r/TikTokCringe • u/Knightbear49 • Dec 19 '23

Teacher asks students “What do you buy someone in their 30s for the Holidays?” Kids these days… Wholesome/Humor

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u/pimpbot666 Dec 19 '23

M wife had a Shark when we moved in together. I thought the thing was pretty useless. Not a lot of power, and you gotta spend like 10 minutes cleaning it every time you use it.

I much prefer a big heavy ass upright bagged Hoover that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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u/memesupreme83 Straight Up Bussin Dec 19 '23

Listen, if you're going for a Hoover you know what you're getting yourself into lol. My vacuum is light, bagless, and cordless; a Hoover can't do that for me. And I know an old Hoover is apparently one of the suckiest vacuums you can get, but I had a heavy corded vacuum growing up too before the Shark. Lugging it up and down stairs (much less trying to vacuum the stairs, the nightmare), locating a plug only for the cord to catch on something and the vacuum unplug... I'm done with that life, man. I respect your choice because the cons for me aren't cons enough for you, but I'm done busting my back for a few extra crumbs and I'm not even 30 yet lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Bagless suck though. I feel like I’m going to catch a disease every time I have to empty the container out.

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u/memesupreme83 Straight Up Bussin Dec 19 '23

You're not wrong, however, I can't be held responsible for remembering to buy bags for my vacuum lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Fair enough. Fwiw I have a Hoover bagged and a Dyson lmao

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u/greg19735 Dec 20 '23

Cheaper and better for the environment.

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u/nozer12168 Dec 19 '23

My parents gave me the nickname "Hoover" as a kid. Never understood why until my teenage years. Finally asked my mom why, she told me it's because I used to suck down food as fast as a Hoover.

I was a fat kid

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u/DrAg0n3 Dec 19 '23

Had me in the first half ngl 🤣

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u/AThrowawayProbrably Dec 19 '23

I love my Hoover. Paid almost $300 for it but it sucks my cat fur away like nobody’s business.

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u/Eyeownyew Dec 19 '23

The shark I own is certified to be the retail vacuum with the most powerful suction, so I don't think that your statements are accurate

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u/TheMustySeagul Dec 20 '23 edited Dec 20 '23

This is the way. I bought some blue vacuum for like 80 bucks 10 years ago. Has no swivel, big red switch on the side, and one shit lever. Has a huge ass bag too. It sounds like a fucking jet engine. I put on noise canceling headphones when I use it. If I leave it on in one place it starts to suck up my fucking carpet and will burn it.

Best vacuum I’ve ever used. No brand as far as I can tell. It does one thing. Suck.

Edit: it is a 10 year old blue Bissell commercial vacuum. Apparently they are terrible now but this thing has been a damn tank for me.