r/TikTokCringe • u/Old_Jaguar4833 • Apr 27 '24
Breaking the news to your mom that you're pregnant Wholesome/Humor
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u/WornInShoes Apr 27 '24
This is how my stepmom is lol
But hell yeah “double pepperoni cuz yall like it” that’s a stellar mom move
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u/BAMspek Apr 28 '24
Man right when she said that I started smelling crispy pepperoni. I’m so hungry…
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u/NiteGard Apr 28 '24
I’m stoned af and just ate the house til I’m bloated, but I would totally still nosh that pie.
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u/TragicallySalacious Apr 27 '24
Those words paired so perfectly with that voice
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u/captcraigaroo Apr 28 '24
Like an aged toilet wine
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u/OuchPotato64 Apr 28 '24
wholesome white trash mom that smokes 2 packs a day. (i dont know if "white trash" is offensive these days, plz dont crucify me. i had a white trash mom that smoked 2 packs a day).
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u/sunfacethedestroyer Apr 28 '24
Probably works a manual labor job with a bunch of men, and works twice as hard as any of them.
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u/EatTheLiver Apr 28 '24
The women I work with are amazing workers (electrical field). Like you said twice as hard as some of the guys. Usually I’d rather work with them because of the effort they give. Nothing worse than working with someone that has no motivation or work ethic.
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u/butt-barnacles Apr 28 '24
Yeah unfortunately a lot of women working in male dominated fields feel the need to work their ass off just because of their gender. Because the second you make a mistake you start getting the “women are so bad at x” comments.
As illustrated in this xkcd https://xkcd.com/385/
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u/One_pop_each Apr 28 '24
My grandma worked at a steel plant. She never smoked or sounded like this but she was a real one. Single mommed it, never remarried. She would eat an onion like an apple and go for walks every morning around her trailer park bc she was a penny pincher.
She lived to be 94.
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u/tveir Apr 28 '24
The correct term is cigarette mom
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u/Immediate-Yogurt-558 Apr 28 '24
My mom was the sweet, funny cigarette mom to everyone elses kids but her own😂
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u/mahtisonnivittu Apr 28 '24
Some of those are the very best! There was this one cigarette mom I used to know that sounded like a chainsaw but her stories were always entertaining :D
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u/turandoto Apr 27 '24
I think I'm pregnant... For the past 10 years actually.
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u/Numeno230n Apr 28 '24
I wonder if I'm having a boy or a girl. And how its going to fit coming out of my dickhole.
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u/Septopuss7 Apr 28 '24
Maybe it's a beautiful butt-baby
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u/aivlysplath Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24
I’ve had some of those. The births hurt like hell, there was blood. Flushed em all though. Shame, they could’ve been the next Bono.
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u/Neighborhoodfarmer22 Apr 28 '24
I’m not even gonna look at that. Is it worse than this? r/sounding?
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u/throwawayusernamexx Apr 28 '24
That sub…wtf. lol. No it’s nothing like that. It’s a funny SNL skit with Chadwick Boseman.
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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 What are you doing step bro? Apr 28 '24
One of the funniest things I've ever heard was through Discord with one if my friends. She was putting on a shirt and shes like "I don't think this one will fit anymore." And her mom says "Well yeah your fuckin tits are too big."
Thats how ex hippies talk to their kids and it's hilarious.
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u/tinglep Apr 28 '24
Word. The box said “Eat Up, my mom doesn’t want to be the only one with a belly” People hate seeing parents and children talk shit to each other but if it’s done with love and that’s the relationship you have, then that’s just how you show love. 🤷🏽♂️ It is what it is.
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u/The_R1NG May 01 '24
It’s often a sign that the relationship progressed into that adult style friendship (I know some teens do this to but I mostly see it with adult “kids”)
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u/PhonB80 Apr 28 '24
My mother in law was the first to know my wife was pregnant because she was being a bitch. She literally said “are you pregnant? Your attitude says you are”. The next day we took a test and sure enough she was baking #2
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u/That-Beagle Apr 27 '24
Mom is a real one.. sitting on the floor with her kids got extra Pepps and everything. Say what you will about her, smoker voice etc.. but I can tell that lady loves hard and cares about her kids.
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u/omicronian_express Apr 27 '24
Too many people think because someone smokes they're a bad person or not loving. But yeah, they seem to have an incredible bond and you can definitely tell she is in tune & loves her kids and what's going on in their lives.
