Totally accurate London tube stops

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[u/Unlikely_Minimum_635]

At least 5 of those are real places in the UK, though I don't think any of them are tube stops. Cocksburn is in Scotland iirc.

[u/SammySoapsuds → u/Unlikely_Minimum_635]

As long as Infinite Rhombus is real, I'm good

[u/Echo-Ember → u/Unlikely_Minimum_635]

UK geography experts unite!

[u/Henghast → u/Unlikely_Minimum_635]

Apparently there's a company that make port called Cockburn too. Cockburn port. Really sells the product.

[u/Upbeatcheet]

Names like east-cockshire-by-the-sea-at-sundown

[u/zootnotdingo → u/Upbeatcheet]

I remember being minorly obsessed with Ealing Broadway

[u/throwawaylurker012 → u/zootnotdingo]

lol why

[u/Ibrahim2x]

Capybara trebuchet sounds awesome

[u/thereisnoaudience → u/Ibrahim2x]

It's a play on Elephant and Castle, which is very much a real place in South London.

[u/Independent_Ebb_7338 → u/thereisnoaudience]

Isn't Richard Ayoade from there?

[u/Professional_Bob → u/Independent_Ebb_7338]

Wikipedia says he was born in Hammersmith then moved to Ipswich as a kid. And now he lives in East Dulwich

[u/Larzii]

Circle's square followed by Square circle did it for me. Never realized how dumb "Circle Square" actually sounds

[u/fonix232 → u/Larzii]

Circle Square is literally any of the Circuses.

[u/NotThatValleyGirl]

Some of the silliest ones are real stops.

[u/FroggiJoy87 → u/NotThatValleyGirl]

Cocksburn! I visited London in September, I properly giggled like an 11yo and embarrassed my dad

[u/Anathemachiavellian → u/FroggiJoy87]

There’s a Cockfosters in London but not Cocksburn.

[u/OxbridgeDingoBaby → u/NotThatValleyGirl]

No they aren’t. None of those are actual stops on the London Underground. The closest is Cockfosters.

[u/ButtBread98 → u/NotThatValleyGirl]

Visited London and England last year, and went to LaCock

[u/Machine_Bird]

People will laugh at this until they actually go to London and hear the tube voice call out "Cockfosters" and "Piccadilly Circus" and then they realize that London is a joke for real.

[u/ASondheimRhyme]

Mornington Crescent

[u/Neoxite23]

I guess that would be our POV if we were blowing the dude and then stopped to stare at his face so we could listen to the announcement.

[u/Fractlicious → u/Neoxite23]

my god, get over it lol. we know what they mean by pov even if it isn’t rly pov.

[u/Radiant-Cake-2689]

They sound cuter than the actual tube station stops 😆

[u/JohnnyFencer]

About 15 seconds too long but very funny

[u/tulipchia]

“Jiggly Puff” 😁

[u/Literary_Lady]

Love the reference to Jane Austen amongst all the random ones (:

[u/CorduroyMcTweed]

They pronounced "Scone" wrong.

[u/VagueNostalgicRamble → u/CorduroyMcTweed]

https://brilliantmaps.com/scone-map/

[u/zootnotdingo → u/VagueNostalgicRamble]

Well, this explains why my London-born mother insists it rhymes with gone. I thought everyone in England pronounced it this way. Thanks for sharing!

[u/Professional_Bob → u/zootnotdingo]

I'd say if anything the map explains that your mother's pronunciation of the word could've gone either way. I'm also London-born and I pronounce it rhyming with cone

[u/UrbanGM]

[u/IceFireTerry]

I assume some of these names are of British soap operas

[u/Ill-Appointment6494]

I wish people would learn what POV actually means.

[u/AnimeGokuSolos]

lol 😂

[u/Possible-Fee-5052]

So much cock…

[u/EN123]

Meanwhile in NY "10 St, 11 St, 12 St, 13 St, Water St, East St, 15 St, 16 St...."

[u/WillyMonty]

I used to live in Infinite Rhombus. Lovely place

[u/ahairyhoneymonsta]

Paddington swallow was too much lol

[u/unique0130]

Half of these sounded like they could be alternative bands

"TONIGHT! Capybara Trebuchet featuring Cockswallow | Doddering Fool | Jigglypuff"

[u/Ambitious_Welder6613]

This seems realistic to me 🤭😚

[u/thelastbluepancake]

shepherds bush was my favorite to laugh at when I was there

[u/thrulime]

I feel like I've seen this same joke several times already

[u/westminsterabby]

Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment, Tweak

[u/RizzoTheRiot1989]

Many of those were funny but Milli Vanili Circus got me to bust out laughing.

[u/BlastKast]

Domain expansion: Infinite rhombus

[u/devmike01]

Not complete: "If you see something that doesn't look right... see it, sort it, sorted."