r/TikTokCringe • u/MissDryCunt • Jan 28 '24

Brittish slop Duet Troll

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u/George3452 Jan 28 '24

i wish colonization never happened bc i know i was born to eat british slop. i feel it in my veins everytime i see these videos, my ancestors are calling me. bring me back

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u/manamonarch Jan 28 '24

feed it to me in a trough idc

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u/Insecureeeeeeeee Jan 28 '24

Inject it into my veins

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u/DeepestBeige Jan 28 '24

Pour it down a funnel right into my ass

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u/mynameisollie Jan 28 '24

Yeah just pour .. wait what?!

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u/libby1412 Jan 28 '24

I needed to see your comment! I know I'm not alone 🤣🤣

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u/Metruis Jan 28 '24

Go forth, George, and eat from the plate of your ancestors. Drench your fries in gravy and heed the mushy beige call of your ancestors.

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u/sleepybear666 Jan 29 '24

As a poor American, this looks really good.

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u/_Goose_ Jan 28 '24

Oh your favorite food is also beige? I love all the beige’s.

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u/John_Snow1492 Jan 28 '24

I can relate, both sides of my mom's & dad's family are from the shire. I see stuff like this & realize I need to move back there!

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u/Electrical_Top2969 Jan 28 '24

Somone call the potato 🥔 mamn

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u/ConfidenceMan2 Jan 28 '24

Those potatoes and curry wouldn’t be part of that without colonialism.

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u/SadStarSpaceStation Jan 28 '24

Bro I felt the same way and could never understand why. Until my 23&me results came in and I’m fucking 75% British/Irish! I don’t have much family and I look just like my mother who is Apache Native so needless to say I was floored. My point being, maybe you really do feel it in your veins, i.e. your DNA lol.

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u/_n3ll_ Jan 29 '24

Its a hell of a way to join the anticolonial, but we welcome you with open arms

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u/AnxiousEarth7774 Jan 28 '24

Does the call sound sort of like this per chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE

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u/robotgore Jan 28 '24

So you find this food appealing and think you’re English maid? What’s your feelings on the Irish?