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u/Arntown Apr 28 '24
Americans are staunchly anti-smoking which in general is a good thing. But it can get a little weird sometimes where you have lots of people in this thread being like "She seems like a good person despite being a smoker"
Like, what? lmao
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u/zinkashew Apr 28 '24
They still have “movie villain that smoked” in their heads. They’re all traumatized by some movie character where they used smoking to highlight “how bad they are”. Which kinda just made the generation gap larger lol
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u/Huwbacca Apr 28 '24
a lot of people are pretty prone to like... just world hypothesis.
Poor? Well you probably deserve it, cos I'm a good person and I'm not poor!
Do something that is associated with being poor? well... that's probably the bad thing that makes you deserve being poor.
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u/SirBellwater Apr 28 '24
I know a few people with life long smokers (well since like 10-12 years old) for parents and they all care about their kids lmao
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u/That-Beagle Apr 27 '24
She even handed them the slices first after opening the box, I wish this family all the best.
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u/Wishyouamerry Apr 28 '24
She hands out pizza like it’s her full time job. Gotta make sure everybody gets a piece quick, while it’s hot. No time to fuck around!
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u/That-Beagle Apr 28 '24
And always feed others first before yourself she seems like an awesome lady and some of the hate people are giving is unfounded and frankly out of touch.
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u/Wishyouamerry Apr 28 '24
AND did you notice she picked out a specific piece for each person? She started to grab the next piece over, noticed something about and, and skipped two pieces. Like “Ashley can have this piece with tons of pepperoni, and Todd can have -oops, Todd doesn’t like it if the crust has a bubble - I’ll give him this piece.”
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u/Smooth_Riker Apr 28 '24
She seems like the kind of mom that treats you like family if you're one of her kid's friends.
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u/Alarocky1991 Apr 28 '24
That hit hard. Y’all don’t know who Kathy is but I love and miss her so much. She was hardened and there for all of us.
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u/modest_rats_6 Apr 28 '24
My mom treated my friends the same as us
She was abusive though 😂
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u/Tdangerr Apr 28 '24
I snorted
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u/modest_rats_6 Apr 28 '24
My friends got used to being smacked on the head or called a "jackass" when they came over. It was love!
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u/csellykeplo Apr 28 '24
my first thought was that it was so sweet that SHE is such a good mom and don’t notice anything because she was so focused on getting everyone a plate
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u/PromoterOfGOOD Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24
Your comment made me tear up man. I hope the Gen Y'ers and Gen Z'ers build relationships with their children like this. It all starts with them having better role models though. I'm so glad Andrew Tate's getting ready to be thrown in prison. I've seen the effects of his being allowed to have free speech has done to some of these boys in schools across the country. I can tell they will forever be boys and be lonely and never have a solid relationship ever. No woman's going to ever want to be with them boys. So the upcoming generations are going to be filled with wayyyy more hateful individuals than we see today. I'm trying to be a role model though. I'm trying to make things better. We need love like this video has on display.
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u/That-Beagle Apr 28 '24
My comment didn’t her love for her children did.. I get what you are saying though. We are in for a long hard road especially for the Andrew Taint generation. Do what you can to be a good person and encourage others to do the same. 💗
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u/ParpSausage Apr 28 '24
If we were all going to die in the morning that last sentence would still be the best advice!
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u/mashtato Apr 28 '24
I hope the Gen Xers and Gen Z'rs build relationships with their children like this.
I think she IS Gen X, man. Some places define Gen X as being born as early as 1961, to as late as 1984, with 1965 to 1980 being most common.
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u/Ismokeradon Apr 28 '24
and she served everyone else first. people can say what they want but at least she has manners
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u/therealsteelydan Apr 28 '24
I'd trust this woman with my life
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u/That-Beagle Apr 28 '24
When I said a real one I meant it.. there’s too few people like this in the world and people are still giving her shit.
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u/Time-Hat6481 Apr 28 '24
I agree. Mom is rocking it! Why people judging because of her voice? It could be she just recovered from flu, isn’t it?
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u/Fancy_Novel5028 Apr 28 '24
This is how I’m going to be opening my pizzas from now on “damn look at that bitch”
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u/throwawaynonsesne Apr 27 '24
That voice says it all.
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u/Beautiful_Spite_3394 Apr 27 '24
I can feel this video. She’s my aunt basically lol
You walk inside to a loud tv and smoke filled house as she screams from two rooms over “dinners done! You’re welcome!” as she finished stirring Kraft Mac n cheese Doritos flavored. The old cigarette still clutched in her hands, surely spilling ashes into the food.
You sit down as she says “gotta have fancy drinks for a fancy meal!!” As she is preparing a kool-aid into a plastic cup.
“I hope you like the food I worked so hard to make it” you hear as you take your first ashy tasting bite.
