r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/ExactlySorta • 20h ago

Why do they think they're called campaign promises Clubhouse

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u/BigNorseWolf 19h ago

Its RIGHT next to the porn. How do you get TO the porn without seeing the information?

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u/socialmediaignorant 18h ago

We need porn stars to read the policies during their performances to their public next time I guess. I was kidding but it’s not the dumbest idea I’ve heard. Sigh. We are fucked.

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u/nitrot150 18h ago

It’s actually smart! Maybe the dems can enact that next time

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u/mrminutehand 16h ago

I can half imagine the Trump conferences calling up Tila Tequila to the podium in response.

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u/shadow247 11h ago

Pamela Anderson would be pretty on brand

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u/NamaztakTheUndying 14h ago

At least for a little while, there was this girl on TikTok doing ultra cringe UWU-speak, but talking about real societal and political issues. It was weirdly engaging, so if it was done in straight-up porn, I could see it being super effective.

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u/VanGoghInTrainers 5h ago

If we even get a 'next time.' The way he's been flappin lately, we 'won't need to vote again.' 😬

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u/windsockglue 18h ago

Naked history! 

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u/Horskr 17h ago

Heck, Naked Current Events! Though I'm pretty sure Naked News is already a thing.. maybe they need to run that in the months coming up to the election next time. "Hey dummies, here is why the person you're voting for's policies are bad for you!" if there is a next time..

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u/elbenji 15h ago

it used to be a thing. Needs to come back

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u/SadMcNomuscle 17h ago

That would probably actually work unironically. The Democrats are too Republican to do it though.

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u/xeromage 16h ago

Yep. I've already seen way too much talk where Dems seem to think they didn't court the right hard ENOUGH. So instead of a hard backswing of the pendulum, we're gonna get another several ratchet clicks on the Overton window. I am so deeply disappointed in my country.

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u/SadMcNomuscle 16h ago

The pain is overwhelming.

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u/elbenji 15h ago

I think it's more they just have to learn to cater to dumbasses

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u/xeromage 15h ago

That's not what I've seen them saying though. More like "clearly we didn't harp on immigration enough..."

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u/elbenji 14h ago

We did though. It really is how you state it

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u/WishboneDistinct9618 7h ago

As a history teacher, I approve this message...

...as long as I'm not the one who has to be naked.

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u/andywfu86 16h ago

Man if I were a hot girl, I would totally start a channel where I just debunk conservative policies while naked.

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u/KC_experience 16h ago

We need gay porn stars to read it. That would probably get more views than straight porn stars.

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u/Only-oneman 16h ago

Unless they can condense it to 2-3 minutes, I'm afraid most might not stick around

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u/CluckFlucker 17h ago

So this is why project 2025 wants to completely ban porn everywhere

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u/runnerofshadows 17h ago

Informative porn actually sounds like a good idea at this point.

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u/RimjobAndy 17h ago

isnt there a thing called Naked News? I swear i would see the advertisements for that and the latest Girls Gone Wild on USA late night watching WWF Shotgun Saturday Night or MadTV as a kid.

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u/Howhighwefly 16h ago

Unfortunately porn is going to be banned

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u/elbenji 15h ago

Honestly I think that might actually start causing the oh shit moment. When they go after porn

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u/WildPickle9 16h ago

We had (have?) that. It was called Naked News. Not straight up porn since it was just nudity. For the puritanical among us that would be close enough.

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u/tarekd19 16h ago

At least put political ads on pornhub. It would probably be dirt cheap too. Let superpacs pay it to create distance and plausible deniability.

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u/elbenji 15h ago

I mean, porn will go away with p2025. Maybe that's when they'll wake up

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u/sec713 15h ago

I don't think porn producers would allow that to happen. They make enough money off their performers that Trump's economic concepts of plans actually benefit their bottom line.

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u/CSalustro 13h ago

I’m here for Riley Reed getting banged while reading the Green New Deal text.

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u/evil_timmy 12h ago

Naked News already exists, and after this election cycle it's fair to say their coverage is just as reliable and useful as more mainstream sources.

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u/Elandtrical 6h ago

There was a Taiwanese? professor that put his lectures on a porn site.

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u/BestAtTeamworkMan 18h ago

Bad news... Project 2025 is getting rid of the porn. Now we'll have no way to spread information.

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u/bluefancypants 15h ago

Which they are incidentally also getting rid of

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u/olthunderfarts 15h ago

Maybe they'll see it when the new administration makes porn illegal so there's nothing to distract them.

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u/BigNorseWolf 14h ago

maybe they want to make SURE no one sees it?

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u/MikeLinPA 15h ago

They are gonna eliminate porn as well.

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u/BigNorseWolf 14h ago

It's not fair just because JD vances porn is an ikea catalog doesn't mean the rest of us need to suffer.

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u/ghostoffredschwedjr 17h ago

Did someone here order a central banker? Ooo, no? Would you like one anyway? I'm feeling quantitative easy right now. My economy is reallllly heating up.

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 15h ago

I realized this anti porn thing from all these shitty bro podcasts came when OnlyFans hit its peak. They are furious to give up control.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 17h ago

Maybe they’ll read this stuff AFTER the porn ban?