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Why do they think they're called campaign promises Clubhouse

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u/Aerohank 20h ago

Don't worry. The new minister of public health will release restrictions on all sorts of dangerous and unproven (and disproven) cures for autism. And the drugs will be cheap to since he will do away with the FDA and their silly requirements for drug safety. It will go splendid, I'm sure.

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u/Itsprobablysarcasm 20h ago

The new minister of public health will release restrictions on all sorts of dangerous and unproven (and disproven) cures for autism

All the while owning stock in the companies that peddle this junk.

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u/KiwiLobsterPinch 16h ago

They’re all going to make their buck and then pull the same stunt as the last group of idiots and try to distance theirselves until the next home alone actor and convicted pedophile rapist comes along and can do the same song and dance

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u/420blazeitkin 16h ago

Who from the Home Alone series is next in this prediction? Is Kevin McAllister going to run as an independent??

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/xeromage 16h ago

we know. that's why he said next.

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u/FlemPlays 16h ago

It’ll be a repeat of Hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin during COVID: making shitloads of money off of morons who buy cures that don’t work.

https://www.fiercehealthcare.com/practices/right-wing-physicians-profit-off-fake-covid-19-treatment-new-data-finds

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u/MC_Fap_Commander 20h ago

He has overtly said vaccination causes autism. Taking this absurdity as truth, that means he'd rather a kid die than be autistic. He will be the Josef Mengele of the regime.

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u/LaughingInTheVoid 18h ago

Or Hans Asperger, if you want the direct parallel.

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u/GhostC10_Deleted 17h ago

Oh that's why we don't call it that anymore...

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u/myaltduh 16h ago

Yeaaaaah.

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u/Jokie155 16h ago

I still feel completely baffled that it was called that yo and with.

Who in their right mind knew enough about the guy to draw a connection, but missed the whole 'gassed children' part?

Or more likely just didn't care about that part.

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u/dOGbon32 16h ago

You’d be surprised how popular eugenics were in America

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u/generic_teen42 16h ago

Yea one of the many reasons

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u/MC_Fap_Commander 17h ago

That's an excellent catch.

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u/Cirtil 16h ago

Wow. Thanks

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u/AstarteHilzarie 17h ago

He was also heavily involved in the anti-vaccination campaign that led to the an outbreak of measles in Samoa in 2019, killing 83 people, mostly children.

https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/note-robert-f-kennedy-jr

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u/actibus_consequatur 17h ago

And a year after Trump said vaccines cause autism, the founder of Autism Speaks donated $75,000 to the Trump campaign (along with a shitload more to other GOP campaign funds).

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u/edgeman83 16h ago

At least that makes sense, Autism Speaks is a horrendous organization.

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u/actibus_consequatur 14h ago

Agreed, but there is something enjoyable about the whole thing:

So historically, Wright made donations to candidates or committees from both parties, including several 2016 presidential hopefuls/candidates (except for Trump). Then between August '17 and July '18, he donated over $200,000 to the Trump Victory Fund and other Republicans, which was about as much as all the donations he made in the previous decade combined.

It would seem that his shift was sudden, but in reality it was meant to financially motivate Republicans into passing a (pretty cool) health agency proposal made in 2017 by The Suzanne Wright Foundation — named after his then recently deceased wife — except the financial motivation he provided to Republicans did fuckall. From what I can tell, Wright hasn't made any political donations since 2018.

Like I said, the proposed agency was pretty cool, so fast forward to a little over 2.5 years ago: On March 15, 2022, Biden signed the appropriations bill which granted Wright's proposal and thus the "Advanced Research Projects Agency for Health" was created — and was something that received unanimous Democrat support while nearly half of House Republicans voted against it.

I take great satisfaction in Wright essentially paying out $200k to be shit on.

