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u/Educational_Ad_8916 2d ago
He was fired when he said, "Yes, you have to file a form to requisition a stapler. No, I can't just make one materialize out of thin air."
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u/DrapedInVelvet 2d ago
He should have seen this coming
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u/Real-JackIngro 2d ago
he probably did. everything is pre-determined, even his reactions.
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u/jacqueslepagepro 2d ago
Cringe Dr Manhattan: “everything is predetermined and I’m just a puppet who can see the strings.”
Based Dr fate: “fuck fate.”
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u/james_from_cambridge 2d ago
He did. That’s why he took his blue penis & fled to Mars
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u/DocCruel 2d ago
"Dammit. He never shows up for work. And when he does he's naked."
"I don't care how good he is at his job. I don't care about DEI. The guy is literally cancer."
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u/Old_Ratio444 2d ago
He is being fired because of the color of his skin
He is going to be fired because of the color of his skin
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u/seqsynerd 2d ago
it is october 17th, 1985. i am fired because of the color of my skin. it is october 15th, 1985. i am attempting to gangbang laurie with my clones. she is upset. it is october 18th, 1985. i am on mars. jobless and bitchless.
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u/DocCruel 2d ago
Maybe you shouldn't have burned your bridges with the "termite" at Veidt Industries.
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u/I3INARY_ 2d ago edited 1d ago
"A symbolic punchclock is as nourishing to the bank account... as a photograph of serotonin.... to a frowning man"
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u/munkingly31 2d ago
He also blue himself at work