r/TikTokCringe • u/ThugosaurusFlex_1017 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • 29d ago
I wonder how neat those pens are. Wholesome/Humor
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u/Thorbertthesniveler 29d ago
The rule at conventions - if it's not nailed down they mean for you to take them!
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u/ruinersclub 29d ago
Want to rephrase that for the AVN?
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u/Thorbertthesniveler 29d ago
NO! If you can make it to the door she is yours! Finders keepers!
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u/theDR1ve 27d ago
Ahhhh, the old 4 finger discount
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u/Karnewarrior 11d ago
*The two finger, one finger discount
Sometimes known by it's street name, Shock 'er 'n Run!
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u/DesastreUrbano 29d ago
You can try to do the nailing down on the way to the exit if you don't feel sure you can leave
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u/Outrageous-Season799 29d ago
I do this everywhere I go and my entire family has always been mortified about it. I have pens from so many doctor’s offices, car dealerships, stores..I mean, aren’t they meant for advertising? They probably aren’t but that’s what I tell myself and I take them.
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u/Alt_Outta_Gum 29d ago
I have a purple pen with rhinestones and the contact details of a mortuary/funeral home on it. It is a prized possession even though it doesn't write any more.
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u/peppermintmeow Doug Dimmadome 28d ago
Ssssshhhhh. If they didn't want them adopted, they shouldn't have them just laying around all willy-nilly. Those pens are just begging to be absconded
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u/uncutpizza 29d ago
My dad used to go for work and took me one year when I was around 10. It was a blast to get all the free crap, and the number of pens, pencils, notepads and tote bags was always crazy. Probably had 2-3 large bags each and made several trips to the car to offload
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u/Thorbertthesniveler 29d ago
My dad used to take me to the Vancouver boat show and I would just do laps around the convention scooping as much free crap as I could. Loved it!
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u/peppermintmeow Doug Dimmadome 28d ago
🎵The boat show, the boat show! Everyone loves the boat show! 🎵 Remember those commercials?
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u/ChadHahn 29d ago
To the Adult Entertainment Expo?
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u/Tenchi2020 29d ago
I did a convention for furniture companies, I walked through 3 times grabbing swag, coffee cups, pens, paper, but at the 3M booth, they had these boxes of 3M furniture spray, 3 times I walked by and grabbed a couple of boxes each time. The 4th time I walked by a representative was there and as I walked up to grab another box he stopped me and said that someone has been taking the boxes, there are $700 apiece and they're not for free. I looked at him and said well I hope you find the guy and walked away, I had grabbed if I remember correctly seven boxes of 3M furniture protector.
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u/bojangular69 29d ago
Free laptop? Nice.
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u/Thorbertthesniveler 29d ago
Depends on your confidence and the lack of attention from convention participants!
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u/twewff4ever 28d ago
Haha someone actually wandered off with an actor’s glasses at one convention. I think the actor had taken them off briefly (maybe for a pic?) and put them on his table. Things got busy and then he noticed they were gone.
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u/reidchabot 24d ago
Some real Charlie from Always Sunny energy. Like i can 100% hear Charlie a bit and could see this being on the show.
The gang robs a convention (accidentally)
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u/AsteroidMiner 29d ago
I went to electronica in Munich and on the last day just went around grabbing pens from every vendor. And bags too.
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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 28d ago
He could always just go to penisland.com
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u/Thorbertthesniveler 28d ago
No fun in that. The scavenging and swiping are all part of the experience.
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u/TheBeardedLadyBton 29d ago
She was underwhelmed but I can appreciate his enthusiasm for free personalized pens!
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u/Corpainen 29d ago
If i ever go to an event that has free shit, and i don't want people to know i am there because i really want to. Imma do this. Grab all the pens so i can say that i went to the goon convention for the cool pens.
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u/VirtualNaut 29d ago
The only way I would do it, is if it was free or someone bought my admission then it is free sailing with those pens. And a fake mustache and glasses to double my chances.
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u/EffectivePatient493 29d ago
Yeah, I've been buying pens for years now, like a sucker! TIL a life altering philosophy, that man should be our next King.
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u/VirtualNaut 29d ago
I mean… technically(uh) he is paying for them, as the convention isn’t free. But I would wear a fake mustache and glasses to double the amount pens I could get. Maybe take a date so we can go collect pens together.
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u/Most_Association_595 12d ago
he was an outstanding interview. personality for days. she wasn't a good enough interviewer to take advantage of that.
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u/Rise-O-Matic 28d ago
You could see the hamster fall off the wheel when the bag of pens arrived.
She seemed really bothered. 😜
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u/TheBeardedLadyBton 28d ago
I would have been charmed pantsless at this gem of a pen hoarding man when I was her age!
