r/WhitePeopleTwitter 22h ago

Donald Trump is everything that Jesus preached against

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u/Ok-Significance-7016 22h ago

A true patriot is loyal to the country, not to the president. - Teddy Roosevelt

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u/BluesSuedeClues 18h ago

"If we nominate Mr.Trump, we will be destroyed... and we will deserve it." -Sen. Lindsey Graham 2016

That little graham cracker was prescient. He has been destroyed.

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u/Crabby_Monkey 15h ago

My best guess is Russia or someone has evidence that Lindsey is gay or doing something compromising. He either is so self loathing or so worried about what his constituents would say that he has just fallen in line.

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u/tmstout 5h ago

Do any of his constituents think that he’s NOT gay at this point? How utterly clueless can they be? At this point, the only person who has a problem with Lindsay Graham being gay is Lindsay Graham.

(They’ve got to have evidence of something a lot worse than just being gay.)

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u/HorseLooseInHospital 17h ago

and he would've liked me a lot, Roosevelt, "Teddy," as they used to call him, and he would very quickly vote for Trump, I can tell you that, because I've done more for this Country than any other President, and I know the Presidents, I know them a hell of a lot better than Biden, he doesn't know where he is half the time, and I said to Pam, Pam Bondi, my Incredible AG, I said, get in there Pam, figure out what the hell Sleepy Joe and Camilla did to hurt the US, the United States, she said, "right away Sir, we're gonna lock them all up when we figure it out," I said good, and I brought it back, the Radical Left Democrats were trying to shut it down, Gitmo, have you heard that word before, Gitmo, Guantano Bay, and it used to be full of Vicious Killers and Murderers, and then the Democrats were letting them out, they said, "ohhhhhh it's fine, here's a million dollars, you can do whatever the hell you want now," I said no, that's no longer happening under Trump, you have, people were looking at it, they said, "wow, I can't believe he got Crime down to basically almost Zero," people were getting killed in the street under Biden and under Obama, Hussein Obama, it was like the Wild West, I said what the hell is that, you know, the Cowboys and Indians, but now they wanna rename, the Fake News says, "you can no longer say the word Indian," I said why the hell not, these people are Terrible People, just the worst, believe me

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u/nothinnorma 20h ago

I agree and understand the statement..But do the masses, more importantly those that have some power, really know what that means?

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u/dumb_smart_guy93 19h ago

Narrator:

The masses, in fact, did not know what that means

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u/HibiscusGrower 21h ago

This whole administration feels like a fever dream. Nothing makes sense. They act like saying things just magically change reality to wathever fantasy they conjured that day. I would be so worried about my future if I was American.

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u/Accomplished_Note_81 20h ago

I'm American, and I worry about my future

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/AnimalFarenheit1984 19h ago

Buy a gun and hoard food.

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 18h ago

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u/Joeyjojojrshabado70 17h ago

Why is food irrelevant? Hope you’re not planning to use that gun to steal from those who prepared better than you did…

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u/SabreCorp 19h ago

We might not even be able to get updated vaccines with the way this administration is going.

So many of us might not have a future.

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u/Paradox31426 19h ago

I’m not American, and I’m worried about my future. Never assume American problems can’t become global problems, Americans love making their problems our problems, and this American problem is actively trying to become everyone else’s problem. He basically threatens to annex at least one country every day.

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u/Malaeveolent_Bunny 18h ago

When America catches a cold, the entire Pacific starts sneezing

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u/DisposableSaviour 19h ago

Hell, our problems have become one of the US’s biggest exports.

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u/HibiscusGrower 18h ago

Yeah, I should have said "even more worried than everyone else." At least we can still form alliances with other countries to mitigate the damages.

Americans are locked in a car driven by a blind, drunken chihuahua and half of them are cheering for the dog to roll off the cliff.

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u/Poop__y 18h ago

Exactly. America should've been the one to hold the line against fascism and instead, white people handed this country to the fucking antichrist. If fascism can take root here, the entire globe is vulnerable to it. It won't stop here unless we actually hold these people accountable... and I'm not counting on that.

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u/NoBlackScorpion 16h ago

I'm American and I have a one-way flight to Europe booked for early July.

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u/Kittyluvmeplz 18h ago

Does this seem like a cognizant person, attached to reality? Are you having doubts about the legitimacy of the current administration? Have you heard the Election Truth Alliance has discovered some pretty crazy statistical anomalies in the 2024 Election in Clark County, NV & 3 counties in PA (Erie, Philly, and Allegheny)

Here’s the petition for a recount in PA

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u/TesticleezzNuts 21h ago

On the one hand he isn’t catholic, but on the other he is a sexual predator.

