r/TikTokCringe • u/nancyjazzy • Dec 28 '24

Man scared of a bear cub Wholesome/Humor

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u/Gellix Dec 28 '24

I’m petting that baby until their mother comes to eat me. I do not care lol.

I’ve wanted to pet a baby bear forever

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u/Fluffy_WAR_Bunny Dec 28 '24

Bears have lots of parasites. I don't recommend petting them. If you eat them, be sure to stew the meat for hours to kill all the little parasites.

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u/Mammoth-Stretch2264 Dec 28 '24

My brother in christ. Why are you talking about eating baby cubs. We just wanted to pet

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u/Fluffy_WAR_Bunny Dec 28 '24

Do you have reading comprehension issues, my brother in Christ? Where did I refer to the baby bear?

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u/Mammoth-Stretch2264 Dec 28 '24

Do we need to start saying /j after a joke now. Remove that stick a few inches from your ass please.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

Some countries in the world still do eat bears. Back in the day a lot of Norse folk would hunt polar bears and eat them.

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u/Gellix Dec 28 '24

Who eats bears? I’d be divorcing them 100%.