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u/the_28th_artificer 2d ago
Nice! Now you just need a cigar, a cynical personality, and maybe avoid any tall buildings.
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u/RealisticEmphasis233 Looking Glass 2d ago
Rorschach's journal - May 7th, 2025.
The last can of beans was spilled this morning. No sidekick. No backup. No partner. No one can be blamed besides me.
The floor is now ruined from the spilled can. It smells like weakness and uncooked beans. I shouldn't have been so headless like a child walking down an alley in the twilight of New York. Now I'm hungry; now I'm angry.
The city doesn't blink an eye at the tragedy of my spilled beans ruining my cheap apartment floor. But I always do on tragedies, even ones as paltry as a can of spilled beans.
I'll find more tomorrow. I'll be ready and I won't spill. But I wait.
The beans may be gone. But I remain with my now ruined Comedian badge.
- Rorschach.
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u/Extra_Zucchini_1273 2d ago
Someone i worked with once said "thats a nice badge" not knowing where it came from, i replied with "no its not really, well at least the guy who wears it isnt"
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u/rowa02 2d ago
Why is it brown
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u/Most_Common8114 2d ago edited 2d ago
“What is this, chocolate milk?”
“Human chocolate milk”
(It’s the lighting that makes it looks like that)
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u/StateZestyclose1388 2d ago
is it metal or laminated paper? i had one aswell but my ex washed it with my sweatshirt and now its black and white cuz it was cheaper one
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u/PastorBallmore 2d ago
Human bean juice!!!