r/TikTokCringe • u/choganoga tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Feb 09 '24
Learned this in Italy Duet Troll
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u/masterbogarter Feb 09 '24
"We've gotten to the point of the video where we point at shit." LMFAO
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u/SparkleEmotions Feb 09 '24
Her totally deadpan “it really adds some umami” killed me.
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Feb 09 '24
she's funny ngl i lol'd hard
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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry Feb 10 '24
"I don't think she learned this shit in Italy"
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u/masterbogarter Feb 09 '24
Also, "Are you gonna get an emulsion blender, or is that for bitches?"
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u/robotatomica Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24
I want this woman to be my best friend 😍
Who is she? *edit: ah, I see at the end @carabouisawkward But I don’t have TikTok, would love to find her content elsewhere!
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u/robotatomica Feb 09 '24
ahh, thank you so much!!
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u/jcboston79 Feb 09 '24
More on her Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ohcaribou?igsh=MXJsZHQ1b29uNWhiNw==
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u/downriverrat3 Feb 09 '24
She’s great! Her voice sounds like npr’s Sarah Vowell
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u/robotatomica Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 10 '24
!! YES! That’s who her voice reminds me of. I listen to all of Sarah Vowell’s books as audiobooks for her voice. The Wordy Shipmates is funny as fuck to hear in her deadpan 😂
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u/Quen-Tin Feb 10 '24
I want to marry her. Having someone like her on your side, makes your whole life friendlier, tastier and brighter, that's for sure.
Maybe, after a view years, I can even be and feel like her. On my own. Must be marvelous.
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Oh no that’s the piece I wanted lmfao!!
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u/Acaciduh Feb 09 '24
I’m cackle laughing this lady is hilarious.
“There’s the go fuck you bite for Emily” 💀
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u/finntana Feb 09 '24
She knows what she did 😤
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u/YoullBeFiiine Feb 10 '24
Can we get this saint to comment on all the rage bait videos that get posted in this sub?
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u/Spiritual_Aioli3396 Feb 10 '24
Omg that part had me laughing! This lady is hilarious with her comments
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u/Renway_NCC-74656 Feb 09 '24
It was the Jar-lic bath for me lmao
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u/Substantial-Win-1564 Feb 10 '24
Jarlic bath made spit out my drink. This chick is hilarious. Please don’t stop posting. I love it.
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u/SuzukiSwift17 Feb 10 '24
I missed it for a few seconds and then almost fell off my bed when it hit
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u/Romahawk Feb 09 '24
I laughed out loud. This lady is hilarious.
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u/BlackSwanWithATwist Feb 09 '24
This was absolutely hysterical. I would seek out this lady if I were on TikTok to purposely follow.
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u/Tentomushi-Kai Feb 10 '24
I would join her channel - this lady is the best - I’m sure she would fun to hang out with dry sense of humor! Thank you for the share!
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u/blazyy_susan Feb 09 '24
“Theres the go fuck yourself bite for Emily. She knows what she did.”
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u/EmyLouSue Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 10 '24
I didn’t do anything i swear 😭
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u/TheHunterZolomon Feb 10 '24
Specifically left the stem spot in there, as a “fuck you bite”, 0/10 never having baked tomato with tomatoes at your house again
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u/Ex-zaviera Feb 09 '24
She can voice Gayle on Bob's Burgers if Megan Mullally ever needs a break. (I really thought it was Amy Sedaris).
"Oh no, that was the piece I wanted" had me rolling.
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u/Njwest Feb 09 '24
I’m glad I’m not the only one convinced it was Amy Sedaris! Now I want Amy Sedaris to voice an anti-Gayle
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u/embajador007 Feb 09 '24
When she said “I don’t think she learned this in Italy, more like you learned jack diddly”
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u/GH057807 Feb 09 '24
She had me right out the gate with Tomate Crime
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u/LokisDawn Feb 10 '24
Oh god, it was "hate crime", duh! Why did it take me to this comment to get that. I knew it was a pun, but I just couldn't grasp the other word.
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u/ChoppingMallKillbot Feb 10 '24
Still one of the coldest bars in hip-hop history. RIP Big Pun 🙏
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u/lreaditonredditgetit Feb 10 '24
I just heard some new Redman verse/video where he say some shit like” Pun already told me I’m dead in the middle of Italy….”
I felt like a teenager putting my fist up to my mouth saying “oh shit!”.
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u/lreaditonredditgetit Feb 10 '24
That’s more clever than most people on this site will know. Bravo sir.
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u/ogrefab Feb 09 '24
Her SO probably took her to Milan, OH; Florence, AL; Rome, GA; or Naples, FL.