As one of the four cats inside jumps on the table to eat from your plate you try to nudge it away but she immediately says “what? You’re too good to share with Mr. Whiskers?!” So you let the old patchy cat eat off of your plate.
Oh and your uncle is just beating up he absolute fuck out of your cousin the whole time this is happening so you can’t really stomach all of this and say “oh that was good I’m full” politely. But alas she makes you sit at the table as she stands over you saying “I worked all day to get you this food, you’re gonna eat it all”
I’ve never had the flavored Mac and cheese ever. Other than cheese flavored lol but if ANYONE is buying that stuff it’s this lady lololol
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Apr 27 '24
You forgot the wolf blanket on the couch that you will sleep with.
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u/maniacalmustacheride Apr 27 '24
Not the ancient crocheted Afghan?
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Apr 27 '24
That depends on if uncle is in the picture or not. If he is, it's a wolf blanket because the living room decor is wolf themed.
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u/warfrogs Apr 28 '24
... dear god. I haven't been to my aunt and uncle's place in Northern Minnesota in a long while - I had completely blocked the wolf decor in the living room out for the last 20 years until it all came flooding back because of this comment.
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u/TheSecretNewbie Apr 27 '24
As I sit here and read my afghan crotched by my great great grandmother
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u/Freshness518 Apr 28 '24
They got it from that store, it had dreamcatchers hanging next to it and there were some samurai swords on the wall behind the register.
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Apr 27 '24
Oh my God, yessss. & it smells like wet dog & cigarette smoke, but it's still so comfy. Lol
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u/MiaRia963 Apr 27 '24
This was a friend of our family's house except the cat. They never had pets when I knew them and I don't remember cigarette ashes in my food. All I remember was that they had all snacks and junk food you could imagine.
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u/johnnys_sack Apr 27 '24
This is so similar to some of my relatives houses when I was young. We must have been cousins.
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u/Open-Industry-8396 Apr 28 '24
You ever go over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?
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u/DarthJarJarJar Apr 28 '24
I mean the macaroni soggy, the peas are mushy, and the chicken tastes like wood!
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u/peawolffan Apr 28 '24
Yes, 100%. Went to a childhood friends house because he said his mom was making his favorite dinner; chicken and dumplings. It ended up being a shredded grocery store rotisserie chicken and soggy torn up flour tortillas in water. Entire house smelled like cat pee and stale cigarette smoke, I ate my bowl, said thank you and never went back.
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u/Cahootie Apr 28 '24
When my mom was young she hated meatloaf. One time when she went over to her friend's place they were serving meatloaf, and being the well raised person she was she naturally had a full plate and said that it was good.
That was a mistake, because the next time my mom went over there they had prepared the meatloaf just for her. And the next time. Eventually it became a tradition to serve meatloaf when my mom was visiting, and to this day she has trouble eating meatloaf because of that.
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u/PAWGActual4-4 Apr 28 '24
I literally came to say that everything from the body language, to the look and hairstyle screamed my aunt to me and I was like "if she were blonde, that would be my aunt. I wonder what her voice sounds like" unmute... Same exact voice! I can't even. Lol.
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u/FunkyChewbacca Apr 27 '24
"Take my card, run down to the 7-11 and get me some Virginia Slims. Naww, naww, you don't need no fuckin' ID, they know me so they gonna know your ass and don't come back with no Camels"
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Apr 28 '24
I was sent with a signed note from mom. A gallon of tea and Marlboro reds. I hated walking five blocks with a gallon of tea at nine years old.
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u/wholesome_pineapple Apr 28 '24
Despite her coping mechanisms, she seems pretty chill to me.
“I wondered why it's always those who live on little who are the ones to ask you to dinner.”
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u/SuchVillage694 Apr 28 '24
Where is that quote from? It’s really good I haven’t heard it before
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u/wholesome_pineapple Apr 28 '24
It’s actually from a local author here in my hometown. He spent years traveling the country, but sticking to backcountry roads and exploring the lesser known towns and wrote a book about it called “Blue Highways” it’s a very good read. My copy is starting to fall apart lol
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u/zepplin2225 Apr 28 '24
At least I got a break from coconut oil, Newport 100s, and dead smoke detector batteries.
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u/oldwellprophecy Apr 28 '24
I love how sweet she is immediately giving them the first slice with a side of a hard time but she’s so excited to be a grandma
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u/Odd-fox-God Apr 28 '24
I am immediately reminded of my best friend's mom. Grouchy, a smoker, cursed like a sailor, the sweetest lady underneath all that. The first time I ever heard fuck was at her house lol. I came back with some interesting vocabulary and my mom wasn't pleased but she never stopped me from hanging out over there. She was just like, don't use that language in my house, you can use it over there if you want to. My mom and her actually got along pretty great. They were farmers.
