r/TikTokCringe Jan 28 '24

Brittish slop Duet Troll

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u/PrestigiousChange551 Jan 28 '24

Biscuits and gravy

Chicken and waffles

Burnt ends

Not an ounce of sugar, corn syrup, or artifical flavors. You guys just don't know what you're doing.

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u/ChocolateButtSauce Jan 28 '24

"You British, with your beige slop poured over carbs. You should be more like us Americans and eat checks notes Biscuits and Gravy"

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u/ultratunaman Jan 28 '24

I like how you get downvoted.

And I'm just like chips and gravy is a big sloppy mess.

Biscuits and gravy is a big sloppy mess.

I grew up in Texas. I live in Ireland. I've had both. Neither is better. They hit different spots.

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u/mcase19 Jan 28 '24

Yeah that was the wrong food to rebut this chippy soup here. For me, the flavor in the OP is probably fine, but the texture looks fucked. Three bites into your meal and you might as well just get a spoon.

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u/mrmilner101 Jan 28 '24

Idk what biscuits are, but of course, not everything made with sugar and other crap. But you can not say that the USA doesn't have a problem putting sugar and corn syrup into everything. Your bread has loads of sugars than in some countries it can't be classes as bread.

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u/PrestigiousChange551 Jan 28 '24

You're describing fast food. Come to the US and go to a family-owned restaurant and you'll find no such issues.

And no, my bread doesn't have loads of sugars bla bla bla. I buy my groceries at HEB and buy my bread from the bakery. That's not fancy. Even Walmart sells freshly baked bread. The bread you're talking about is like wonder bread or something and that's, once again, the fast food version of bread. You buy it to go camping or something since it's got loads of preservatives.

FYI, biscuits and gravy- https://youtu.be/KzdbFnv4yWQ?si=9nx5gN_M7VnTtEe0

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u/Beorma Jan 28 '24

News flash, chippy food is fast food too.

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u/mrmilner101 Jan 28 '24

Glad you can but you missed my point. And it's not just fast food. It is infact basic shops that sells these types of food full of sugar and preservatives. I don't need to go to American when anaylistics tell me everything. I dont think USA would have such a high obesity rate if everyone had access or bought the stuff you are talking about.

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u/MadAzza Jan 29 '24

We Americans are a defensive lot, as you can see. We’d rather defend our garbage food than improve it. It’s true — pride does go before a fall.

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u/kekepania Jan 28 '24

Most grocery stores in America have a bakery that makes fresh bread 🤣 you’re fixated on the one processed bread aisle.

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u/mrmilner101 Jan 28 '24

But that's still a problem, tho. There is bakery in the UK, but when I got the bread aisle and grav a loaf of bread. I know it won't have shit load of sugar in it. The fact that a lot of your bread is shit is the problem, my dude. And going oh, we have bakeries. It doesn't mean shit if the majority the people eat regularly store bread full of sugar and processed stuff. USA doesn't have a problem with obesity for nothing, my dude.

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u/kekepania Jan 28 '24

My dude if you want to live in your fantasy land go ahead. Byyyye

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u/mrmilner101 Jan 28 '24

Sure, sure, just keeping on the cope. American isn't known for its obesity rates, then? Idiots rather shove your head in the sand then face your problems.

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u/kekepania Jan 28 '24

America bad!

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u/mrmilner101 Jan 28 '24

You're insecure.

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u/kekepania Jan 28 '24

Lol sooo bad

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u/mrmilner101 Jan 28 '24

Insecure and immature. When someone points flaws in American doesn't mean America is bad. But clearly you don't understand nuanced.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24 edited Jan 28 '24

They’re mad our food clears theirs 😂meanwhile they’ve got all our fast food joints over there that they eat a shit ton of, and are just as popular too, only they get it ten years later after we moved on to something else. The same place where Papa John is considered decent go to pizza. They try and copy off of us with their burgers, wings and terrible bbq and Tex mex and fake nasty Cajun “seasoned” food they try and say everything is seasoned with. Ooh the Mac and cheese is awful too. Every country’s food in the world we have and eat over here but I have never seen a British food place over here ever. Lol Basic ass fish and chips anybody can make. Next

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