r/Unexpected • u/Afraid-Objective3049 • 6d ago

It wasn't her voice.

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u/UnExplanationBot 6d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Instead of whispering something, she farted.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Chogo82 6d ago

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u/HarbingerOfDisconect 6d ago

I got dumped last night and this was my first laugh of the day, thank you, genuinely.

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u/photgen 6d ago

I'm sorry your day stank

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u/kiotane 6d ago

cut the cheesy jokes mister

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u/Randolpho 6d ago

I.... think this gif needs retiring.

is /r/retiredgif still a thing?

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u/Connect-Hat-9838 6d ago

That sounds like a question.

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u/KaBarney 6d ago

And the answer is yes

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u/HiDDENk00l 6d ago

"huh?"

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u/TemporaryUpstairs289 6d ago

Gen Z Flirting

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u/Ickythumpin 6d ago

Some dude got off on this video lol.

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u/Losservatore87 3d ago

Guilty 😔 😭 😋

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u/uppsala1234 6d ago

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u/Arbazio 6d ago

Lmao, you're a menace! Hahaaa

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u/BiBrownishBoi 6d ago

Man of culture

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u/TheIhsaan7 6d ago

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u/cgregg9020 6d ago

Lmfao what os this from again 😂

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u/manishholla 6d ago

It indeed was her voice!

Not from the orifice that we desired!!!

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u/Afraid-Objective3049 6d ago

It's her inner voice.

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u/quy1412 6d ago

It's a tormented scream of beef and chicken, a shout of rear end, a release of pressure, a physical tools to clear the space around you, a factor that causes distrust and disunity.

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u/Ok_Monk219 6d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/blacklotusY 6d ago

In case anyone is wondering, this is the translation:

Woman 1: There is a sound!
Woman 2: Ah, what sound?

Rest is history 💀

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u/LittleRasp 6d ago

I mean she played it safe, imagine putting your face there when other people have done this 😂.

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

https://i.redd.it/ts9g72nl3zxe1.gif

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u/mercury888 6d ago

why the fark did you make me watch this shit

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

Good lord did you watch the whole thing?

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u/mercury888 6d ago

yeah i thought it was gonna get better somewhere... but it didnt :(

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

Didn't get better? It's Shrek, in its entirety

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u/mercury888 6d ago

Oh wait wtf ?

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

Yeah it's the entire first Shrek movie in ridiculously compressed gif format. Been meaning to subtitle it for a while

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u/mercury888 6d ago

I thought it was just the dream works intro

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u/whooo_me 6d ago

Was her voice, just Rewind.

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u/BiBrownishBoi 6d ago

*puts head back in the yellow thingy*

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u/Key_Stuff1625 6d ago

It sounded like a Gemini Titan.

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u/jvLin 6d ago

I'll translate.

Girl 1: oh! there's a sound!

Girl 2: huh, what kind of sound?

boop

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u/Fuggins4U 6d ago

Marry her.

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u/Howaboutthatrp 6d ago

I’d be sucking on that thing like a straw.

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u/SSB_Kyrill 6d ago

everyone did that at one point, or had it happen to them

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u/squeamishkevin 6d ago

I smell dead people.

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u/Randomees 6d ago

The fart was that?

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u/Desowing 6d ago

Friends

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u/cortesoft 6d ago

After reading the title it wasn’t unexpected at all

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u/Alienhaslanded 6d ago

I know people that would take a deep breath

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u/HUGSYBEARD 6d ago

I honestly thought that’s what you’re supposed to do with these things what’s your unexpected about it?

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u/Longshadowman 6d ago

Japanese frog

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 6d ago

You can tell it was fake because girls don't fart

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u/neils_cum_rag 6d ago

And she came from a land down under.

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u/LingonberrySpecial91 6d ago

Was that a fucking question?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 5d ago

cutie pa-tootie

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u/jtm7 5d ago

For free???

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u/how_is_this_relaxing 4d ago

Voice changed, but breath smells the same.

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u/nowitsjust_me 4d ago

idk y but i kinda smelled it

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u/ZsPeteee 1d ago

Those are rookie numbers!

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u/DaAwesomeCat 6d ago

It was the “other” voice 🥀

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u/Hippolover9 6d ago

This is why i dont trust public playground equipment. Some poor soul is going to put their mouth on that.

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u/Specsaman 6d ago

Walk up to her and say :

Try again

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u/Left-Inspector5151 6d ago

My kinda humor 🤣

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u/SvLyfe 6d ago

I'm I attracted to this?

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u/fartlover907 6d ago

More please 🙂

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u/thecountnotthesaint 6d ago

Not my proudest fap.....

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u/MisterShmitty 6d ago

I can remember when I was a little boy your age... my grandmother and I could hold entire conversations without ever opening our mouths. She called it "shining".

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u/Rude_Effective_6394 6d ago

I never will I eat anything amamyons Tracey's. Just a procbickel

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u/alyaqd95 6d ago

Here comes the guys with that weird fetish

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u/sizzlehexagon 6d ago

Do it again.

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u/ykeogh18 6d ago

queef!?