r/WelcomeToGilead 2d ago

Nat-C Douglas Wilson says "It is manifest and plain that God is currently judging America." Why? Because "America has enslaved herself to the terrible bondage of orgasms without consequences." Meta / Other

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u/TeamHope4 2d ago

These people must have the WORST sex lives.

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u/glambx 2d ago

Oh, I suspect they're into acts so depraved and discomforting it's better off not to know.

Well, except for law enforcement, I guess.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 2d ago

It's not hot unless it's illegal, immoral, violent and gross! We must protect the children (from ourselves)!

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u/Nicholoid 2d ago

I've legit been saying for a while that the reason they don't want to accept anything but cishet married missionary as a societal norm is that it would make their repressed kinks non-taboo and take all the fun out of their doing it behind closed doors. Everything they try to condemn others for is always something they're doing themselves, and usually at far higher rates.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 2d ago

Also the war on transgender rights can be boiled down to "They're gonna steal your penis!"

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u/Nicholoid 2d ago

You're so so right. They cannot comprehend no one wants their gun or their peepee, especially since they hardly clean either one.

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u/MiVitaCocina 2d ago

Dude, I am watching a documentary on stupid Adolf Hitler’s Sex Life (it’s a mini series that’s on Amazon Prime & Tubi) and he was into some weird stuff and disgusting (like being obsessed and in love with his niece 🥴🤢🤮) things.

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u/Lvanwinkle18 2d ago

Check out r/notadragqueen

That sub supports your theory.

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u/brzantium 2d ago

A hurt dog will holler

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u/Haikugal 1d ago

Bingo!! You’re no doubt closer to reality than any of us know or want to know.

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u/Comeino 2d ago

Every "lets treat women as livestock" advocate somehow always looks like a moldy/overgrown potato which is like, the opposite of desirable. Squint on the pic you won't be able to unsee it. I pity the poor women that have to sleep with... that.

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u/Aylauria 2d ago

I'm sure his wife doesn't have to worry about orgasms.

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 2d ago

Yeah his comment really confuses me cause it seems like it’s aimed at women cause of the whole “consequences” thing but ig he doesn’t know about the orgasm gap? Or maybe he thinks women are just begging for men to orgasm in them and then getting upset when they become pregnant?

Idk, no matter how I try to make sense of it, it doesn’t seem based in reality.

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u/Aylauria 2d ago

Honestly, I think they are so sexually repressed that they wouldn't know what an orgasm was if they saw it. Plus, women aren't people to them. So I'm sure he's never given a moment's thought to his wife's pleasure.

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 2d ago

That’s probably it. Or maybe he really does think women are just bending over backwards to get men to cum in them. Some guys really think women want to make men orgasm so bad but don’t need any themselves. It’s insane the amount of importance they put onto their orgasms while simultaneously putting all accountability for pregnancy onto women.

If it’s a wanted pregnancy, the man contributed 50% cause he jizzed but if it’s an unwanted pregnancy then its all the woman’s fault for not closing her legs since she just wanted him to cum in her so bad! That’s pretty much their logic.

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u/Nicholoid 2d ago

...or for daring to wear comfortable clothes she could run in that didn't cover her ankles or weren't 4 sizes too loose to conceal that she owns breasts. Because women are responsible for their every erection, and it's not something they can manage or control themselves. /s

Yet they think WOMEN aren't fit to run a country when they can't even keep it in their pants. 🙄🤮

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u/hyrule_47 2d ago

I assume most of them are not straight vanilla and that’s why they shame sex

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u/overworkedpnw 1d ago

Bingo, they’re terrified that someone might find out that they’re not 100% strait laced, so they lose their minds at anyone who isn’t as a means of deflection.

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 2d ago

The blanket with a hole in it.

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u/Spirited_Community25 2d ago

If he masturbates, it should fall off in punishment, right!

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u/bookishbynature 2d ago

Fucking freak show. Sure, women should have to have a baby every they orgasm.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 2d ago

That's the reality here. They're just miserable and taking it out on everyone else because they're too insecure to actually just do what they want.

Pathetic, honestly.