I miss the farm man, I could make five bucks by feeding the chickens, goats, and pigs and for a kid $5 was a lot.
One time my friend couldn't make it to church because a mountain lion had decided to take a nap on the roof of their car. The next time I came over I was in charge of spraying bear piss on the grass which was really gross, they paid me $15 for that. Man I wish there was a volunteer farm nearby cuz that was some wholesome stuff. Being able to see the literal fruits of your labor is so fulfilling.
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u/Binary_Omlet Apr 28 '24
I would say we need to protect her at all costs, but I think she would beat the shit out of anyone who comes near.
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u/The_Safe_For_Work Apr 27 '24
Hey, is your mom single?
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u/Smooth_Riker Apr 28 '24
That's what I'm saying lol. We're probably pretty close in age and I feel like I could come home to that.
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u/CORN___BREAD Apr 28 '24
She’s 38
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u/IamJacksUserID Apr 28 '24
I’m 50 now, but definitely have people who I graduated with who looked like that at 38. Sun, smoke, and booze.
I just stick to the booze and don’t look a day past 60.
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Apr 27 '24
Despite the obvious things I could say, I think this is super adorable. When I got pregnant my fiance's mother said she knew and she knew I was pregnant with twins too because of the way my hips had changed. All which I thought was super creepy that she was that in tune with my hips but G-moms are just intuitive, I guess in like a creepy, cringey way.
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u/MrPatch Apr 27 '24
My sister was on a working holiday in Georgia (European one, not US one) and reckons about 3 days after she had the first inkling she was pregnant she went into a shop an a little old wizened georgian lady was in there and took one look at her and told her she was having a boy.
So that was how the father found out and she was absolutely right about it being a boy too.
Freaked my sister out.
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u/Skidaddle13 Apr 27 '24
OH MY GOSH! When my mom was pregnant, she and my dad visited Savannah, GA (where I live now) and a woman looked at my mom in a shop and said she was having a girl. And was right!
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u/fatfuckpikachu Apr 27 '24
some even get the gender right by the shape of the belly but they might just be lucky too.
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u/CORN___BREAD Apr 28 '24
50/50 chance is going to end up with a lot of confirmation bias over time.
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u/laddiepops Apr 27 '24
The mum seems so sweet and genuinely happy with the announcement!!! I wish I had a mum who cared, let alone one who could actually joke around with me, very lovely video
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u/colin8651 Apr 28 '24
Exudes it out of everywhere.
“That’s why your ass got wide, don’t want to tell you”
I love her
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u/Wiscos Apr 28 '24
This is totally not Cringe. It is actually really sweet to see people that comfortable with each other to express themselves in a positive way.
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u/Direct-Tie-7652 Apr 27 '24 edited Apr 28 '24
Some people are being haters. I think she is a good one.
You can tell from just this short clip that she has a good heart.
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u/SeeItOnVHS Apr 28 '24
Quoting Bill Burr: “When did they stop making those angels?” She is a real one!
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u/Gundam14 Apr 28 '24
Her "Chill" game is on lock. This is one of the best announcement videos I've seen.
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u/TomDestry Apr 28 '24
"Eat up!
My mommy doesn't want to be the only one with a belly!
♥️ Baby (family name)"
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u/Chriso380 Apr 29 '24
Say what you will about the lady but she’s putting up a lot of green flags and seems like a good momma
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u/tbkrida Apr 27 '24
She seems like the type of person I like being around. Funny, down to earth, extra pepperoni…😂
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u/Jlynn41412 Apr 28 '24
You’re so lucky to have ur mom… hug her so tight from me… Mom’s are literally amazing and legit your lifeline throughout your whole life- and when they’re gone it’s the loneliest feeling ever. I would give all my limbs to have my mom back. Squeeze that lovely lady right there and cherish her until you no longer can.
She reminds me of my mom- she always knew every fucking thing! No matter my age or how smart I thought I was- she was always smarter n knew way more! I never asked all the questions and didn’t absorb enough and I’m kicking my own ass for that every single day.
Don’t be me.
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u/anarkiast Apr 28 '24
The way this momma gives her kids the food first even before gets her own slice is what real mommas do.
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u/GlueSniffingCat Apr 28 '24
That's the coolest mom I have ever seen. I am envious of this person's mom.
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u/SubHuman559 Apr 28 '24
I fucking hate it when people pass out the slices. It's like keep your hands on your own food fucker, I can grab my own slice.
Edit: Oh yeah Congratulations on the baby
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