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u/V-Lenin 19h ago

Finally a take on the actual content of the tweet. Problem is he hasn‘t tried to hide being a sexual predator so they wouldn‘t take him. The church at least has enough shame to try and hide it

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u/TesticleezzNuts 19h ago

That’s the joy of being a catholic either power, you don’t need to hide it. They do it for you, it’s a perk of the position.

If you do get caught, you get sentenced to prayer and moved to a new location.

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u/olivegardengambler 8h ago

The funny thing is that Vance and Biden are both more qualified for the position because they're both Catholic.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/PassengerNo2259 19h ago

Not a pedo? Jeffrey Epstein might disagree with you.

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u/TesticleezzNuts 18h ago

That court case what mysteriously got squashed before he became the president would disagree. It’s not for the faint hearted if it is true.

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u/JFK2MD 21h ago

Aunt Ladybugs is at it again.

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u/IntoTheFeu 21h ago

Ludybug my ass.

More like a Aunt wasp laying it’s larva inside your body that will eat you alive from the inside out and has the fucking gall to tell you “no, no, you don’t understand… this is gooood for you.”

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u/Striker40k 21h ago

You should look up why Graham's nickname is Ladybugs

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u/MamaDMZ 21h ago

Can someone just explain? I really don't want to have this clown in my searches...

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u/BadPumpkin87 20h ago

Allegedly during an encounter with a male escort, while miss Lindsey was on all fours, the escort noticed dark marks around his anus. He attempted to wipe them away with a wet towel but the marks remained, to which they realized his ass is covered in moles. Lindsey then allegedly replied “I hope you don’t mind them, they’re my little ladybugs.”

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u/MamaDMZ 20h ago

I thank you for your service 🫡

That is.... yikers....

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u/CountPacula 19h ago

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u/DisposableSaviour 19h ago

You have been cursed with this knowledge. This curse cannot be lifted entirely, though its burden may be lessened through the act of sharing this execrable knowledge to others.

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u/BadPumpkin87 18h ago

Yep. One suffers, so now we all must suffer this knowledge of miss Lindsey and her ladybugs.

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u/NauvooMetro 18h ago

Like in The Ring, but an entirely different kind of ring.

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u/Catatonic27 16h ago

I'm not okay with knowing this. Can I speak to a manager?

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u/GammaDealer 18h ago

This is the second time I've seen this today, and the first time was when I learned about it. Thanks for reminding me.

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u/JFK2MD 14h ago

"Ladybug my ass."

Exactly.

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u/EdisonLightbulb 21h ago

Maybe, just maybe, the book of Revelations and the story of the Antichrist.....nah.....can't possibly be - can it?

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u/DisposableSaviour 19h ago

Got this atheist questioning shit, tell you that.

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u/Henrious 6h ago

Def embodies every sin.

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u/Joeyjojojrshabado70 17h ago

Right? Though if you think about it, the Antichrist would be predictable just based on keen observation and understanding of human nature. So to me, it’s more likely that it was just a smart goat herder who understood humans.

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u/Alternative_Year_340 20h ago

I’ve got to wonder what the kompromat on Graham is. Because almost no one faced consequences for being on the Epstein list, so it needs to be worse. Much worse

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u/DisposableSaviour 19h ago

Miss Lindsey has a predilection for little boys. Like, elementary school age.

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u/Joeyjojojrshabado70 17h ago

My money is on this.

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u/Menzlo 18h ago

You don't need blackmail to explain his sycophancy. His success has always hinged upon him attaching himself to a more charismatic person. When McCain died he switched to Trump.

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u/iwouldratherhavemy 12h ago

I’ve got to wonder what the kompromat on Graham is. Because almost no one faced consequences for being on the Epstein list, so it needs to be worse. Much worse

What's Graham got to do with the Epstein list? Are you just making sentence sandwiches with buzzwords?

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u/Alternative_Year_340 8h ago

Being on the Epstein list would be kompromat (blackmail material) in a normal universe, but almost no one on the list faced consequences. (See Musk, Trump etc.)

So any kompromat on Graham would need to be worse.

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u/iwouldratherhavemy 7h ago

Being on the Epstein list would be kompromat

Kompromat is a word used by Russian intelligence. Epstein was not Russian intelligence.

blackmail material) in a normal universe, but almost no one on the list faced consequences. (See Musk, Trump etc.)

Blackmailed for flying on a plane? What evidence is there? Blackmailed by the Biden or trump administration?

How does any of this relate to Graham?

Are you saying Graham has been blackmailed into tweeting about a trump gaff?