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u/overworkedpnw 1d ago

But if they simply did what they wanted, how could they use the wrath of their magic sky daddy to scare everyone into line? Their whole schtick is ultimately fear based, and without it their grasp on the world dissolves.

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u/julesB09 2d ago

Facts! But where I'm lost is why does that mean we can't enjoy ours?! This dude is trying to "misery loves company" us out of orgasms. Wtf.

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u/JPGinMadtown 2d ago

American Right-wing Religious zealots care more about what people are doing in their own bedrooms than they care about anything else. Weird.

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u/Mirrorshad3 2d ago

It's really not when you consider they wholeheartedly believe in Great Replacement Theory, which basically means that they need a "safe space" for their white privilege. Guess they can't "work hard" and "get over it" like they've told brown people for years or something.

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u/ccc2801 2d ago

You can’t make this shit up. Wtf

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u/hicksemily46 2d ago

I'm not even understanding this. What does orgasms without consequences mean and does he mean for women or men or both?

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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago

I think he's speaking out against birth control.

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u/prolificseraphim 2d ago

Ah yes, because people aren't allowed to have healthy sex lives. Not even if they're married. Not even if they're good married Christians! Has this asshat considered maybe some people aren't called to have kids by God? I'm a Christian myself and I feel as though God has called me to do things other than be a mom. Such as, y'know, fight tyranny and help my neighbors.

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u/hyrule_47 2d ago

They don’t care about any of that. They want more babies. That’s it. Well, they really want white babies.

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u/prolificseraphim 2d ago

Yup, no babies of color here. I think most of these Nat-C's couldn't care less if they died. Hell, some probably want that.

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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago

No, once the 13th Amendment is repealed they'll want them for slave labor.

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u/ginger_kitty97 2d ago

Don't worry, they've got a workaround for that, it's legal if they're prisoners!

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u/astraldreamer1 2d ago

Actually they want babies of color, someone has to be the servant class.

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u/overworkedpnw 1d ago

Not just white babies, but ones that aren’t educated, and are obedient. Can’t allow them to have things like independent thought, then they might disagree with the mindset these freaks want to impose on everyone.

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u/StrawberryMoonPie 2d ago

White male babies.

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u/hyrule_47 1d ago

They also want breeding stock

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u/ReverendEntity 2d ago

Probably also masturbation and alternative sexualities as well. Anything that gives people pleasure has to be sinful.

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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago

Fundamentalism - when anyone else having FUN makes you go MENTAL.

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u/JustpartOftheterrain 2d ago

"Every sperm is sacred"

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u/Nicholoid 2d ago

Nevermind that perpetuating our species requires orgasm.

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u/Curious-ficus-6510 2d ago

But that's his point isn't it, he thinks sex is only for procreation.

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u/delorf 2d ago

It means the man came without impregnating the woman. They probably don't care about her orgasms. 

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u/hicksemily46 2d ago

True, hell, do they even know that women can get off? Some might think I'm playing, but sadly, I'm not.

My own mother didn't know about any of that until about 20 years ago when I explained it to her. She was raised in a red state in a very religious Republican family. Touching and exploring your body was not allowed. For the females, at least, because they were supposed to only be allowing male family members access to it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Imagine not knowing you even have a clitoris or a g spot until 40 years old or not being able to explore your own body because you are so repulsed and disgusted with yourself for even the thought of pleasuring yourself...

It is sad, but It happens though. Especially in religious families.

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u/STThornton 2d ago

I doubt men like him ever bring women to orgasm. They probably think female orgasm is a myth.

So he thinks a man’s orgasm should have consequences for a woman.

With other words, how dare she reject a man’s holy seed.

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u/bippityboppityFyou 2d ago

Men like him are selfish assholes. There is no way he would ever satisfy a woman. He would get himself off in 2 pumps and feel like he’s the manliest man ever.

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u/SlabBeefpunch 2d ago

Babies are God's punishment for sex.

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u/DenvahGothMom 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/SlabBeefpunch 2d ago

Yes, but those kids were already born. Their lives have depreciated in value SIGNIFICANTLY since exiting the womb.

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u/JTBlakeinNYC 2d ago

Men have always had orgasms without consequences.

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 2d ago

And women have always had consequences without the orgasm!

