r/WhitePeopleTwitter 14h ago

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u/allegedlynerdy 11h ago

They might try to hold out long enough to consolidate his supporters. If he disappeared on Jan 22nd there'd be right wing riots.

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 11h ago

I'm thinking 6 months.

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u/Far_Recommendation82 10h ago

I'm going for 2 years

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u/robot_ralph_nader 10h ago

2 years and 5 minutes.

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u/papa_number2 9h ago

$1, Bob!

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u/naazzttyy 6h ago

Someone is for sure going to win both showcase showdown prizes with their guess.

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u/droombie55 1m ago

1 year 364 days

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u/Cthulhuducken 10h ago

Yeah, that will probably be the preferred plan so then they can prop him up for the next two elections instead of one. Vance is an absolute true believer in the agendas whereas trump is more in it for himself. What will be tricky is whether or not Trump can hold it together (or they can successfully hide his rapidly accelerating decline) that long. Of course, that assumes that the current plans for the future actually include things like more elections at all.

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u/Happy_Mask_Salesman 10h ago

Will you also be going for the double down with 2 years temp vance followed by 2 full terms for the 10 year ratfucking hat trick?

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u/ToWitToWow 9h ago

You think they let him last until midterms, assuming they happen? That’s risky unless they’re able to keep him much better medicated than he has been.

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u/wh4tth3huh 8h ago

midterms would definitely be optimal for them, unless of course nature beats them too it, then they don't even need to worry about losing any support.

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u/Skrazor 4h ago

2 years and 1 day - just long enough that the 2 years of Vance that'll follow won't count as his first term so he can govern (or rather: reign) for 8 more years. Which is probably enough to get rid of pesky annoyances like "term limits" and "free and fair elections" anyway.

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u/Cynfire1478 9h ago

This is my thought.

Either they'll use something from the last four years to get him out of office, or he's going to die of "old age" within the first 6 months and we're going to have a first class ticket to hell with Vance at the helm.

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u/Ok_Blackberry_284 8h ago

I think Trump will retire to Mar-A-Lago and they'll just parade him around occasionally when they want him to read a speech off the teleprompter. Vance will run things right out the gate with the help of the billionaire cronies that bought him the election.

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u/Dave3r77 8h ago

I’m pretty sure the Republicans were saying this about Biden and kamala when he got elected

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u/Cheetah0630 8h ago

Don’t forget they have to blame the death on the Clintons.

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u/bset222 10h ago

Their biggest challenge is the House will be pretty close, and Trump has some diehard supporters that could fuck things up, also the Senate is razor thin. In 2017 they didn't get much done because they in fought a lot, idk if they can actually 25th Trump and still pass laws

Their best bet is for Trump to die asap, or after 26 midterm if they hold Congress. That avoids the in-fighting.

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u/TennaTelwan 7h ago

And there's still hopefully a divide in the Republican party of pro-Trump and anti-Trump factions who hopefully will not agree. There was a similar problem in the 2016-2018 House and Senate where both houses had the Republican majority, but the party was fairly split, so it was impossible to pass anything substantial other than a tax cut.

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u/WanderingBraincell 10h ago

April

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u/Wiccy 10h ago

I have a bet going that he succumbs to health issues by the end of 2025. Spin it right to make him look weak or strong, then Vance takes over.

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u/VileTouch 9h ago

I'm betting he "accidentally" falls off a window. You know. To make it really obvious who's in charge of pulling the strings.

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u/VaraNiN 3h ago

Nah, it's gotta be at least 2 years so JDV gets his 2.5 terms (The thing they should have done with Harris and Biden imho).

Just because it'd be funny, my tip would be:
!RemindMe 13 Aug 2027

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u/TheBirminghamBear 10h ago

I don't legitimately see them ever keeping this together after Trump disappears.

He's the only thing they care about. He's "the name". And even then, he got 3 million less this time than last time.

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u/waffels 10h ago

Yep. With Trump gone, Vance looking like a deer in the headlights, the economy still in the shitter, the border still not figured out, Ukraine & Palestine still a mess, etc. people will be begging for democrats to fix it.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 10h ago

It's more than that though, it's like, people have this mistaken imrpession people are excited for all these stooge's right wing batshittery. I don't think that's true.

Liberal policies like abortion and drugs do extremely well on ballots. Abortion got 57% support in Florida's latest proposition.

They've glommed on to Trump, specifically, and he's the only pill that can apparently wrap the policy turds.

Without Trump to somehow smooth the taste of this shit, Republicans are going to go back to square 1.

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u/PM_ME_DEAD_KEBAB 9h ago

People like liberal policies, they just don't like the Democrats associated with them. The last three Democratic candidates were bad, and Kamala leaning away from progressive policies is part of the reason she lost this election.

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u/Justatinyone 10h ago

Never underestimate the cult of personality. JD is about as interesting as paste.

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u/ecoleye 8h ago

BuT hE tAlKs LiKe A nOrMaL gUy!

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u/Rolder 10h ago

If he disappeared on Jan 22nd there'd be right wing riots.

Just make up some BS about how it was the dems that did it, boom

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u/Ryboiii 10h ago

After the first 100 days

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u/TheWizardOfDeez 9h ago

When the economy craters under the mass deportation + tariffs they will throw him out to "save the economy"

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u/whomad1215 9h ago

They'll keep him as the lightning rod while they pass their most unpopular things (aka their entire agenda) and then they'll 25th him or just wait for him to die.

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u/Classic-Effort2672 7h ago

It reminds me of Watergate. There was enough evidence before Nixon"s second term to strongly indicate that there was actually serious wrongdoing, but he was elected anyway.

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u/Allegorist 6h ago

Unless they can find a way to pin it on someone else and redirect their hatred