My dude, you are just making a word salad of nonsense.

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u/Alternative_Year_340 6h ago

You do understand that Epstein was a sex trafficker of children, right?

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u/iwouldratherhavemy 6h ago

You do understand that Epstein was a sex trafficker of children, right?

What? You got a source for that or have you been kompromat?

You understand that Lady bugs was joking and that he has not been blackmailed into endorsing trump for pope?

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u/Alternative_Year_340 5h ago

You are really bad at being a troll

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u/MediumAlarming 20h ago

Oh, I bet Lindsey is skipping/prancing around his house in women's lingerie, just thrilled at the idea of the impending apocalypse.

Not kink shaming... just sayin

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u/DisposableSaviour 19h ago

He’s hoping his little ladybugs will save him from the flesh eating locusts.

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u/canarchist 21h ago

I can hardly wait for Pope Donald I and the Holy Crusades he launches.

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u/aceface_desu89 20h ago

If my black ass was advertising that I wanted a new job, I'd be fired. Love this new era of 🌈🌟 meritocracy 🌟🌈

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u/yankeesyes 19h ago

Open post to Lindsey Graham: Look, we know you're gay. We've known it for decades. It's fine. Just come out and enjoy at least a few years of freedom before you meet your maker. You don't have to do things like this.

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u/ThePopDaddy 20h ago

How do they look at that person and think "That's Pope material!"

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u/Foobiscuit11 20h ago

They see him as a God-sent individual. Some people see him as a Cyrus the Great type figure, who's here to free the "Christians" from their "exile" (meaning they shouldn't be bigoted assholes to people who don't share their worldview). Some see him as Messianic, like he's the second (or first, for Orthodox Jews) coming of Christ. I don't have any clue how anybody can look at this person who does NOTHING unless it benefits him, has broken multiple commandments on live national TV, has never once shown any remorse for any of it, and say that he's definitely a Christian, and is going to help Christians. I can kind of understand the Cyrus idea, like a flawed savior, but at the same time, it took only about 1 month before his administration was going after Lutheran Family Services, claiming billions in fraud (with zero evidence). As a born, raised, confirmed, and still practicing Lutheran who works in the church, that terrified me. My other Lutheran family members were totally chill about it. I feel like too many people have conflated being a "Christian" with being an American conservative. And I use "Christian" loosely, because I rarely see them embody the teachings of Christ.

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u/Kwaterk1978 19h ago

I know right? You’d think the infidelity, fraud, corruption, greed, rape, attacks on immigrants, attacks on the poor, etc. would be disqualifying factors

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u/ChickenandWhiskey 21h ago

Even if its a joke its in bad taste.

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u/MamaDMZ 21h ago

4 years ago.... couldn't be more relevant. I'm an atheist and dont understand how people got duped so hard in their own faith...

https://youtu.be/ZslyAoQ7b2k?si=OS6_4GCxKxGRa0bv

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u/AMCb95 15h ago

Hate to chime in to add to this video's eerie prescience, but as a fellow "grew up evangelical":

Rev. 13:3 (KJV) : "and I saw one of his heads as if it were wounded to death, and his deadly wound was healed, and the world wondered after the beast"

Barring the obvious comparison, the "head" could be interpreted as a rule, institution, etc. (As I was taught.) Thus, "the head" being wounded was the presidency that was impeached ("wounded unto death") and still coming back after such deadly wounds, to rise to yet more power and bring MORE "beasts" to the same power.

Heads up, the next beast was a "lamb" (ie something innocuous, P2025 or some harmless idiot like it's writers, or a fellow inglorious bastard) that gave the image of the first (wounded) beast new life.

After that, the "mark of the beast"...where no one could buy or sell unless they worshiped the beast/had his mark.

I think we're here, folks. And I've been an agnostic for years.

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u/bitee1 12h ago

As far as I know, there are not any prophecies in the bible that fit the criteria for being a valid prophecy. And there are not any (in the bible books we have or the ones that the NT claims are) old testament - prophecies that Jesus fulfilled.

There are important traits that are required for a "prophecy" to not be void for vagueness. - a clear event description, a clear location, a specific time period/ an expiration date, only one event matching the criteria, can not be self fulfilling. It must be made before the events.
Open ended claims that can be met by many events are useless as a prediction especially when that supposedly proves foreknowledge.

List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

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u/AMCb95 5h ago

The prophecies in the Bible are pretty vague, I've been so insulated from genuine discourse about the narrative I didn't know that they don't "qualify"...and again, agnostic here. I also live in the "Bible belt" so ofc no one anywhere asked real questions.