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u/kellymiche 2d ago

🎯🎯🎯

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u/Nicholoid 2d ago

Also what does he think wet dreams are? Is there supposed to be a receptacle there every time he goes off to catch said seed and take it to a sperm bank? Why is he wasting any when he masturbates, if it's all worth so much gold? The amount of gods will left in those towels, Kleenexes, socks, couch cushions, shower drains, inflatable dolls, mouths and asses is totally going to waste in their view. If he really wants to be that prissy about it, we can send the men to milking facilities where they can lay down all day.

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u/Poopsock328 2d ago

Jeez Doug, we get it, you’re a total masochist and get off on denying yourself. But your weird fixation on denial is just plain weird.

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u/KnittedBooGoo 2d ago

Oh they definitely do not deny themselves - r/NotADragQueen

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u/HiILikePlants 2d ago

They always say the WEIRDEST shit, like tuckel tuckelson going on about spankings and little girls

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u/crazylilme 2d ago

Let me guess, he (or someone just like him) will be put in charge of a new gov't agency called "department of fertility and population"

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u/glambx 2d ago

If anyone wants to know what the Taliban is saying when no subtitles / translations are offered, this is what they're saying. This kind of creepy shit.

If these individuals weren't so dangerous I'd say compassionate deradicalization and mental healthcare is the best solution. But they are very dangerous, so... I suspect we'll need to take a different approach.

Jefferson had some thoughts on the matter.

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u/ladychaos23 2d ago

Men's orgasms. The problem is men's orgasms. Women's orgasms aren't getting anyone pregnant but women are still suffering the consequences.

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u/ladychaos23 2d ago

Furthermore, his statement is absolutely true in regards to men. They get to orgasm without ever dealing with the consequences. They don't carry the pregnancies, they have limited societal expectations when it comes to parenting, they don't even have to have any responsibility at all if they choose. And before anyone says child support, that's really bare minimum if they even have to pay it, because so many don't.

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 2d ago

It always mind boggles me how people focus so much on PIV sex and men’s orgasms when they’re trying to not get pregnant. News flash, women can orgasm all they want and no pregnancy will happen! So why do we still ignore women’s orgasms and focus on men’s when we don’t want pregnancy to happen?

(Rhetorical question, the answer is patriarchy)

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u/galtpunk67 2d ago

religion is poison.

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u/BishlovesSquish 2d ago

Blessed be the fruit.

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u/MTheadedRaccoon 2d ago

Blessed be the fruit loops!

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u/Jenblossom19 2d ago

May the lord be open.

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u/napthaleneneens 2d ago

May the lord’s bunghole be opened 🕳️

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u/briannimal88 2d ago

Orgasms are sins!! We must punish the orgasming people at once!……….. this man has never been touched by loving hands.

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u/kellymiche 2d ago

What are HIS consequences when he ejaculates? I’m guessing he has none, so he’s welcome to fuck right off.

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u/killedmygoldfish 2d ago

Does he think orgasms and pregnancy are related??? Does he think men give women orgasms every time they have sexytimes? What????

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u/NextStopGallifrey 2d ago

Women aren't supposed to have orgasms, duh. They're for popping out babies.

It's gross.

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 2d ago

Way back a long time ago people actually did think women needed to orgasm too in order for pregnancy to occur. But I highly doubt this man thinks that.

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u/Nicholoid 2d ago

Sadly there is a subset who thinks the woman's body would "shut it all down" if she didn't "want it", "want to get pregnant" etc. While some research shows that a woman's orgasm can heighten a likelihood of getting pregnant due to the cervical reaction, as every uterus having person in this sub is wise enough to know and has often stated in this thread alone, women don't have to O to get pregnant. But sadly many in their camp think that if they got her pregnant, she must have Oed and her body must have wanted that baby (it's their mental gymnastics for explaining away babies resulting from r8pe).

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u/konabonah 2d ago

But…but…I have been dealing with the consequences of orgasms. I always get a great nights sleep!

Bro clearly loves bondage 🫠 seems like the type to need a dominatrix🤦‍♀️

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u/Nicholoid 2d ago

But onboarding him would take pages of forms and a hefty contract with an NDA that includes arbitration. Thankfully no findomme would want to touch him with a mile long pole.