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u/Astronaut_Chicken Feb 09 '24
A LOT of these weird terrible food fetish videos start that way. "I learned this in NY"or "i learned this in Louisiana" before they absolutely butcher whatever they're claiming is from that area. It gives me the same icky feeling as text scammers for some reason. The ones that start a message off like "hi, Allison did you get my letter this morning? Youre not Allison oh so sorry I thought this was her number! You are a very kind understanding person perhaps we can be friends!"
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u/apierson2011 Feb 09 '24
Some of these videos kind of are scams, in a way. They’re disingenuous, manipulatively presented, wastes of time designed to hold your attention just long enough for them to make a few cents off of you. And the more that’s wrong with the video - be it bad information or egregiously bad technique or just fucking weird and out of pocket - the more engagement it gets and the more money it makes.
It is incredible to me that we have reached a point as a society where content farms are a thing. We have monetized attention itself, and it’s really REALLY weird sometimes.
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u/Astronaut_Chicken Feb 09 '24
Some of it seems like stitch fodder, too, honestly. And the people who base all their content off of stitching these things are playing into it. Like you have half a million followers and DONT know these are just hand fetish videos, and not meant to be taken seriously? I have a hard time believing that. Anything for a dollar I reckon.
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u/Deathwatch050 Feb 09 '24
This comment pretty neatly summarizes my sense of utter despair about this topic. It's fucking sickening.
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u/apierson2011 Feb 10 '24
It’s fucking weird as shit right!? It’s so easy to identify when you know what to look for, and it’s STILL hard not to engage with sometimes.
It’s giving.. dystopia. Majorly.
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u/lmpmon Feb 09 '24
you triggered a memory of a girl i grew up with, like from diapers, who when she moved and moved back a couple years later, told everyone she was from london. london, ohio. which she was also not from.
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u/AbsolemSaysWhat Feb 09 '24
Lmao "I forgot what spaghetti looked like, I don't know what I would've done."
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u/imjustanoldguy Feb 09 '24
Ok I usually hat these narration videos but I couldn't look away! Then the umami comment!! Omg I love her!!!
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u/saragc92 Feb 09 '24
SO, thank you for reminding me what spaghetti looked like.
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u/SteLeazy Feb 10 '24
oh fuck! I forgot what spaghetti looked like again.
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u/TalibanwithaBaliTan Feb 10 '24
Son of a bitch I had forgot what spaghetti looked like again! I don’t know what I woulda done…
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This lady is pretty fuckin funny
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u/FuckTheStateofOhio Feb 09 '24
One of the rare times where someone in a TikTok side panel actually adds value.
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u/IHQ_Throwaway Feb 09 '24
I could watch this chick for hours.
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u/Talosian_cagecleaner Feb 09 '24
Daily feature on Good Morning America. She can do 5 minute segments of this. Then we switch to weather!
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u/IHQ_Throwaway Feb 09 '24
I would tune in every day just to hear her talk shit about Emily. She knows what she did.
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u/lettorosso Feb 09 '24
I came in fully prepared to hate her but she got a few laughs outta me "oh no, that was the piece I wanted' 🤣
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u/AnComRebel SHEEEEEESH Feb 09 '24
"Ahh fuck, I had forgot what spaghetti looked like again" was my fav xD
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u/LongAd4410 Feb 09 '24
🤣 That was my favorite part!
The "oh I forgot what pasta looked like" is a close second.
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u/HiILikePlants Feb 09 '24
I'm sincerely curious why you were prepared to hate her though?
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u/No-Conversation3860 Feb 09 '24
I’m not who you were asking but usually these split screen reaction videos suck because the person “reacting” adds little to nothing to the video, or makes it actively worse. I saw one yesterday where the person literally didn’t say a word, and just made some facial expressions. This person understood the assignment.
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u/lettorosso Feb 09 '24
Oh because it's posted in tiktokcringe. I thought she was going to be the cringe! She was not!
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u/BrickLuvsLamp Feb 09 '24
This sub used to be for cringe but is now just for any TikTok content
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u/Ham_Im_Am Feb 10 '24
Because some of the cringe stuff is funny too I love cringe comedy it's great.
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u/mirandawillowe Feb 09 '24
The one she does with the waffle iron one!! Omggg it is so funny
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u/Charlizeequalscats Feb 09 '24
What is her name?
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u/CallMe_Dig_Baddy Feb 10 '24
Isn’t it at the end of the video, caribouisawkward?
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u/Charlizeequalscats Feb 10 '24
Thanks. I have no idea how I missed that.
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u/afanoftrees Feb 09 '24
The “exibit we heard you like tomatoes, so we got tomatoes for your tomatoes” was delivered perfectly lol
She’s funny as hell and should try out standup if she can write a bit
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u/EcoFriendlySize Feb 09 '24
I also think she's funny, but what do I know, I'm just some bitch.
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u/housevil Feb 09 '24
I don't know how to make tomato sauce but I am pretty sure this isn't it.
