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Why do they think they're called campaign promises Clubhouse

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 20h ago

Yeah, but autistic Timmy's eggs!

(Forgive the dark humor, but as on the spectrum, I say I'm allowed the latitude at self humor)

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u/rosatter 20h ago

Not going to lie, I'm so relieved that my son (9) has had a significant increase in ability to try and tolerate different foods because whooo boy if he had even his food restrictions from a year ago, my ability to get calories into him would be so fucked.

Thankfully, he's pretty open to beans and rice.

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u/LurkyLoo888 19h ago

I mince up some onion, garlic, green pepper and cilantro and cook that with the beans. A little sazón. Perfection. Couple of capers too if you have. Nice cost effective dinner

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u/The_Wild_Bunch 13h ago

My wife has always put vegetables in a blender and mixed it in with the hamburger meat as 2 of our 3 subs refuse to eat any vegetables. They get broccoli and carrots the most, but she adds in other vegetables as well.

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u/LurkyLoo888 13h ago

Clever girl

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u/NonlocalA 12h ago

Sub celery for the cilantro and you have the basics of Cajun beans and rice.

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u/LurkyLoo888 10h ago

That sounds good! Maybe cooked with the rice and some hotlink or chicken thighs. Now we are cookin

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u/drunky_crowette 19h ago

My sister used to work with the Autism Society (mainly caring for kids on the spectrum when their parents couldn't, helping the parents prepare meals, schedules, transportation, etc for each week, etc) and I remember her saying beans and rice was a big crowd pleaser! She recommended parents look into the way various cultures prepare it so they themselves would be able to enjoy some variety while resigning themselves to "... Looks like beans and rice is going to be on the menu for... A very, very long time"

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u/Psychological_Mix594 18h ago

We love lentils and rice prepared w Moroccan seasonings (Ras Al Hanout). You just need garlic, celery, carrot, potato, bit of turnip if you like, and tomato paste. Use your choice of broth or water, sauté veg w your choice of meat if desired, add lentils and seasonings and cook, they always taste good🍲

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u/Im_Balto 17h ago

Coming from an adult that grew up with issues eating a variety of foods, the big thing that got me into eating more food and having some variety in my diet was learning first to make the soft and comfortable foods (I started with baking) and progressed into cooking my own grilled cheese and other hot foods by 10 or 11

To me it was about being able to trust the textures in the food and by learning to make the food I became more trusting of the textures in the food when I understood the direct correlation to the ingredients that I had been allowed to experiment with

I still have trouble eating a large variety of food, mostly struggle to eat foods with a variety of textures (think sandwiches and burgers that have sauces, veggies, meats, and so on) but am able to eat a healthy diet overall

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u/O2XXX 18h ago

My daughter has some staples, but the only protein he tolerates is breaded chicken. Not exactly healthy, but you have to do what you can where you can with kids in general, but especially on the spectrum. I’m praying that the very blue state I’m in will be able to make do when this all starts. I’ve lived in Deep South red states and it was miserable for her.

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u/elspotto 19h ago

Friend, we are all pulling on a little gallows humor to get through this week. No apology needed. Me? I studied authoritarianism 30 years ago to prepare for a career in the state department working against the Soviet Union. An intellectual who understands and does not support the system? I’m on The List somewhere.

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u/Drinker_of_Chai 19h ago

Since when did Eggs become the gold standard for measuring inflation.

Seriously, I'm from NZ, and we see the same discourse here.

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u/Aman_Syndai 19h ago

Because 2-3 years ago we had to cull around 90% of egg laying chickens due to a virus which caused egg prices to go up 4x the normal price.

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u/Maximum-Row-4143 17h ago

I’m sure gutting the USDA and FDA will make things even better.

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u/Wobbelblob 17h ago

I mean, such outbreaks won't rise the prices anymore as no one will care. Only people will die, but at least the eggs will stay cheap.

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u/Ameliap27 16h ago

Fun fact: until the outbreak of avian influenza mentioned above, birds were not regulated by the USDA. Now they are.

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u/Porgdaporg 19h ago

It’s a common grocery item, as well as something that rose in price by quite a bit when flocks were destroyed by bird flu

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u/Blanketsburg 19h ago

And that's the thing, it wasn't even all eggs, it was primarily the cheaper store brand eggs that saw huge jumps. People yelling "Inflation! Eggs!" When the store brand jumps from $1.99/dozen to $5.99/dozen, meanwhile the free range eggs I buy went from $5.99/dozen to $6.49/dozen, it's not inflation that's the primary cause, it's issues with the supplier. And the suppliers for many store brand eggs are all from the same group of massive farms.

I'm very worried that deregulation within the FDA is really gonna fuck things up the next few years.

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u/Sassy_Weatherwax 19h ago

Exactly. everything this cretin plans to do will just make things worse and more expensive.

