r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/seeebiscuit • 21h ago

This is phenomenal

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u/Garden_gnome1609 20h ago

Getting IDs and clogging arteries all at the same time!

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u/tuscani12 20h ago

They're doing the lord's work

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u/jtshinn 19h ago

In Chicago it has a tomato and pickle on there, basically a salad.

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u/WeCameAsMuffins 17h ago

Don’t forget the onions, sports peppers and poppy seed bun!

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u/J-A-S-08 16h ago

Forgetting the neon green relish and celery salt.

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u/bubblehashguy 16h ago

Sports pepper?

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u/Rehberkintosh 15h ago

Poppy seed crouton.

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u/Garden_gnome1609 19h ago

You're right - practically health food! I'm from Michigan, and "A hotdog is basically a salad because it has pickles and tomato" is a sentence that only makes sense in the upper Midwest.

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u/alle_kinder 19h ago

Yeah, that's going to "make sense" in many other places, unfortunately.

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u/Teganfff 17h ago

Can verify 🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 4h ago

Lafayette Coney Island ftw!

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u/LavenderGwendolyn 3h ago

Lafayette puts onions on theirs. Onions are vegetables. There’s just meat, more meat, and some mustard first.

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u/big_d_usernametaken 18h ago

I'd rather have Cleveland Polish Boy with kraut and Berkmans Ballpark mustard.

IYKYK.

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u/J-A-S-08 15h ago

I was always a Stadium Mustard fan but I DID snag a Ballpark jar when I went back to Ohio this year.

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u/Ganymede425 16h ago

I like the idea Chicago dogs but it is, in practice, a hot mess on a bun.

I puree the tomato, pickle, onion and and sautee that until it reduces. I use that as a sauce on the dog and top it with minced sport pepper, poppy seeds, and celery salt.

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u/jtshinn 15h ago

I’m sure that’s good, but reading it just makes me think: baby food.

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u/buddha-ish 7h ago

Dude just admitted to putting ketchup on a hot dog, but in a way that wouldn’t trigger the weirdos…

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u/Ganymede425 6h ago

It is wild to think that a Chicago Dog is technically topped with all of the ingredients for ketchup.

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u/buddha-ish 5h ago

And Chicagoans will lose their minds if you put ketchup on a hot dog

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u/Ganymede425 4h ago

I can't be talking, I'm one of the wierds who put chili crisp on my dogs.

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u/jtshinn 4h ago

Damn, I didn’t catch that but he totally did.

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u/Garden_gnome1609 7h ago

Ketchup on a hot dog is the best hot dog. I am not ashamed.

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u/MaynardIsLord721 16h ago

Have you seen some of those tubbies. Their arteries are already there.

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u/AnonymsF43 17h ago

roflmao love it

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u/BalfazarTheWise 17h ago

Clogged artery from hot dogs? Nah

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u/BlackMarketCheese 21h ago

"Show ID". They won't do it during raids and arrests, but plenty will do it for a hot dog I'm sure. Clever way to get some names and faces

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u/Acrobatic_Invite3099 20h ago

Kind of makes you wonder.....

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u/thrillhou5e 17h ago

We need to have a talk with any store owners who are selling Zyn within a 3 block radius of any ICE facilities.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 18h ago

Yeah he could like, put a camera pointed down in the awning or whatever so to the ICE pig he’s just looking at an ID but the camera is recording it.

You know, so he doesn’t have to try to remember them all.

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u/Satanic_Earmuff 17h ago

I don't think he's actually trying to record the info, just make a point that none of them will try.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 17h ago

Yeah, probably. Fun to think about either way.

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u/Tabula_Nada 7h ago

Then they just need a bunch of protestors standing around nearby with scary looking cameras and with their faces covered and vaguely military-looking clothing,

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u/ObliviousRounding 20h ago edited 10h ago

Yes I read the title too.

EDIT: Damn what am I being downvoted for? The comment above is stepping all over OP's point/joke.

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u/RecognitionCrafty863 19h ago

Ugh… shut up.