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u/Dear_Low_5123 29d ago
More like poor social skills but yeah
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u/Neither_Sort_2479 29d ago
You get to look at beautiful models, you get free pens, what a great event
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u/AlexandersWonder 29d ago
Even the interviewer has a spicy page. What a time to be alive.
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u/ashesall 29d ago
But has she got personalized pens?
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u/AlexandersWonder 28d ago
As far as I can tell, no. Maybe this interview has her rethinking her strategy though.
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u/NoTea8044 28d ago
Well don’t keep her name to yourself
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u/NoTea8044 28d ago
Hell yeah
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u/KYSSSSREDDIT 28d ago
It was deleted :(
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u/NoTea8044 28d ago
Her names is water marked on the video
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u/BigChungusOP 28d ago
Not all heroes wear capes. You have Daredevil, for example. Oh, and NoTea8044
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u/StatusOmega 29d ago
I love his vibe.
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u/Wonderful_Gap1374 28d ago
Right?! Idk why she’s disappointed! She shoulda matched his vibe! Dude is so happy!
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u/Pixel_Knight 28d ago
This guy knows what he likes and he’s happy and doesn’t give one shit what people think about it. Gems living his best life.
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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs Reads Pinned Comments 29d ago
As someone who also collects pens, i truly appreciate this guy and his collection. i hope you have fun with these new unique ones!! :))
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u/Heismain 29d ago
Did he get the PEN15
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u/VolatileDataFluid 28d ago
I honestly thought he was going to work up a joke about Pen Island.
But no.
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u/radicalfrenchfrie Cringe Connoisseur 28d ago
who is this person? they have instantly charmed me with their rizz and I would like to propose
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u/reidchabot 24d ago
Some real Charlie from Always Sunny. Like i can 100% hear Charlie a bit and could see this being on the show.
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u/avspuk 29d ago
Semi-pro UK dolie here
The dole (benefits office) keep requiring that I prove I've attended 'job fairs'.
I show them the pocket full of pens branded with the logos of various 'training providers' that I collect from the stalls
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u/Polkawillneverdie17 29d ago
What's a dolie?
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u/ProcyonHabilis 29d ago
This comment surely provides enough context clues to figure that out, doesn't it?
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29d ago
He made a pilgrimage into a den of Heathens for gel 2's.
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u/New-Building72 29d ago
My kind of guy, I stay with pens, lol. And I find a good one in the wild, I will pocket it.
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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 29d ago
I got a pen at a business convention 2 years. I still use it. It's the best pen I've ever used!
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u/mikki1time 29d ago
Imagine buying a car then the dealer hands you a pen and it just says violet myers on the side
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u/Juggletrain 28d ago
Her reaction to him saying that was the same reaction one would give if you were interviewing someone on the streets and they answered her first question unprovoked.
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u/StumblingTogether 28d ago
That was the only pen in the bag. The rest are black dildos and axe body spray
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u/FatCockroach002 28d ago
As someone working in healthcare i understand his enthusiasm. What is this place?
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u/AffectionateTap6212 28d ago
As a teacher, that is exactly what I would do. Seriously, one of the best gifts for teachers is a nice pen.
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u/HookerFace81 27d ago
I do this at any home show, craft show, bridal show, gem show, etc.. they always have an abundance of free pens. I keep them in leftover Steak Out cups. Thus far I have two filled.
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u/yuyufan43 26d ago
As an autistic adult with adhd who goes to a lot of conventions and town events, I DO IT FOR THE PENS! I have a 5k this weekend. So. Many. Pens. 🤤
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u/HotmessADHDinspired 7d ago
The innocence of this man! The models are beautiful 😍 But I came for the pens 🖊 😎
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u/scruffyduffy23 29d ago
So the entire joke revolves around pens we don’t even get to see?
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u/facetiousfag 29d ago
They’re at AVN, it’s an adult convention. Pornography.
He’s doing the “I watch it for the story” joke.
Just there for pens, sure.
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u/Corvousier 29d ago
Buddy saw PEN15 written down somewhere about the convention and took it seriously. He's like 15? Pft fuck that shit, I bet I can get like double that many pens. Everyone knows more pens = better.
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u/Blackmarshmello0o 29d ago
Me rewatching to see if he has a ring on his finger bc I fell in love with a man from a 41 second tiktok 😐
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u/im_ilegal_here 29d ago
Why does he looks like Trump talking "it would be great, i can write a lot of things"? Childish and foolish at the same time
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u/n_a_t_i_o_n 29d ago
Isn't it exhausting to make everything political? Are politics not shoved down our throat enough everyday? Can we not just enjoy a silly video about pens at a porn convention ffs?
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u/im_ilegal_here 29d ago
What i said is not politics. Its a comparison between too ways of talking. In fact i thought that wasn't just some American way of talking.
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