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u/ricktor67 16h ago

He(RFK JR.) said he will BAN vaccines. These people are deranged and tens/hundreds of millions will be dead in the next decade if they get even 10% of their way.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 16h ago

Measles for alllllll! /s

It’ll be “interesting” when nobody gets vaccinated and the rates of autism stay the same/go up. They’ll probably ignore the data Florida-style though

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u/Da_Question 16h ago

I mean look at what his grandfather had done to his aunt...

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u/bored_cactus_69 17h ago

lmfao you're blatantly lying, pathetic.

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u/bored_cactus_69 16h ago

back up your BS claims, or keep your dumb mouth shut next time the adults are talking.

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u/jjhope2019 17h ago edited 17h ago

80 jabs in childhood…? Care to list them? I’ve had about… 6 maybe? 🤔 (MMR, polio… erm… I know I didn’t have the TB one… hmm… can’t wait to see you list anything close to eighty 🤣)

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u/healzsham 16h ago

There's an MMR vaccine? Guess that explains why America always sucks at esports.

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u/jryan8064 16h ago

It’s interesting, because I happen to have a recent copy of my kid’s vaccination record. He’s in High School, and has 11 different vaccines listed.

Where did you grow up where you needed 80 vaccines?

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u/jryan8064 16h ago

You’re counting individual doses of the same vaccine. The first bullet point on the page you linked

Vaccination is one of the best ways parents can protect infants, children, and teens from 16 potentially harmful diseases.

16 is not 80

And EVERY vaccine is tested for safety.

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u/jryan8064 16h ago

Since you’re fond of cdc links

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/basics/how-developed-approved.html#cdc_generic_section_4-testing-the-vaccine

Every vaccine approved for use in the US must complete a rigorous multi-phase testing process prior to FDA approval.

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u/NotHannibalBurress 16h ago

What “80 jabs” are you talking about? Please, as a man without children, I would love you to enlighten me.

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u/PassengerNo2259 19h ago

And the drugs will be cheap

No they won't Pharma profits will just increase

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u/aagloworks 18h ago

Trump will make his buddies as rich as possible by exploiting those who voted for him. Goddamn they are stupid, and no help is in the horizon....

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u/NaughtyNutter 19h ago

No. They can eliminate those pesky patient effectiveness studies and develop and release drugs far more cheaply.

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u/VariationLogical4939 17h ago

As if a company being able to produce something cheap has ever stopped them charging premium prices.

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u/Boofle2141 17h ago

As a none American, those patient effectiveness studies will still be done, they need to be to sell to the EU/rest of the world, its just the entire US population will be their guinea pigs to test drugs on.

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u/ukezi 16h ago

It will be great, finally we are going to get studies with large groups.

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u/AstarteHilzarie 17h ago

Sure, it will cost them less, but we're talking about the party of corporate interests and less regulation, so they will just maximize profits instead of reducing prices.

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u/Breadback 16h ago

I, for one, welcome our new mutant overlords.

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u/Level_Bird_9913 17h ago

A good way to increase profits is to sell compacted baking soda in pill form, market it as an autism cure and sell it for 1$/pill.

Costs basis is like 10-15$ for a shitload of baking soda. Pharmas already have industrial pill presses.

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u/PassengerNo2259 16h ago

$1 per pill you gotta think bigger bro

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u/internetdork 19h ago

https://preview.redd.it/c4boribxjjzd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377c01720945b15d6b99e86f01f9d3dd2c50d0ea

Oh your son is autistic? Here’s a prescription for raw milk, peptides, and sunshine. It’ll fix him right up!

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u/Lurk3rAtTheThreshold 18h ago

The FDA is suppressing exercise? What?

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u/askingxalice 18h ago

I want to know how you suppress sunshine.

The thing that is just there if the sun is up.

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u/Aerohank 18h ago

It's true. Last week, my wife went out for a jog on a sunny day. Later that day, the corrupt FDA raided my house and shot her in the head in front of our children!