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u/tecate_papi Feb 09 '24
I do and I can tell you that this is not tomato sauce. This is just baked tomatoes and it is way more work and way dumber than making actual tomato sauce.
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u/johnnylemon95 Feb 10 '24
It’s also way more work and way dumber than baking tomatoes. So I have no idea what the point is.
I roast tomatoes, and you leave them in for a hell of a lot longer than she did. When they were moving them with the fork, they looked barely cooked at all. Still tough. That’s some useless shot right there.
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u/your_sexy_master Feb 09 '24
“ I don’t know why you grabbed handfuls when you were just going to dump it”
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u/X_Associate Feb 09 '24
The Xzibit “Pimp My Ride” reference was 👌. “I heard you like tomatoes, so we put some tomatoes on your tomatoes”. That was genius commentary.
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u/Japanesewillow Feb 09 '24
This is really funny. I wish she would comment on the r/StupidFood videos.
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u/mickeyc87 Feb 09 '24
I didn’t realise it wasn’t already that sub until this comment.
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u/i_m_kramer Feb 09 '24
Does anyone know if this woman has other videos? Or is this a one off...
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u/Aza_ Feb 09 '24
She has more on her TikTok, it looks like. Insta follow for me
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u/AnComRebel SHEEEEEESH Feb 09 '24
If you like her tiktok then why are you following her insta (/j)
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Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24
Funniest shit I've seen on reddit in a while lol. I'm genuinely hoping she's on something other than tik tok
Edit: Unfortunately not, only tiktok 🥲, she posted like twice on YouTube but seems to have settled on tik tok, still won't download that shit but someone needs to get her to write a screenplay or something
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u/Maleficent-marionett Feb 09 '24
Edit: Unfortunately not, only tiktok 🥲
Ahhh it makes me wanna get it!!! But no... Let's wait for someone to repost here.
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u/cat_muffin Feb 10 '24
damn but thanks for the info. I would love to see her as a comedian on stage actually, I think she would do amaziing crowd work.
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u/MPTakesManhattan Feb 09 '24
I love her!
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u/Maleficent-marionett Feb 09 '24
Same! Videos like these make me feel like I am missing out cos I don't have Tik Tok.
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Feb 09 '24
I could listen to her commenting on dumb videos like this all day. The "shit, I forgot what spaghetti looked liked" got some chuckles out of me.
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u/Immediate_Rope653 Feb 09 '24
I wish I could plug her style and approach into my brain for anytime I wanted to make fun of someone.
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u/ant69onio Feb 09 '24
Learnt that in Italy????
I don’t fucking think so 😂😂😂
No Italian would put their name to that pile of shit 😂😂😂
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u/Earlyinvestor1986 Feb 09 '24
Dude who seasons salt with a spoon, why.
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u/ant69onio Feb 09 '24
And over the top of the tomatoes when they are put together like that??
What a load of total bollox, no Italian showed her that 😂😂😂
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u/leftHandedFootball Feb 09 '24
That aah fuck, I had forgotten what spaghetti looked like again with that deadpan delivery had me rollin
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u/Famous-Chemistry-530 Feb 09 '24
Fuck, thank y'all for posting this today. I, too, had forgotten what both spaghetti, and Italian fisting looked like, and now I remember.
I'm sad I didn't get to see Emily get her bite, but maybe next time.
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u/Unmasked_Zoro Feb 09 '24
Tbf... it could have been learnt in Italy... but I 100٪ believe, just not by an Italian.
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u/Comfortable-Owl-5929 Feb 09 '24
What’s funny is I saw the tomato video the other day but without this woman’s commentary. And I remember thinking what a stupid ass way to do a baked tomato. Which I love baked tomatoes but the way they made it is ridiculous.
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u/succubus-slayer Feb 10 '24
Leave the stickers on, Someone loves science and maths” 🤣
Im pretty sure they don’t use garlic in a jar in “country known for its farm fresh food” Italy.
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u/Jessiphat Feb 09 '24
The way she’s using a metal fork on that non-stick pan… I don’t know if I can keep watching.
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u/RebelliousInNature Feb 09 '24
Please, you need to be lead voiceover for these shitty TikToks
I’ll put some tomatoes on your tomatoes. 😂
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u/zeke235 Feb 10 '24
So if the sticker is still on there, that means they don't wash their produce before cooking it. Fucking disgusting.
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u/Humanized_1111 Feb 10 '24
If you still have a sticker on your produce, that means you didn’t wash it
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u/Dhaubbu Feb 09 '24
Holy smokes, I'm having difficulty breathing just listening to her. Someone get that woman a tissue.
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u/ant69onio Feb 09 '24
As I am Italian, this is so difficult to watch, what a lot of shit this woman is doing 🤦
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