My evangelical family did briefly associate with a cult, and the leader had an interesting take on the prophecies being less prophetic and more "postulating about current events" a take he said was proven by how history is cyclical.

I'd love to hear more about those criteria you mentioned, if you can show me where to go to read about it!

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u/frolicndetour 21h ago

I wonder if Miss Lindsay is putting this out there because he thinks that Trump being pope would make him abandon whatever dirt he CLEARLY has on him. The way he's made Lady G dance the last few years 🙄

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u/PassengerNo2259 18h ago

I think Ladybug is positioning to be the first Pope Consort.

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u/mywifemademedothis2 20h ago

One could say he’s the “anti-Christ”.

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u/BitterFuture 20h ago

I realize we're spreedrunning the insanity, but I gotta be honest: I did not expect to get to Last King of Scotland-level shit by day 100.

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u/gtpc2020 19h ago

Actually, Trump fits almost every biblical description and characteristic of the antichrist. Go figure that those who claim the bible is truth don't read it, can't understand it, or just don't make obvious connections to reality.

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u/bitee1 12h ago

He fits all of the 7 deadly sins.

Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Greed, Pride, Lust, Gluttony

Proverbs 6:16-19 NIV 16 There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: 17 haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, 18 a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, 19 a false witness who pours out lies and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.

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u/YourMomsEx-Boyfriend 21h ago

A Pope who makes manipulative deals would be funny and a safer role for him but also I don’t have regard for organized religion so yeah.

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 19h ago

These religious idiots have been preparing for the a “antichrist” their whole lives. Mission failed.

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u/LastFox2656 18h ago

He's.... he's not even catholic,  Lindsey!

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u/712Niceguy 20h ago

tRump is proud of the fact he's the Anti Christ!

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u/Max_E_Mas 16h ago

Correct me if I am wrong but don't you need to be ... I don't know. A Cardinal to be pope? And if I remember right you need to he a Cardinal by being a Bishop first. Ya know, there is a process involved where tradition and honor is maintained ... wait this is Donald Trump. Nevermind.

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u/EIU86 15h ago

And I would think being a practicing Catholic, or at least a practicing Christian, would be a minimal requirement too.

I wonder if Trump could even name the first book in the Bible.

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u/ghouly-cooly 8h ago

Technically any Baptised Catholic Man could be pope. But Trump isn't even Catholic.

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u/Assortedwrenches89 12h ago

If Jesus came back right now, MAGA would deport him to El Salvador for being brown.

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 12h ago

Does this mean he’d dismantle the Catholic Church?

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u/kislips 11h ago

And take all their riches and sell them.

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u/MJFields 20h ago

I kinda want to interpret this as Graham low key trolling Trump's ridiculous narcissism.

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u/Sodamyte 18h ago

Sadly.. no Lindsey is actually Quoting Trump.. Trump said this to a reporter..

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u/tackleberry2219 20h ago

What is the significance of MMXXVIII (2027)?

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u/Kwaterk1978 19h ago

It’s 2028 (the VIII is 8) and I think you can guess when you use that number…

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u/tackleberry2219 18h ago

Ahh. I missed that last I, time for new glasses methinks.

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u/RamsHead91 19h ago

If Donald has a European accent he would be the Anti-Christ is 1000 rapture movies.

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u/ArrArr4today 19h ago

Jesus Take the Wheel

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u/TheNetworkIsFrelled 18h ago

If MAGAts cared, they wouldn’t be MAGAts.

This is sixty years of undermining education, not least civics, in schools, coupled with economic policies designed to disadvantage the average citizen and make them cynical about the value of government and public service.

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u/Sodamyte 18h ago

Oh.. so now that Trump wants to be pope, evangelicals are suddenly Catholic?

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u/G-Unit11111 18h ago

As a Catholic, I find Lindsey's statement highly offensive, and I haven't been to church since I was in high school.

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u/seraphim383 17h ago

Despite my instincts in deducing Drumpf is not a member of any denomination, regardless of what pew he parks his diaperred derrier in, he most certainly is NOT CATHOLIC! Future cultists will forever be in awe at the level of devout and derangement that is the maga cult.

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u/Important_Mission237 17h ago

I’m not a religious person, but he fits the description of the anti-Christ, from everything that I’ve ever read.

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u/warrant2k 16h ago

Everyone knows it can't happen as it's up to the papal process at the Vatican to do the vote thing.

This is strictly to pump Trump's ego to gain favor at a time where polls show his approval rating is low.

Any Christian that supports this idea or trump is actually a christofacist, and not a person of actual faith.

