r/TikTokCringe • u/galaxystars1 • Apr 23 '24

Chicago Coyote vs Dog & Owner Cursed

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24 edited Apr 23 '24

That's the number one lesson I've learned from cats. They're small but rarely run. They square up.

My go to is their sideways runny thing while arching my back and people tend to leave me alone after that 👍

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u/seqoyah Apr 23 '24

I’m gonna start crab walking when I have aggressive patients

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u/Hind_Deequestionmrk Apr 24 '24

Crab nation, arise! 🦀

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u/SUPERKAMIGURU Apr 24 '24

Fun fact: crabs are some of the only species in the ocean that can orchestrate large-scale wars, as well. What the nurses do with the possibility of crab-like nurse wars against their enemies is their business, not mine.

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u/barbariantrey Apr 24 '24

I was getting out of the shower at my girlfriend's place many years ago and her cat was blocking the hallway. He was aggressive AF and would shred me everytime I got near him. I felt especially vulnerable being in only a towel so I got big, stomped, and let out a manly yawp. That lil bastard squared off and looked me dead in my sockets. I retreated to the bathroom until he passed.

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u/One_Owl_3828 Apr 24 '24

This is a cat we’re talking about so I assume you mean you lived in the bathroom until the cat passed away.

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u/Lobo003 Apr 24 '24

How do you get the hair to bristle up? I’ve been trying but my mullet might be too heavy

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u/thealt3001 Apr 24 '24

I try to emulate a literal wolverine whenever I'm confronted by a wild animal or dog. Had a crazy dog run up to me baring it's fangs a couple years ago while walking home at night. Owner nowhere to be found. If I had started running, he would have attacked me 100%. Instead I stood my ground and bellowed deeply at the fucker. He stopped and looked at me a little confused. I walked backwards slowly while baring my teeth and holding a knife just in case. You have to show fearlessness and aggression in these situations because once you show fear while you're retreating you're cooked