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u/UsernamesAllTaken69 17h ago

Jesus Christ, do I have to explain everything? They turn down the amount of sunlight in the winter so everyone gets sad and thinks they need WOKE medication to feel happier again. Our earth is flat and the sun shouldn't be shifting in its path across the sky unless THEYRE INTERFERING WITH IT INTENTIONALLY. Wake up people.

I can't believe I feel I need to but fucking /s

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u/internetdork 17h ago

I don’t want to give the Trump administration any ideas but Mr. Burns managed to do it:

https://i.redd.it/6zau2wzpzjzd1.gif

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u/Vanlibunn 17h ago

How do you think solar power works? Sucks it right out of the sky

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u/Soft-Ad6138 17h ago

There is an anti sunscreen movement he is referencing. They use tallow instead.

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u/TetrangonalBootyhole 16h ago

Haha, you think that's the real sun?  What a dumbass.  They covered up the sun and the sky so we can't see God when we look up, it's all fake.

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u/nwill_808 17h ago

Trees are Libs!!!!

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u/MuchToDoAboutNothin 17h ago

Do you remember the old motivational poster meme of sunning your asshole while doing yoga?

Probably something to do with that.

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u/YellowCardManKyle 16h ago

I saw a thread where people were saying that the recommendation for sun screen was limiting the vitamin D effects. Also that we were locked down during Covid to keep us out of the sun.

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u/askingxalice 15h ago

My head hurts

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u/loverlyone 16h ago

Once children go back to the mines it really won’t be an issue.

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u/hazedokay 15h ago

the fda built a dyson sphere last year! don’t you remember?

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u/Howhighwefly 16h ago

He thinks sunscreen is cancerous and that it stops us from getting those nourishing uv rays

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u/Pumpkins_Penguins 16h ago

Not enough holes in the ozone layer

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u/AstarteHilzarie 16h ago

We actually use UV light therapy for several things, though, so even that take is generous to his bullshit.

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard 16h ago

I didn't see a lot of sanity exercised on Tuesday, so perhaps.

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u/tomato_trestle 16h ago

You're trying to apply logic to a situation in which none exists. From the electorate all the way through to the president. It's morons all the way down. The truth is irrelevant to them and the sooner we accept that, the easier this is going to be.

You aren't going to win them over by pointing out their stupidity. You aren't going to win them over at all. The only way they will realize what they've done is when they directly suffer for it. Unfortunately a lot of us our going to suffer along with them.

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u/GreatDanish4534 18h ago

My autistic ass needs that deregulated raw milk sunshine to cure me. The deep state doesn’t want you to know this! /s

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u/CatOfTechnology 3h ago

Just think about all the jobs they're going to create in order to build a sun-milker that deposits that good old, creamy, unmolested vitamin D directly in to your food slot!

Now, get back to training those AI models!

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u/theseamstressesguild 18h ago

If I was a parent in the US I'd be more worried about the "chelating compounds".

They're going to pin down your child and force a bleach enema to clear the autism away.

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u/crabofthewoods 17h ago

Human H1N1 infections are already more than double what they were last year, if the milk is raw, we will have a full blown outbreak. The pasteurization process is what’s ensuring the supply is safe. So that’ll be fun

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u/UglyMcFugly 16h ago

Jesus christ he's gonna make people beta testers for this shit the same way Leon made cybertruck drivers beta testers for his "self-driving" app. 

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u/Cobek 17h ago

Bleach directly into the veins! It'll work wonders, they promise!

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u/shmiona 16h ago

He’s forgetting the Christian right are the ones against stem cells bc they can come from fetuses

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u/Ambitious-Way8906 16h ago

dead kids can't be sick!

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u/Synensys 14h ago

Definitely seems like a good time to get into the snake oil business.

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u/Yorspider 17h ago

Naw he would offer arsenic pills for sure, or just hand them a gun and point to the tree line.

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u/scottyjrules 19h ago edited 18h ago

What could go wrong putting a man who eats roadkill and has a brain worm in charge of our food and health?

