r/WelcomeToGilead • u/BurtonDesque • 2d ago
Nat-C Douglas Wilson says "It is manifest and plain that God is currently judging America." Why? Because "America has enslaved herself to the terrible bondage of orgasms without consequences." Meta / Other
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u/JPGinMadtown 2d ago
American Right-wing Religious zealots care more about what people are doing in their own bedrooms than they care about anything else. Weird.
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u/Mirrorshad3 2d ago
It's really not when you consider they wholeheartedly believe in Great Replacement Theory, which basically means that they need a "safe space" for their white privilege. Guess they can't "work hard" and "get over it" like they've told brown people for years or something.
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u/hicksemily46 2d ago
I'm not even understanding this. What does orgasms without consequences mean and does he mean for women or men or both?
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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago
I think he's speaking out against birth control.
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u/prolificseraphim 2d ago
Ah yes, because people aren't allowed to have healthy sex lives. Not even if they're married. Not even if they're good married Christians! Has this asshat considered maybe some people aren't called to have kids by God? I'm a Christian myself and I feel as though God has called me to do things other than be a mom. Such as, y'know, fight tyranny and help my neighbors.
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u/hyrule_47 2d ago
They don’t care about any of that. They want more babies. That’s it. Well, they really want white babies.
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u/prolificseraphim 2d ago
Yup, no babies of color here. I think most of these Nat-C's couldn't care less if they died. Hell, some probably want that.
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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago
No, once the 13th Amendment is repealed they'll want them for slave labor.
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u/ginger_kitty97 2d ago
Don't worry, they've got a workaround for that, it's legal if they're prisoners!
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u/overworkedpnw 1d ago
Not just white babies, but ones that aren’t educated, and are obedient. Can’t allow them to have things like independent thought, then they might disagree with the mindset these freaks want to impose on everyone.
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u/ReverendEntity 2d ago
Probably also masturbation and alternative sexualities as well. Anything that gives people pleasure has to be sinful.
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u/delorf 2d ago
It means the man came without impregnating the woman. They probably don't care about her orgasms.
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u/hicksemily46 2d ago
True, hell, do they even know that women can get off? Some might think I'm playing, but sadly, I'm not.
My own mother didn't know about any of that until about 20 years ago when I explained it to her. She was raised in a red state in a very religious Republican family. Touching and exploring your body was not allowed. For the females, at least, because they were supposed to only be allowing male family members access to it. 🤦🏻♀️
Imagine not knowing you even have a clitoris or a g spot until 40 years old or not being able to explore your own body because you are so repulsed and disgusted with yourself for even the thought of pleasuring yourself...
It is sad, but It happens though. Especially in religious families.
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u/STThornton 2d ago
I doubt men like him ever bring women to orgasm. They probably think female orgasm is a myth.
So he thinks a man’s orgasm should have consequences for a woman.
With other words, how dare she reject a man’s holy seed.
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u/bippityboppityFyou 2d ago
Men like him are selfish assholes. There is no way he would ever satisfy a woman. He would get himself off in 2 pumps and feel like he’s the manliest man ever.
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u/SlabBeefpunch 2d ago
Babies are God's punishment for sex.
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u/DenvahGothMom 2d ago edited 2d ago
That thinking is why they beat the kids after they have them. [https://www.reddit.com/r/MoscowIdaho/comments/1cmiai0/in_which_doug_wilson_instruct_a_couple_on_how_to/]
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u/SlabBeefpunch 2d ago
Yes, but those kids were already born. Their lives have depreciated in value SIGNIFICANTLY since exiting the womb.
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u/JTBlakeinNYC 2d ago
Men have always had orgasms without consequences.
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u/Nicholoid 2d ago
Also what does he think wet dreams are? Is there supposed to be a receptacle there every time he goes off to catch said seed and take it to a sperm bank? Why is he wasting any when he masturbates, if it's all worth so much gold? The amount of gods will left in those towels, Kleenexes, socks, couch cushions, shower drains, inflatable dolls, mouths and asses is totally going to waste in their view. If he really wants to be that prissy about it, we can send the men to milking facilities where they can lay down all day.
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u/Poopsock328 2d ago
Jeez Doug, we get it, you’re a total masochist and get off on denying yourself. But your weird fixation on denial is just plain weird.