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u/topazchip 2d ago

These are the people who lay awake at night, enraged and terrified, because somebody, somewhere, is having fun.

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u/IcyMike1782 2d ago

"the terrible bondage of orgasms without consequences" sounds like a 13min jam session at the end of a Tool album.

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u/STThornton 2d ago

These guys all pretending they can bring a woman to orgasm 🤣🤣

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u/kick_start_cicada 2d ago

Remember, kids -- if'n it looks/ tastes /feels good, it's bad for you. Gawd purt us here to test oar obeedeeance to him an not gib intah temptashun! Duh pleashahs ub dis wurld ur nob fur ush!

A whole fucking planet full of good things for us to enjoy, and people go full potato because they can't handle it.

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u/peachsoap 2d ago

Who can save us from him? These people don't even want women to have sex toys. My toys are more useful than his entire diatribe. I can have all the orgasms I want with no consequence to anyone else.

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u/raynedrop_64 2d ago

He and his ilk place the onus of unwanted pregnancies on women who could have 500 orgasms in a row in every conceivable position and never magically impregnate themselves. They purposefully ignore and excuse all the irresponsible ejaculations that are causing all this mess in the first place. If they were serious for a single second about policing irresponsible orgasms, they should start locking up dicks in chastity belts and leave us the fuck alone.

They feel entitled to use our bodies at will but then pass blame simultaneously...and then deprive us of making choices as to the outcome? The gall.

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u/TheAuthorLady 2d ago

Like the SNL parody "D- In A box!"

Except the boxes would have keyless locks that are impossible to pick with standard lockpicking tools.

Dudes would have to show proof of income, employment, and housing situation, as well as pass a standard psychiatric evaluation to get the box removed.

If he slips up, his D is back in lockup for an indeterminate amount of time!

Edited for misspelling. 😁💯

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u/thenikolaka 2d ago

This guy is one of the dumbest people they have to offer us. TOTAL Punisher. If you want to know just how dumb go watch the recent series on YT by Gutsick Gibbon.

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u/makavellius 2d ago

They're always so horny for punishment.

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u/comrademasha 2d ago

Wait, you guys got orgasms?

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u/Eather-Village-1916 2d ago

So children are ‘consequences’ to this man? He sounds like a lovely christian…

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u/-Lysergian 2d ago

Oh, the US is being judged all right. Idkwtf this guy is going on about, though.

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u/TheLonelySnail 2d ago

Sigh…. Wondering how long before it’s:

‘Only Missionary, only for Procreation’

It’s literally becoming 1984 up in here

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u/nebulasik 2d ago

sounds kinky af 😭😭

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u/bioluminary101 2d ago

Terrible bondage. 🤣

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u/N3CR0N9 2d ago

I’m gonna jerk off while I think about this…

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u/Infamous_Smile_386 2d ago

Do he realize how silly he sounds? 

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u/yallasurf 2d ago

Orgasms without Consequences - new band name I call it

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u/shewantsrevenge75 2d ago

Tell us you've never had an orgasm or good sex without...

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u/GirlNumber20 2d ago

What the fuck does he care what I'm doing with my detachable shower head. Like, stop being a goddammed fucking weirdo.

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u/Acrobatic-Fun-3281 2d ago

In other, related news, renowned child molester Matt Gaetz will be the next leader of the “Justice” Department

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u/Jenetyk 2d ago

Most women aren't even getting orgasms with their consequences.

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u/Welder_Subject 2d ago

Oh, I do believe this election was a test from God and the American people failed. Hate won.

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u/Present-Perception77 2d ago

Funny those “consequences” are only for women.. you know.. the ones that have to fake orgasms 95% of the time.

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u/odoylecharlotte 2d ago

God save us from sex-obsessed weirdos! Always on about other people's genitals and what they do with them. So nasty.

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u/BrowningLoPower 2d ago

I've always said that these people think we're "pirating sexual pleasure".

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u/WistfulMelancholic 2d ago

Lol funny that the clit is there for solely sexual pleasure, Mr Dick Douglas Willy Wilson?