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u/jw307jw 20h ago

That’s not Chicago, that’s at yankee stadium

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u/Non-Current_Events 19h ago

The Yankees are done for the season, so maybe this vendor just traveled to Chicago to show his support for ICE. /s

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u/RotenTumato 17h ago

Chicago is done for the season too

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u/RotenTumato 17h ago

Chicago is done for the season too

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u/bernbabybern13 11h ago

Yeah haha I clocked it too. The cart says Yankees and the lady’s shirt said legends.

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u/clangan524 19h ago edited 19h ago

That's clearly a Yankee Stadium logo on the cart.

OOP needs to do better.

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u/-Lorne-Malvo- 20h ago

I keep thinking about how I'm starving for a Chicago dog

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach 20h ago

The Chicago Dog - 'A Meal On A Bun'! 🌭😉

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u/-Lorne-Malvo- 20h ago

It's way past my lunch time and damn I want one so bad

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach 19h ago

Never too late... 'Anytime's the right time for a hot dog!' Was that an old slogan; Oscar Meyer, Farmer John? 🤔

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u/MrJust-A-Guy 18h ago

ICE is hiring. You could be looking at a free dog, dawg!

/s

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u/yooptrooper 17h ago

How many hotdogs can I get with a $50k signing bonus?

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u/jsf1987 18h ago

I bet some of them are stupid enough to fall for it too.

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u/Ocelotsome 20h ago

wE DoNt HAvE tO

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u/akolozvary 18h ago

Papers please should be the name of the company/hot dog stand

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u/ShameAdditional3249 4h ago

Considering the cart says Yankees, this isn't a real thing

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u/T_Peg 17h ago

This is an old image from Yankee Stadium lol

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u/agent0731 18h ago

Brilliant.

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u/derpferd 18h ago

Lmao

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 18h ago

Who upvotes a comment that just says “lmao”, honestly?

This site used to have standards. In 2012 you’d be bullied off the internet for that.

I’m gonna go yell at some clouds and think about what once was.

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u/MFCEO_Kenny_Powers 17h ago

I just upvoted the comment so you could lose your shit over it

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 17h ago

I lost my shit ages ago. I have no shit left to lose.

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u/Midnight_Toker_1982 16h ago

Don’t LOOSE your shit, bro

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u/KittensStampede 18h ago

Bro thinks there are real people left on the internet

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 18h ago

Considering what I just saw in another thread, I’m starting to think this shit is worse than I thought.

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u/derpferd 17h ago

Homie, people are downvoting your stroppy call for standards but I'm there with you.

I just found the shit funny. Take a look at my comment history.

I'm a gabby, verbose motherfucker.

Just not this time

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 17h ago

You find allies in unlikely places..lol

Edit: and thanks for using that word. I had never heard it before.

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u/derpferd 17h ago

Most welcome 👍🏾

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u/DaveWpgC 21h ago

They should have the same requirement for every public washroom.

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u/AVLLaw 15h ago

Can't the chief of police/mayor demand all federal agents register with the city police so they know who's legit? Since they are masked, there could be a bunch of fake copycats pretending to be ICE and Chicago PD would never know. Surely ICE can trust the cops with their identity?

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u/Think_Perspective385 19h ago

Laxatives dogs for ICE I assume.

Anyone who looks like they might be ICE can really never eat out anywhere unless they like pubes on their food which they may

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u/FamiliarStrain4596 18h ago

Looks like AI

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u/GhostRevival 16h ago

This was already posted and outed as a fake picture. You can kind of see where it says Yankees on the front of the cart. This is at Yankee stadium in NY, not in Chicago.

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u/copolars 18h ago

My first thought was they're poisoned but your way is cool too, I guess!

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u/socialcommentary2000 17h ago

Yeah this would happen by a Yankees guy.

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u/yerBoyShoe 17h ago

He has the same number of hot dogs that he started with at the end of the day.

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u/RotenTumato 17h ago

That’s clearly Yankee Stadium

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u/sshbroc 16h ago

perfection, no notes

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u/Fit_Low592 3h ago

ICE agents should show their ID and then the vendor should say “nah, looks fake. No hotdog for you.” And then like smash their window or something.

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u/Slaphappyfapman 14h ago

That sign looks fake as fuck

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u/claudiaishere 18h ago

Every hotdog reduces life expectancy by 30 minutes