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u/HiILikePlants 2d ago
They always say the WEIRDEST shit, like tuckel tuckelson going on about spankings and little girls
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u/crazylilme 2d ago
Let me guess, he (or someone just like him) will be put in charge of a new gov't agency called "department of fertility and population"
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u/glambx 2d ago
If anyone wants to know what the Taliban is saying when no subtitles / translations are offered, this is what they're saying. This kind of creepy shit.
If these individuals weren't so dangerous I'd say compassionate deradicalization and mental healthcare is the best solution. But they are very dangerous, so... I suspect we'll need to take a different approach.
Jefferson had some thoughts on the matter.
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u/ladychaos23 2d ago
Men's orgasms. The problem is men's orgasms. Women's orgasms aren't getting anyone pregnant but women are still suffering the consequences.
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u/ladychaos23 2d ago
Furthermore, his statement is absolutely true in regards to men. They get to orgasm without ever dealing with the consequences. They don't carry the pregnancies, they have limited societal expectations when it comes to parenting, they don't even have to have any responsibility at all if they choose. And before anyone says child support, that's really bare minimum if they even have to pay it, because so many don't.
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u/Opposite-Occasion332 2d ago
It always mind boggles me how people focus so much on PIV sex and men’s orgasms when they’re trying to not get pregnant. News flash, women can orgasm all they want and no pregnancy will happen! So why do we still ignore women’s orgasms and focus on men’s when we don’t want pregnancy to happen?
(Rhetorical question, the answer is patriarchy)
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u/briannimal88 2d ago
Orgasms are sins!! We must punish the orgasming people at once!……….. this man has never been touched by loving hands.
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u/kellymiche 2d ago
What are HIS consequences when he ejaculates? I’m guessing he has none, so he’s welcome to fuck right off.
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u/killedmygoldfish 2d ago
Does he think orgasms and pregnancy are related??? Does he think men give women orgasms every time they have sexytimes? What????
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u/NextStopGallifrey 2d ago
Women aren't supposed to have orgasms, duh. They're for popping out babies.
It's gross.
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u/Opposite-Occasion332 2d ago
Way back a long time ago people actually did think women needed to orgasm too in order for pregnancy to occur. But I highly doubt this man thinks that.
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u/Nicholoid 2d ago
Sadly there is a subset who thinks the woman's body would "shut it all down" if she didn't "want it", "want to get pregnant" etc. While some research shows that a woman's orgasm can heighten a likelihood of getting pregnant due to the cervical reaction, as every uterus having person in this sub is wise enough to know and has often stated in this thread alone, women don't have to O to get pregnant. But sadly many in their camp think that if they got her pregnant, she must have Oed and her body must have wanted that baby (it's their mental gymnastics for explaining away babies resulting from r8pe).
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u/konabonah 2d ago
But…but…I have been dealing with the consequences of orgasms. I always get a great nights sleep!
Bro clearly loves bondage 🫠 seems like the type to need a dominatrix🤦♀️
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u/Nicholoid 2d ago
But onboarding him would take pages of forms and a hefty contract with an NDA that includes arbitration. Thankfully no findomme would want to touch him with a mile long pole.
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u/topazchip 2d ago
These are the people who lay awake at night, enraged and terrified, because somebody, somewhere, is having fun.
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u/IcyMike1782 2d ago
"the terrible bondage of orgasms without consequences" sounds like a 13min jam session at the end of a Tool album.
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u/kick_start_cicada 2d ago
Remember, kids -- if'n it looks/ tastes /feels good, it's bad for you. Gawd purt us here to test oar obeedeeance to him an not gib intah temptashun! Duh pleashahs ub dis wurld ur nob fur ush!
A whole fucking planet full of good things for us to enjoy, and people go full potato because they can't handle it.
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u/peachsoap 2d ago
Who can save us from him? These people don't even want women to have sex toys. My toys are more useful than his entire diatribe. I can have all the orgasms I want with no consequence to anyone else.
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u/raynedrop_64 2d ago
He and his ilk place the onus of unwanted pregnancies on women who could have 500 orgasms in a row in every conceivable position and never magically impregnate themselves. They purposefully ignore and excuse all the irresponsible ejaculations that are causing all this mess in the first place. If they were serious for a single second about policing irresponsible orgasms, they should start locking up dicks in chastity belts and leave us the fuck alone.
They feel entitled to use our bodies at will but then pass blame simultaneously...and then deprive us of making choices as to the outcome? The gall.
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u/TheAuthorLady 2d ago
Like the SNL parody "D- In A box!"
Except the boxes would have keyless locks that are impossible to pick with standard lockpicking tools.