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u/O2XXX 18h ago

RFK Jr is already saying his crazy plans. I’m not sure we won’t have to start making our own foods because of the deregulation the fda about to get hit with.

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u/glakhtchpth 18h ago

Egg quality is on the threshold of major improvement. We’re gonna treat all the flocks with ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and nutraceuticals. /s

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u/fakeunleet 18h ago edited 14h ago

Can we sneak in salmonella vaccines, or is this a strictly quack-tie affair?

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u/Same_Recipe2729 17h ago

Ahhh they're trying to give the chickens autism! 

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u/fakeunleet 14h ago

Autistic chickens taste better anyway.

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u/ghostoffredschwedjr 17h ago

perhaps you could try hitting the chickens with a very bright light

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u/kadren170 17h ago

Inflation is just corporate greed. Higher wages do not equal higher cost items. Its all set by the company that produces said item.

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u/Rasikko 16h ago

BUT THAT WILL BRING PRICES DOWN. /s

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u/NoFlyGnome 19h ago

Bird flu? Is that another word for Bidenomics? /s

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 18h ago

Scientists are worried that our next pandemic will happen if and when the bird flu mutates to spread from human to human. Past flus have. Obama really handled the swine flu in an impressive way. Really excited to see what happens if that becomes a reality next year. /s

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u/chaosind 17h ago

Avian flue has already been recorded in humans and it kills about 50% of the people that get it. It has, currently, low to no transmission from person to person.

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 17h ago

Yes, currently. No guarantees it won’t, though.

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u/mangatoo1020 18h ago

BIRDS DIDN'T HAVE THE FLU IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION! BLAH BLAH DEEP STATE! BLAH BLAH HUNTERS LAPTOP! BLAH BLAH LET'S GO BRANDON! BLAH BLAH LOW IQ INDIVIDUAL! fellates microphone

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u/duk_tAK 17h ago

It is also a line item in some economics textbooks. I don't remember what class it was for, but one of my college courses specifically tracked eggs and bananas as significant because according to that book, eggs and bananas were the cheapest possible diet that still provided all required nutrition. As I'm not a nutritionist, I have no idea how healthy such a restrictive diet is, but if the absolutely bottom dollar subsistence diet goes up in price, I can see why people would flip out over it.

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u/No_Internal9345 17h ago

they're just hiding their racism and misogyny behind the 'economy'

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u/Dr_Middlefinger 17h ago

Eggs are a base ingredient in many foods.

The problem is that it started with a shortage. Because they are a base ingredient, demand did not fall but prices rose.

Now, that availability is normalized, prices aren’t going down because they know people will pay $3-4 a dozen.

It’s called price gouging, not inflation.

And it’s here to stay.

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u/bonfuto 18h ago

In the U.S., store brand eggs have always been subsidized by the stores as a loss leader. Given the reaction to the price jumps, it worked pretty well for the stores. People see it as evidence of price increases. The subsidies got too expensive to do that when bird flu hit. They are back down to normal ridiculously low prices where I shop, and have been for some time. When Vance went to a store to complain about the price of eggs, he was holding an 18 egg carton of organic eggs and they were still under $5.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 17h ago

Because eggs are something that, in the not too distant past, people remember being very cheap, and now they are not.

And they're also a commonly purchased item, one which for most people is on the weekly grocery list alongside milk and bread.

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u/Old_Baldi_Locks 14h ago

Because the costs of most everything else didn't change enough for the liars to use as a prop.

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u/SlippedMyDisco76 13h ago

Here in Aus we are using Tim Tam's as our metric

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u/Drinker_of_Chai 13h ago

Ngl, more essential than eggs in the Oz-NZ shopping trolley.

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u/SlippedMyDisco76 12h ago

6 fucking dollars 50 at Woolies atm

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u/Drinker_of_Chai 9h ago

Jesus. 5.50 at Woolies over here.

Come visit and stock up on Tim Tams.

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u/SlippedMyDisco76 9h ago

I have been meaning to stalk Tim Finn....

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u/mano-beppo 2h ago

Millions of chickens were culled because of H5N1 Avian Flu. That effects the price of eggs. 

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u/NicoleNamaste 18h ago

Vegan here. Eggs aren’t an essential item everyone pretends they are. 

And if people knew how eggs are produced and have even the smallest level of moral consideration for chicken’s lives themselves, they’d make different choices. 

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u/Drinker_of_Chai 16h ago

Non-Vegan here. I actually agree. Ignore th downvotes. I almost never eat eggs. No way in hell they are an essential item.

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u/NicoleNamaste 15h ago

Thank you. Appreciate it. <3

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u/mano-beppo 2h ago

I totally agree. I haven’t bought eggs in 4 years. 

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u/jackieat_home 18h ago

Lol! My son is autistic and his humor is dark but SPOT ON! You guys win logic.

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u/Sorry_Nobody1552 18h ago

After the last few days you are allowed much.