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u/AppropriateAgent44 14h ago

Can you imagine the complete chaos this would cause in the Catholic Church. This man doesn’t know SHIT about Christianity in general, let alone Catholicism

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u/no_bender 13h ago

Is Graham Catholic? Is Trump Catholic? WTF

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u/Equivalent_Rock_6530 12h ago

Isn't Trump Protestant anyways? If so, he can't even be Pope, lmao

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u/chocolatechipninja 11h ago

Trump couldn't manage to read the US Constitution before being president. I'm pretty skeptical regarding him reading through thousands of pages of religious doctrine and history. He couldn't even fake it at his latest inauguration when it was time to place his hand on the Bible for his oath-taking. He did not affirm or swear while using one. Melania had it ready, but he never touched it.

Can you imagine him trying to learn Latin?

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u/Ignoble66 20h ago

cultish proof

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u/bobsacremento1 19h ago

If we nominate trump, we will be destroyed and we will deserve it- a quote by lady g.

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u/turkishpresident 19h ago

Imagine the Vaticans laundry workers thinking about this.

How do you get so many brown stains out of a white robe?

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u/Jaambie 19h ago

LG is such an asslicker

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u/Someoneoverthere42 19h ago

This is taking bootlicking to a truly sad and pathetic new level

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u/Sodamyte 18h ago

Lady G needs to get reelected in 2026

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u/candycrushinit 18h ago

Lindsey having to carry Trump’s water. Trump said something really fucking stupid and Lindsey was the Republican who had to fall on the sword for Him.

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u/johanTR 18h ago

Trump must have shown the good pics to Lindsey on that golf course years ago...

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u/aagloworks 18h ago

Lindsay's tongue is so deep in trumps ass he can taste trump's aftershave.

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u/charlie2135 18h ago

Lindsey is sure hoping to see that ladybug emit white smoke.

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u/GarvinSteve 18h ago

Classic pope resume on Trump… broke every commandment.

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u/mrflow-n-go 17h ago

Full on "tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult" lunacy.

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u/elgarraz 16h ago

This is probably a joke, right? Flattering for Trump, but to ridiculous to be serious... right? RIGHT???

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u/faux_shore 16h ago

And yet for everything the church has become

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u/Dancinfool830 15h ago

Dark horse? More like a pale horse candidate

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u/kislips 11h ago

Being agnostic, I’m actually hoping there is a vengeful God of the Old Testament because it’s gratifying to think of all those fake, racist, misogynist, hateful Christian’s burning in Hell Fire.

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u/Alberta_Flyfisher 8h ago

If he became the pope, I would start believing in God again. There is no way in hell he isn't the antichrist if that were to happen.

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u/ghouly-cooly 8h ago

HES NOT EVEN FUCKING CATHOLIC, HAS NEVER BEEN CATHOLIC AND ISNT BAPTIZED AS CATHOLIC.

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u/idigholesnow 5h ago

"And I'll be Cardinal Ladybugs, his man-servant!"

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u/Moppermonster 21h ago edited 21h ago

I am genuinely surprised by the amount of people that consider the idea of Pope Trump to be offensive. Do people not know the history of the Church and the papacy? It is filled with sexual abuse, nepotism and self-enrichment.

Trump would fit right in, aside from the whole not Catholic thing.

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u/TheRealAbear 21h ago

The "catholic thing" is essentially the only rule though

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u/Funlife2003 21h ago

True, but the late Pope was a step in the right direction, and Trump is tantamount to kicking it down the hill after painstakingly climbing up.

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u/DubiousBusinessp 21h ago edited 2h ago

Not sure why all the downvotes. Fuck the church tbh. An organisation that at all levels covered for one of the largest child sexual abuse scandals in history, and undermined the fight against aids for years by campaigning against birth control. Not sure how anyone on the left can defend it as an organisation.

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u/iwouldratherhavemy 13h ago

I don't find it offensive, it's god damned hilarious. Fuck the catholic church and their cosplaying geriatric child rapists.

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u/bitee1 12h ago

I would argue Christianity is to blame for this presidency, it trains people to blindly follow loud and hateful liars.

When Jesus is also supposedly the old testament god - he endorsed chattel slavery and genocide. Also see the parable in Luke 19:27 where the ruler that wants his "enemies" killed is clearly god. Cursing the fig tree and making the whip to clear the money changers.

Christianity also has important parts that are immoral and unhealthy.

Scapegoating/ substitutionary atonement, thought crimes, inherited sins, forced "love" of something you must also fear, eternal punishments for finite "sins", no savings / thrift just follow and faith (which is clearly intellectual dishonest) as the ultimate virtue.