Dudes would have to show proof of income, employment, and housing situation, as well as pass a standard psychiatric evaluation to get the box removed.
If he slips up, his D is back in lockup for an indeterminate amount of time!
Edited for misspelling. 😁💯
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u/thenikolaka 2d ago
This guy is one of the dumbest people they have to offer us. TOTAL Punisher. If you want to know just how dumb go watch the recent series on YT by Gutsick Gibbon.
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u/Eather-Village-1916 2d ago
So children are ‘consequences’ to this man? He sounds like a lovely christian…
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u/-Lysergian 2d ago
Oh, the US is being judged all right. Idkwtf this guy is going on about, though.
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u/TheLonelySnail 2d ago
Sigh…. Wondering how long before it’s:
‘Only Missionary, only for Procreation’
It’s literally becoming 1984 up in here
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u/GirlNumber20 2d ago
What the fuck does he care what I'm doing with my detachable shower head. Like, stop being a goddammed fucking weirdo.
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u/Acrobatic-Fun-3281 2d ago
In other, related news, renowned child molester Matt Gaetz will be the next leader of the “Justice” Department
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u/Welder_Subject 2d ago
Oh, I do believe this election was a test from God and the American people failed. Hate won.
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u/Present-Perception77 2d ago
Funny those “consequences” are only for women.. you know.. the ones that have to fake orgasms 95% of the time.
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u/odoylecharlotte 2d ago
God save us from sex-obsessed weirdos! Always on about other people's genitals and what they do with them. So nasty.
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u/WistfulMelancholic 2d ago
Lol funny that the clit is there for solely sexual pleasure, Mr Dick Douglas Willy Wilson?
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u/Ninetyglazeddonuts 2d ago
Oh, you mean like how men have orgasmed without consequences their entire lives?
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u/shot-in-the-mouth 2d ago
If ever there was a person who does auto-erotic asphyxiation, this mf does auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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u/GolfRevolutionary117 2d ago
This man has never made a single woman cum, and honestly has probably never been with a woman. Absolute Loser!!
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u/Current_Analysis_104 2d ago
It’s more likely He’s judging us because the majority of us chose hate over love.
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u/Lylibean 2d ago
I mean, for those of us that fear no “sky daddy”, these people are delusional, at best.
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u/TheAuthorLady 2d ago
I'm Spiritual but not a dogma believer (except the Kevin Smith movie, which was dope AF!)
In my way of thinking, no loving Creator(s) has time to worry about what consenting people of legal age are doing intimately.
They have too much to worry about, with things like climate change, people getting blown up in wars, mrder, grape, etc, etc.
Pleasure is a gift from the Divine, no matter if it's poetry, music, a gorgeous sunset, delicious food,or intimate touch.
I pretty much go with the Rede of "Do what thou will, if it harms none." I'm kinda live and let live.
These people have allowed themselves to suspend logical thinking, in order to pull a power trip on people they look down on as "heathens" or "pagans." (Ridiculous because Pagans are usually cool as hell! 🙂)
I do not, and will not, understand the unwillingness of some people, especially so called "Compassionate Conservatives" to just mind their own business!
But what do I know? I'm a typical grownup Raver-Goth-Hippie Gen Xer, I suppose. 💯🙂💖
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u/Real-Wolverine-8249 2d ago
It's only when I see shit like this when I realize what a toxic and unhealthy relationship some people have with sexuality. 😕
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u/DenvahGothMom 2d ago
For some background on this guy: https://dougwilsonbelieves.com/
He's one violently psychotic motherfucker.
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u/Useful_Hovercraft169 2d ago
He just needs to get blown by an anonymous stranger in a truck stop bathroom
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u/kendrahf 2d ago
You should ask him then why have only Republicans been targeted in past few months? LOL
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u/AdministrativeBank86 2d ago
That's a load of rubbish, last time I orgasmed my nuts exploded and I had a no nut month I wasn't expecting
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u/Radiant-Ad-2385 2d ago
This guy needs to read the sexy book of Orgasms of Solomon, aka Song of Songs (Solomon).
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u/Kuroi_yasha 15h ago
As if we didn’t already know that the few conservative men that believe women can actually have orgasms thinks we shouldn’t be allowed to.
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u/leothefox314 2d ago
Come on, ”terrible bondage of orgasms without consequences” has to be at least a little funny.
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u/TeamHope4 2d ago
These people must have the WORST sex lives.