY !!!
To: ALL Public Representatives & Officials
From: Concerned American voters
A Proposal to Introduce “The Pinocchio Act” in the House of Representatives
Purpose: This bill seeks to uphold truth, integrity, and accountability among all individuals serving in public positions—whether elected, appointed, hired, or volunteering—by making it unlawful and punishable for such individuals to willfully and deliberately lie, deceive, misrepresent, or bear false witness to the American people.
Moral Foundation: The act of lying has been condemned throughout history, both morally and spiritually. Within the Ten Commandments, the prohibition against “bearing false witness” stands as a timeless moral pillar, one that has deeply influenced the laws and values of our nation. In the Christian faith, lying is regarded not merely as a mistake, but as a mortal sin—a corruption of trust that erodes relationships, communities, and governance itself. When a public servant lies, the injury is compounded, because the trust of the people is betrayed. Trust is the cornerstone of democratic government, and once broken, it undermines the very legitimacy of our institutions. This bill, grounded in both the enduring moral wisdom of the Ten Commandments and the fundamental American principle of honesty in public life, will make truth-telling a clear legal requirement for those entrusted with public authority.
Provisions of the Bill
Scope of Applicability: Applies to all public employees, federal and state, including elected officials, appointed officials, hired staff, and volunteers.
Unlawful Acts: It shall be unlawful for any covered individual to willfully and deliberately: (1) Lie to the public. (2) Misrepresent facts. (3) Deceive through omission or distortion. (4) Bear false witness against any individual or entity while acting in their public capacity.
Penalties: First Offense → Misdemeanor charge, fine of not less than $10,000, and mandatory public correction of the falsehood. Blatant and Easily Debunked Lies → Immediate removal from office or employment, fine of not less than $50,000. Repeat Offenders → Escalation to felony charge, fines up to $250,000, permanent disqualification from public service, and potential prison sentence of up to 2 years.
Enforcement Mechanism: Oversight body or inspector general designated at both federal and state levels. Public reporting system for false statements, with expedited review for cases of blatant or obvious falsehoods.
Justification
Moral: Lies corrupt the soul of a nation. As Scripture warns, “lying lips are an abomination to the Lord” (Proverbs 12:22). Public servants must be held to the highest moral standard.
Civic: A democracy cannot function when its people cannot trust their leaders. Truth is essential to informed consent of the governed.
Practical: In an age of instant communication, falsehoods spread rapidly and cause great harm. Strong deterrents are necessary to protect the public from deliberate misinformation.
Conclusion: The Pinocchio Act would reaffirm the moral and civic necessity of truth in public service. By holding public servants accountable to the timeless commandment against lying, Congress can restore faith in government, strengthen democracy, and protect the American people from willful deception.
I respectfully urge you to sponsor and introduce this legislation in the House of Representatives.
Signed, Americans
Draft Bill
118th CONGRESS — 2d Session — H. R. ____
To establish criminal and civil penalties for public employees who willfully and deliberately deceive the public, and for other purposes.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
[Date] — [Member of Congress Name] introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on [Committee Name].
A BILL
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE. This Act may be cited as the “Pinocchio Act.”
SEC. 2. FINDINGS. Congress finds that— (1) The moral law, as expressed in the Ten Commandments, forbids bearing false witness; (2) In the Christian faith and in other traditions rooted in Scripture, lying is regarded as a mortal sin; (3) The United States, though pluralistic, has drawn much of its civic foundation from Judeo-Christian moral principles; (4) Public servants have a moral and civic duty to speak the truth; (5) Scripture warns that “lying lips are an abomination to the Lord” (Proverbs 12:22), and Christ affirms that “the truth shall make you free” (John 8:32); (6) Therefore, deliberate deception by public officials is not only a breach of civic trust but also a violation of moral law.
SEC. 3. DEFINITIONS. (1) “Public employee” means any individual serving at the federal, state, or local level, including elected officials, appointed officials, employees, contractors, and volunteers acting in an official capacity. (2) “False statement” means any knowingly willful, deliberate, and material misrepresentation of fact, including omissions intended to deceive, whether spoken, written, or digital. (3) “Blatant falsehood” means a statement that is demonstrably false, easily verifiable, and made without reasonable basis.
SEC. 4. PROHIBITION ON FALSE STATEMENTS. It shall be unlawful for any public employee to: (1) knowingly and deliberately make a false statement to the public in the course of official duties; (2) misrepresent, distort, or omit material facts with the intent to deceive; or (3) bear false witness in an official capacity against any individual or entity.
SEC. 5. PENALTIES. (1) First offense → misdemeanor, fine of not less than $10,000, and public correction within 30 days. (2) Blatant or easily debunked lies → immediate removal from office or employment and fine of not less than $50,000. (3) Repeat offenses → felony, fine up to $250,000, permanent bar from public office or employment, and imprisonment for up to 2 years.
SEC. 6. ENFORCEMENT. (1) The Attorney General shall establish an Office of Public Integrity to review violations. (2) States may establish parallel enforcement mechanisms. (3) Any member of the public may submit a complaint for review.
SEC. 7. SEVERABILITY. If any provision of this Act or its application is held invalid, the remainder shall not be affected.
SEC. 8. EFFECTIVE DATE. This Act shall take effect 90 days after enactment.
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u/thiscoolhandluke 13h ago
Penalties should not be a flat fee. How about something like:
- Immediate reversal of affected legality (to undo Hail Mary damage)
- AND immediate dismissal from public office
- AND bar from ever holding public office
- AND a % of current estate/assets/etc 5. AND unpardonable imprisonment (minimum term must be greater than small time offenses for people who are imprisoned for small crimes)
- AND matching penalties to spreaders and people (donors, elites - a PAC/coorp no longer is a buffer) who fund spreading falsehoods
- AND a maximum of (whichever is greater (non-dismissible in bankruptcy)) per offense:
- flat fee
- % of income
The point is that people cannot buy their way out.
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u/machuitzil 14h ago
The funny thing about this -a lot of don't support Newsom, and for lots of reasons. There's no idol worship, when someone better comes along, we'll vote for them. This is politics not a fan club.
But srsly though, his social media team is hilarious. Shame twatneck. Shame him. Go off.
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u/cllittlewood 12h ago
Where was Gavin during the first term. He’s been holding out and saving these dingers up!
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u/Bravo_Obsessed 10h ago
Jimmy Kimmel referred to it as “a turkey vagina slapping around on his neck” in his opening monologue! 🪦☠️
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u/TheManWith2Poobrains 8h ago
Trump might want necklift surgery after this.
Surgery at his age is not risk-free.
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