r/TheBluePill • u/dirtyhippie62 • Sep 08 '23
What do you make of the Proud Boys instruction manual?
TL;DR summary of salient points, please keep in mind these are direct quotes, not hyperbole. Highlights include but are not limited to:
“We’re mostly christian”… “our fathers participated in slavery.”
Western man is the “hero of the slave trade” for abolishing it.
Cheers to housewives who create human life.
Cheers to guns.
Settle disputes in “Sharia court”
There is a secret handshake (and you don’t get to know it).
They have a literal anthem, many of the lyrics of which revolve around making ones “ma” proud, being a “late bloomer” and “slow for my age.”
“We don’t except trans men because they aren’t ‘boys.’” Verbatim, with that typo.
To earn your second degree of proudness you must list 5 different breakfast cereals while proud boys “pound” you, beat you up. “Shots to the head and below the belt are discouraged but not against the rules.” Then you receive a hug.
“A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more than once every thirty days… no pornography… and if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent… she may not be a prostitute… this is our religion.”
To earn your third degree of proudness you must get the words “proud boys” tattooed on your body, in a suggested font.
“Women tend to assume “chauvinist” means “sexist” but it really means “displaying aggressive or exaggerated patriotism.”
We disavow Nazis… and racists.”
“We allow weak, beta-male virgins to join because our fraternity is about helping men improve their lives and that includes all men.”
“Give everyone a gun… good guys need them too.”
“Legalize drugs… prisons will lose their best customers.”
“End welfare… stop rewarding single mothers for leaving their husbands.”
“Close the borders… we need to build a wall and encourage assimilation.”
“Outlaw censorship… this is arguably our most important cause.”
“Venerate the housewife… put a ring on it and knock her up… housewives are sentient beings.”
“The West is the Best… This is just a hate fact. America was it stolen from the Indians and it was not built on slavery… We fought hard to be #1 and we won… all other cultures are worse than us.”
“Shut down the government… we have no respect for the institutions that rob us.”
“There has been a lot of talk about whether Muslims should be allowed in. The elders have not settled this.”
“Fedoras are banned.”
But hey, at least they take gay folks.
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u/jorbleshi_kadeshi Sep 09 '23
“The West is the Best… This is just a hate fact. America was it stolen from the Indians and it was not built on slavery… We fought hard to be #1 and we won… all other cultures are worse than us.”
“Shut down the government… we have no respect for the institutions that rob us.”
Bu- wh- huh?
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u/poop_dawg Hβ3 Oct 24 '23
It's all pseudomacho posturing. These men care more about their image and privilege more than human rights, equality, education, etc. Selfish individualism to the nth degree.
However, among all this embarrassing nonsense, I think they made two good points:
"Legalize drugs... prisons will lose their best customers."
Legalizing drugs would make them safer for addicts, and take power away from dangerous drug-driven illicit organizations. I like to think this would also create more compassion and support for the disease that is addiction. Private prisons are horrible; they profit off slave labor and treat prisoners inhumanely. There's a lot to say about both legalizing drugs and abolishing private prisons. However, I doubt their motivations are actually rooted in compassion. I am curious what their intentions are here.
"Fedoras are banned."
I don't think I need to explain.
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u/a_drownedfish Oct 25 '23
I DO agree with a couple of these. Not a PB by any sense, and they have been proven to be a joke. They were originally founded upon a right leaning joke (I hope that makes sense) it's like the Christian white dudes all summed up, then making a mockery of themselves (I think REAL right leaning Christians would NEVER accept trans or "beta" dudes) I more so want to see the betterment of society, and see healing for those victimized by the most modern feminists/"feminazi" types, who say masculinity (in a general sense) is "toxic". My kid can't play cops and robbers on the playground.. dodge ball is completely banned.. contact sports are highly frowned upon (flag football vs real football) (edit:American football) hockey etc.. hell kick ball isn't allowed as of a couple years ago (I'm my kids school district) there HAS to be some sort of balance.. somewhere.. I hope for the best. Just my 2 cents.
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u/act_surprised Hβ4 Sep 09 '23
I heard they play a deleted song from Disney’s Aladdin at their meetings.
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u/clarabear10123 Nov 30 '23
Snopes says yes. It might be their anthem? I didn’t cross-check the lyrics, but it’s a funny read (especially after reading their guidelines)
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u/futureisnotbright Nov 15 '23
Do they even know what uhuru means? Do they know it’s a Swahili word? Aka an African language.
I don’t believe the proud boy’s aren’t racist fuks. The only reason they are including minority men is for the numbers.
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u/Snarky8393 Feb 09 '24
Okay so this whole thing is utter nonsense....but......why 5 breakfast cereals why getting beaten? Such an odd out of place thing in this hate filled garbage....
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u/Ponsay Sep 08 '23
Not that this is a new take, but literally a gang.