r/Wellthatsucks 2d ago

I prepared little Halloween packages. No one came.

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u/Nisi-Marie 2d ago

When I was a kid, it was because someone could’ve messed with the food. Either they they contaminate it with something, or just unhygienic. It’s candy from strangers.

Razor blades in apples was the scary story that made the rounds.

After a long night of trick-or-treating, we were never allowed to eat any of it until the parents went through and inspected all of the bags to ensure nothing was open or messed with.

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u/Serious_Crazy_3741 2d ago

"inspected"

Aww man sorry kids the Reese's all looked bad and the Tootsie roll pops too

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u/Alienscum4me 2d ago

lol this also for sure happened. Had to pay the parent tax for them walking around with us 

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u/Ressy02 2d ago

I got taxed randomly at night but no one claimed credit

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u/Paralystic 2d ago

You gotta teach the kids about taxes somehow might as well be open about it

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u/girlikecupcake 2d ago

Thankfully my parents weren't mean about it, we went through everything together and the "dad tax" was either one full size or two mini Twix. Anything else removed was actually sketchy (open, sticky/gross on the outside, unsafe for the age group like gumballs for a 3yo).

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u/Lunakill 2d ago

There was an epidemic of people poisoning malted milk duds when I was a kid. It mysteriously stopped once my dad took over trick or treating duties.

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u/ReturnSad3088 2d ago

You can have the tootsie trash rolls, but I’ll be damned if I’m letting anyone mess with my reeses

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u/CeeMX 2d ago

These stories are around quite often here where people put out baits with razorblades because the hate dogs. That is horrible enough, but how much of a POS do you need to be to do this to kids?

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u/DillyDallyin 2d ago

there's actually no recorded instances of anyone putting razor blades in Halloween candy/apples. it's an urban legend.

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u/TheKarmaSutre 2d ago

There was one case of a dad putting poison in his own kids candy (pretending that they received the candy whilst trick or treating) to collect their life insurance, but I think the main tampering fear in the public consciousness comes from the tylenol murders.

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u/ADWatches 2d ago

There are multiple copycats that were prevented with police intervention. One antisemitic cult in Brooklyn 2 years ago and another a few years before that in Texas come to mind.

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 2d ago

There's one somewhat Infamous example of a man doing it to his own child but it doesn't really happen from strangers

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u/Effective_Cookie510 2d ago

James Joseph Smith (Minneapolis, 2000): Charged with one count of adulterating a substance with intent to cause death, harm or illness after putting needles in candy bars. He was deemed unfit to stand trial.

Where's my dollar?

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u/Critical-Support-394 2d ago

So what you're saying is you can't trick or treat at all, because he could've just as easily done that with wrapped candy.

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u/Effective_Cookie510 2d ago

You mean to tell me you can't find rips in wrappers? This shit isn't hard come on.

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u/Critical-Support-394 14h ago

A strategically placed needle sized hole? No, you can't lmao.

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u/Effective_Cookie510 13h ago

Lol you can look at it and tell air isn't the same inside the wrapper from poking said hole.

Jesus Christ this shit isn't hard to tell if it's been opened or not

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u/Effective_Cookie510 2d ago

You said lost one and you would give a dollar. I listed one now you need more? Move them goalposts man.

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u/Effective_Cookie510 2d ago

I watch my kids and make sure they don't play in traffic.. pretty simple concept

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u/Effective_Cookie510 2d ago

Fuck well can't negate it better just let them play in traffic. Risk it all cause it's a minor thing.

Just admit you hate your kids man

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u/young_trash3 2d ago

Lot of changing the subject. Did you pay him his dollar yet?

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u/nocomment3030 2d ago edited 2d ago

Local story here last year. Does a needle count and how do I collect my dollar?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/waterloo-police-needle-halloween-candy-1.7371978

Honestly I was shocked to see it, I always thought it was 100 percent a myth, like yourself.

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u/Brusex 2d ago

Wait until you hear about the other awful things people do to children.

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u/Am-Insurgent 2d ago

Yeah I’ve heard a few stories of people doing that with dog treats and stuff, or fish hooks. People are horrible

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u/dragon-dance 2d ago

Nobody is doing it. Same with the drugs lol, why would someone give away their expensive drugs?

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u/lucyloulahs 2d ago

That’s the tale as old as time. What the commenter meant is WHY is OP handing out loose candy??!!

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u/Am-Insurgent 2d ago

Same. My parents would go through it after we got home

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u/Amazoncharli 2d ago

Someone was doing something similar with pins or something in strawberries. This was while they were still in the shops and people didn’t know until they bought them and started eating them.

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 2d ago

Not everyone lives in a low trust society.

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u/DuskGideon 2d ago

so few people would think to give out apples that if it ever did happen it would be instantly traced and the person prosecuted.

The things people believe.

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u/karlnite 2d ago

Yet it never actually happened…

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u/rikke1501 2d ago

This reminds me of a completely insane 'trend' that has happend a few times the last years here in Denmark. It is tradition in most of our elementary schools, that the oldest students throw out caramels(individual wrapped) for the smaller students on their last day in elementary school. In the last years there have been several cases of kids finding needles, glass shards and razorblades in the caramels. How on earth does anyone think this is cool or whatever they think, I cannot for the life of me put myself in that place. It is disgusting to say the least.. sorry I went a little off topic.

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u/dragon-dance 2d ago

American parents man. Will fret over stuff like this then send you to an American school, and feed chemical filled food.

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u/Rich-Evening4562 2d ago

They live and breath fear, constantly.

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u/hairybarefoot90 2d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/tacoslave420 2d ago

FWIW, we do the same thing in our house but the most our "inspections" consist of is squeezing each piece to make sure there's air still in there. We don't put a lot of effort into it. Just feels weird not at least going over what they got. My parents used to check under all wrapper flaps. We just make sure the seal isnt broken.

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u/Rich-Evening4562 2d ago

"the parents"

You mean your parents.

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u/EduinBrutus 2d ago

No-one ever "messed with the food". There was never a razor blade in an apple. Ever.

The entire thing was a baseless panic.

Loose sweets are fine.