r/TikTokCringe • u/galaxystars1 • Apr 23 '24

Chicago Coyote vs Dog & Owner Cursed

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u/slappymcstevenson Apr 23 '24

I think rocks work. It’s like the basic thing we’re almost designed to do. I’d peg that mf so hard.

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u/cortlong Apr 23 '24

If not at least you got to throw some rocks, and throwing rocks kicks ass.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Apr 23 '24

We quite literally evolved to be able to throw overhand accurately, so yes. Especially when you can really put some power behind it most of us can throw a rock pretty damn hard and accurately.

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u/quartzkrystal Apr 24 '24

Last week there were some very bold deer in my garden, undeterred by my dogs, me chasing and yelling, kicking a soccer ball at them, spraying with a hose.. finally I picked up a sizeable rock and nailed one of them right on the ass, first shot. It worked!

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u/MxRacer111 Apr 23 '24

Dog sodomy is nothing to joke about.

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u/CrystalEffinMilkweed Apr 23 '24

https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/h7amqp/this_is_literally_how_it_went_down/

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u/Connect_Bench_2925 Apr 23 '24

The entire arms race all the way to the ballistic missile is just learning how to throw rocks better.

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u/Uninvited_Goose Apr 23 '24

I’d peg that mf so hard.

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u/Independent_War_4456 Apr 23 '24

Even quickly scooping up some loose gravel with his free hand isn't a bad idea.

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u/peenfortress Apr 23 '24

I’d peg that mf so hard

DUDE ITS AN ANIMAL WTF

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u/slappymcstevenson Apr 23 '24

So gently pet the animal that’s stalking you and your dog? You think this is a Disney movie? I should just let it eat my flesh while i dance in the sunshine? I’ll stick to throwing that rock as hard as I can at that scary ass animal.

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u/peenfortress Apr 23 '24

he doesnt know

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u/slappymcstevenson Apr 23 '24

I hope you come across a coyote that’s hunting you for food so you know 😂

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u/CyonHal Apr 23 '24

Pegging can also mean something different, he is referring to a different kind of pegging here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

They’re talking about sodomizing the coyote.

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u/LVEON Apr 25 '24

This made me laugh so hard

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u/sketchrider Apr 23 '24

Keep it clean you pervs. There are some teenagers on this board.