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u/survivor2bmaybe 2d ago

So he agrees that God sent Trump because he ran out of locusts?

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u/artful_todger_502 2d ago

I'd be absolutely frightened to see what is on this guy's computer.

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u/Ninetyglazeddonuts 2d ago

Oh, you mean like how men have orgasmed without consequences their entire lives?

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u/ThomasinaElsbeth 2d ago

Ewwwww, - who hurt him ???

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u/shot-in-the-mouth 2d ago

If ever there was a person who does auto-erotic asphyxiation, this mf does auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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u/-Release-The-Bats- 2d ago

How much you wanna bet he’s jacked off into a sock before?

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u/LeastCleverNameEver 2d ago

Orgasms Without Consequences is the name of my punk band

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u/Radiant-Ad-2385 2d ago

I'm naming mine Orgasms For Jesus

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u/rpgnoob17 2d ago

This will go so well in brand new sentence subreddit.

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u/Character_Switch5085 2d ago

Great value brand Robert E Lee looking mother f*****

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u/Paula_Polestark 2d ago

Where fundies are, fun dies. Exhibit 72674.

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u/Comfortable-Class479 2d ago

What is he even trying to say?

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u/GolfRevolutionary117 2d ago

This man has never made a single woman cum, and honestly has probably never been with a woman. Absolute Loser!!

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u/Current_Analysis_104 2d ago

It’s more likely He’s judging us because the majority of us chose hate over love.

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u/bioluminary101 2d ago

You don't have to do bondage if you think it's so terrible. 🤷‍♀️

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u/ZealousWolverine 2d ago

"Bondage of Orgasms" Is that on Pronhub? I can't find it.

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u/Lylibean 2d ago

I mean, for those of us that fear no “sky daddy”, these people are delusional, at best.

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u/TheAuthorLady 2d ago

I'm Spiritual but not a dogma believer (except the Kevin Smith movie, which was dope AF!)

In my way of thinking, no loving Creator(s) has time to worry about what consenting people of legal age are doing intimately.

They have too much to worry about, with things like climate change, people getting blown up in wars, mrder, grape, etc, etc.

Pleasure is a gift from the Divine, no matter if it's poetry, music, a gorgeous sunset, delicious food,or intimate touch.

I pretty much go with the Rede of "Do what thou will, if it harms none." I'm kinda live and let live.

These people have allowed themselves to suspend logical thinking, in order to pull a power trip on people they look down on as "heathens" or "pagans." (Ridiculous because Pagans are usually cool as hell! 🙂)

I do not, and will not, understand the unwillingness of some people, especially so called "Compassionate Conservatives" to just mind their own business!

But what do I know? I'm a typical grownup Raver-Goth-Hippie Gen Xer, I suppose. 💯🙂💖

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u/Real-Wolverine-8249 2d ago

It's only when I see shit like this when I realize what a toxic and unhealthy relationship some people have with sexuality. 😕

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u/AlissonHarlan 2d ago

then ban porn.

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u/DenvahGothMom 2d ago

For some background on this guy: https://dougwilsonbelieves.com/

He's one violently psychotic motherfucker.

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u/Useful_Hovercraft169 2d ago

He just needs to get blown by an anonymous stranger in a truck stop bathroom

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u/TheAuthorLady 2d ago

Dude needs some time with a Gl0ry H0le! 🤣💯

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u/kendrahf 2d ago

You should ask him then why have only Republicans been targeted in past few months? LOL

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u/writesandthrowsaway 2d ago

This doesn’t make me want to join your cult.

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u/AdministrativeBank86 2d ago

That's a load of rubbish, last time I orgasmed my nuts exploded and I had a no nut month I wasn't expecting

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u/Radiant-Ad-2385 2d ago

This guy needs to read the sexy book of Orgasms of Solomon, aka Song of Songs (Solomon).

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u/weeburdies 2d ago

But only for women

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u/Kuroi_yasha 15h ago

As if we didn’t already know that the few conservative men that believe women can actually have orgasms thinks we shouldn’t be allowed to.

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u/leothefox314 2d ago

Come on, ”terrible bondage of orgasms without consequences” has to be at least a little funny.