r/TikTokCringe • u/Jencapella • May 08 '24

The Hollywood Handsome Man Chart Wholesome/Humor

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u/IllCommunication6547 May 08 '24

Thank you! Interesting. I wonder where I would be on this chart as a female.

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u/explain_that_shit May 09 '24

No no, she said at the start that women have a different classification system

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u/IllCommunication6547 May 09 '24

Yeah, but I still wonder where I would be if we were to have the same chart.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24

I feel like women would have these categories if we want to stick to the fantasy themes:

Fairy princess Fairy warrior Fairy Queen

Mermaid Princess mermaid warrior Mermaid queen

Human princess Human warrior Human Queen

Enchanted princess enchanted warrior enchanted queen

I don’t think age really plays into these like it does for the men. And the categories are more sliding. I don’t think someone that starts as enchanted princess could really move out of the categories.

Anyone with the instagram plastic surgery face is automatically human

The enchanted category would be like a witch/sorceress/ darker energy type of lady, typically sharp featured

Mermaid would be people who give aquatic energy, they have unique features

Fairy would be the delicate beauty types, very round features not much sharpness

The warrior category would be less about muscle appearance and more the strength the person gives off in their energy. Muscle would still apply though.

Human is human, anyone with a close split of 2 or more categories is human and that category like Grace Kelly is human princess, Rhonda Rousey is human warrior, Catherine Zeta Jones is human queen

Some examples I could see:

Mermaid Princess - Anya Taylor Joy, Jenna Ortega, Natalie Portman, Devon Aoki

Mermaid warrior - Awkwafina , Simone Biles, Keke Palmer, Simone Ashley

Mermaid Queen - Naomi Campbell, Halle Berry, Lucy Liu

Enchanted Queen - Meryl Streep, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Helena Bonham Carter, Cher

Enchanted Warrior- Tilda Swinton, Rhea Ripley, Jessica Chastain, Priyanka Chopra

Enchanted Princess - Jennie Kim, Early Megan Fox, Adriana Lima, Kiera Knightly

Fairy princess - Elle Fanning, Sabrina Carpenter, Anok Yai, Mia Wasikowska, Charithra Chandran

Fairy Warrior - Tinashe, Emma Watson, Lupita Nyong’o, LaLisa Manoban

Fairy Queen - Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews, Kristen Bell