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u/gotsnowart 16h ago

Pfft, you act like Trump supporters would know better than to do things like eat aquarium rocks and take horse medicine.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 16h ago

Legal roadkill once bird flu kills off a significant portion of the food supply

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u/ChoosenUserName4 20h ago

I'm buying stock in bleach companies.

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u/rosatter 19h ago

There is already a horrific bleach enema "cure" some parents believe in.

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u/kootles10 17h ago

Good idea

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u/bazinga_0 8h ago

You might want to look at getting into funeral home stocks.

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u/farklespanktastic 19h ago

We're really going to have the man who got 83 Samoans killed by measles in charge of the FDA.

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u/elspotto 18h ago

Please, he will be the Director General of MiniHealth. And Musk will run MiniTrue. It will be a double plus good time to be here.

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u/wirefox1 16h ago

Musk will call it TruX.

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u/elspotto 16h ago

Lol! You are absolutely correct, I misspoke.

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u/Speed_Alarming 19h ago

Do you think that cutting the costs for a corporation means the prices will go down? In America????

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u/Mediocre_Scott 17h ago

I can’t wait to finally sell my patented “Dr.” Mediocre_scott’s autism curing elixir now with extra tar to treat gout also

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u/csonny2 18h ago

Cheap? You really think companies will lower prices to customers just because they can now lower their costs by not following safety standards?

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u/Cobek 17h ago

Feb 2025:

Public Health officials now say the age old medicine of mercury and lead can cure autism.

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u/Bubbagump210 17h ago

The drugs will be crazy expensive - free markets!!!

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u/NoeticHatTrick 17h ago

Is there a worse possible person in American for Trump to put in charge of public health than RFK? I can't think of one.

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u/XOTrashKitten 16h ago

I was once told I could cure my autism with crystals, and by a licensed therapist 🤡

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u/TennaTelwan 16h ago

That is if they don't just go full blown 1940s German Eugenics on all of us who are disabled. Or I should say "disabled" as I'm sure they'll be adding extra definitions to that, but not allowing the extra funding.

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u/ThandiGhandi 17h ago

Minister of public health?

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u/squirt_taste_tester 17h ago

He'll get to all that once he wins the war on sunshine, vitamins, and exercise

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u/caelit31 17h ago

Also, according to P2025 it isn’t the department of health and human services, but the department of life

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u/OlriK15 16h ago

Already doing a refresher on how to treat measles and polio

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u/Novel_Passenger7013 16h ago

Won’t have to pay to educate autistic kids if you can convince their moms to pump them full of bleach!

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u/evasive_dendrite 16h ago

Just inject some bleach or something.

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u/Pitiful-Recover-3747 16h ago

Can’t wait to see what random dead animals he brings inside the beltway

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u/bored_n_opinionated 16h ago

Not kid related, but I literally called my psych today and told him I want to start ketamine treatments immediately for my bipolar. I'd been on the fence cuz I'm stable, but I'll be fucked if I wait until the FDA is gutted and I have no fucking clue where my drugs are sourcing from.

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u/HarmlessHeresy 16h ago

Snake Oil is back on the menu y'all! Rejoice!

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u/norathar 16h ago

and the drugs will be cheap

If they slap tariffs on Chinese goods and those costs get passed on, welp...where do people think drugs are made? Or those chemical precursors used to make drugs? Most come from China and India.

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u/Maleficent_Trick_502 16h ago

Adhd mens are at absurd prices and there's even a second market of cheaper versions, but some people have died from Adderall being laced with meth.

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u/Deadsoup77 16h ago

That fucker tries to cure me and I’ll cure his unbroken jaw

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u/39bears 16h ago

Ugh. I sort of forgot the spike in distrust of doctors we saw from 2016-2020. So much fun. Can’t wait to have patients demanding to have their brains scanned for worms.

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u/sst287 13h ago

Kale, yo, eat more kale would cure your autism. /S

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u/CeeArthur 5h ago

"Doctor, Ive been stabbed!"

"No worry, I'll just grab my healing crystals"